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Too many loving snow days and Uptown Funk is stuck in my head.
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Mikl posted:I had to explain to someone, twice, how while I'm a doctor, I'm not a medical doctor, and therefore I cannot recommend treatment or prescribe medicine. I'm still not sure if they got it or not. So can you take a look at this thing on my arm?  What field is your doctorate actually in? Maybe you could go with the angle of explaining that you're a professor or a scientist or a mathematician or something. My problem is that my half-brother is a raging rear end in a top hat but it's illegal to punch him in his idiot face.
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Feb 27, 2015 12:49
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EmmyOk posted:A load of drunk people just boarded my train. They are trying to sing uptown funk but keep getting stuck after one line and starting again Uptown Funk is not a drunk people song. Drunk people need to sing drinking songs because those songs are designed to be sung when you're wasted. I swear, some people regress to children when they go to a store. Oh, no, sure, go right the gently caress ahead and paw through the fresh muffins with your dirty-rear end hands. Feel free to just toss rolls and bagels on the floor because you don't want them. I don't mind at all if you dig around in my nice bread display and knock everything over because you don't like the sell-by date on the stuff we just made today. If I wanted to clean up after a bunch of loving animals, I would've worked at a zoo.
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Mar 1, 2015 18:41
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The free WiFi on the train is too slow  e: And GEICO keeps sending me letters and emails asking me to come back, like some kind of obsessed ex. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 22:23 on Mar 12, 2015 |
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Mar 12, 2015 22:19
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Anime Boston is coming next month and I am dreading my daily commute suddenly filling up with smelly weeaboos.
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Mar 29, 2015 02:39
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Parasol Prophet posted:I have to go to the post office after work to return a home try-on order to the place I want new glasses from, but I really just want to go home instead. Warby Parker? I keep forgetting to send in my prescription.
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Apr 2, 2015 21:49
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The official US release of Kung Fu Killer is out of theaters but won't be on any streaming service for god knows how long and yeah I guess I could order the Blu-Ray but for gently caress's sake it came out in Hong Kong last year I just wanna see Donnie Yen kick the poo poo out of people also I don't have a blu-ray player except on my computer and I want to watch it on my bigass TV.
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May 30, 2015 15:55
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A nice little Chinese bakery/cafe I used to go to a lot closed after being open for 33 years. Now where will I get my morning pork buns and terrible coffee? Seriously though there are a few more but now I have to go to two different places to get what I want 
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Oct 11, 2015 11:29
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ladron posted:My first world problem is people saying "in my country" or "here" Sounds like anywhere in Western Europe, although I don't know how returns work there.
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Oct 16, 2015 23:22
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My friend lives on the other side of the world. 12 hour time difference. 
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Oct 30, 2015 12:33
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:My friend had an odd one today. Stray frogs in the toilet are the least first world thing in this thread.
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Nov 18, 2015 12:47
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I still cannot speak all of the languages. This is probably first world because what loving third world farmers have the goddamn time to learn a second or third language, let alone whine about how rusty they are? The soybeans aren't going to milk themselves!
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Nov 25, 2015 02:43
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Some POS machines allow that, but many don't, leading to customers who will stand at my register and impatiently swipe their cards several times before I've even finished scanning all of their items. The thing has a goddamn screen. It lights up and tells you when to swipe your card.
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Nov 28, 2015 12:46
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My friend who lives on the opposite side of the world is probably asleep right now. Stupid time zones.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:05
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artsy fartsy posted:My dog jumped up and slammed his skull into my elbow and absolutely wrecked the poo poo out of my ulnar nerve, like I got nauseous and started blacking out--so I'm stumbling around in so much pain that I can't even scream or moan I'm just doing this huuhh huuhh huuhh breathing thing, but I'd just opened the big thing of hummus and it's right there on the table where both dogs can just get to it (and they will) so I'm trying to stay conscious while moving this dumb thing of hummus then finally I fall to the floor and both of them won't stop licking me then the drat phone starts ringing and the pain is incredible, then later I freaked myself out when I got milk out of the fridge and it brushed against the right side of my hand, which was apparently cold-intolerant at the time. Jesus, how bad did your dog gently caress you up that a bowl of hummus was too wily a foe?
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Mar 3, 2016 13:09
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Inzombiac posted:Did some phone banking yesterday and everyone was polite except for one Trump supporter who called me a racist for supporting Bernie Bernie Sanders doesn't care about orange people.
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Mar 21, 2016 09:35
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Choco1980 posted:My FWP: I bought a new phone today (hooray upgrade time!) the brand new LG G5 that just dropped yesterday. Dang thing uses a USB-C charging cable instead of the standard micro USB I have tons of. Now I have to wait for an adapter I've ordered. Rassa Frassa.... My Nexus 6P came with two USB-A to USB-C cables (one short and one around 1.5 feet) and one USB-C charger (wall plug with a type C port, and a type C cable). That last one charges unbelievably fast. What kind of phone manufacturer doesn't include at least one complete charger?
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Apr 3, 2016 12:00
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Inzombiac posted:I had a fart today that was so big that my pants fit better but it kinda hurt my booty. O friend I have been there.
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Apr 21, 2016 06:09
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Mu Zeta posted:I'm talking about Americans in America though. Not only that, if you wanted to watch Asian movies made in Asia, starring Asian actors, pick a country, there are tons.
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May 4, 2016 21:47
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I think he means he wants to watch a movie produced in Hollywood, staring an Asian lead, that isn't action. Yes, I got that, and my comment was meant to point out how little sense it made if you read it any other way.
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May 5, 2016 02:37
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Inzombiac posted:Why do I fart with every step I take?! You got the walkin' farts.
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May 23, 2016 00:44
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If it's any consolation, guys are usually a lot better with faces than names I messed up the name of a coworker who wears a nametag at all times. Don't feel bad.
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Jun 1, 2016 10:48
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It took me two weeks to remember my best friends' name when we met in high school.
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I forgot to buy my favorite coffee.
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Jun 13, 2016 11:34
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DaRealAce posted:How confidential? Have you deleted it yet? If it's healthcare, that may be a career ending mistake.
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Jun 19, 2016 03:11
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Thin Privilege posted:You talk way too much about your girlfriend. I recognize your avatar and every post I see is  MY GIRLFRIEND even being a thing that people complain about is a contrivance of bitter, lonely nerds who can't stand to be reminded of their own failings. Talking about one's significant other in casual conversation is a very normal thing to do and there are a hundred thousand registered goons, not all of us are fuckin' shut-in weirdos anymore. Some of us even have jobs.
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Jun 21, 2016 11:06
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Why they can't integrate the messenger function into the main app is beyond me, but maybe that's why I'm not a mobile app developer.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:07
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The shop took the stripes off my car to fix it and the ones they gave me to replace them are the wrong size and I could do it with Plasti-Dip but I can't quite get it the way I want and it dries too fast in the hot sun 
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Aug 3, 2016 02:56
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In the process of paying off all of my credit cards in full I forgot that I had an autopay set up with my bank for one of the cards, so I accidentally overpaid that card and now have a credit of $25 that I have to use to bring the balance to 0. God, I sound like such an rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 5, 2016 20:26
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I'm waiting in the courthouse basement for the jury selection process to begin and I'm bored.
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Aug 15, 2016 15:20
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ANUSTART posted:My grandparents offered to take me to dinner for my birthday next week and I have really been wanting to go to a chinese place here but they will make so many racist comments and 'jokes' that i will probably end up at olive garden or something Happy birthday! Long shot, but if you're in Boston I'll get Chinese food with you 
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Nov 14, 2016 23:47
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Yeah but kittens though
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Dec 31, 2016 14:58
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What kind of frozen hellscape do you live in where butter isn't spreadable at room temperature?
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Jan 22, 2017 15:29
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doverhog posted:I'm hung over and thinking about ordering pizza or kebab or something but don't really wanna pay for the delivery. Do it. Don't make this man's mistakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWFH1Y0WocI
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Jan 30, 2017 14:27
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Where the hell did the thread title come from?
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Feb 28, 2017 14:02
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Inzombiac posted:While not a big thing in America and Canada anymore, cities in Asia are FULL of them. This is why games like Overwatch see so many cheaters in South Korea. Instead of each player buying the game, the internet cafe pays for access and when accounts are banned (Blizzard just banned like 20,000 South Korean accounts for cheating) the players generally just make new ones.
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Mar 2, 2017 18:05
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frogge posted:Reverse FWP? Don't play video games with shitheads.
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Apr 26, 2017 22:13
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Nutritionists aren't a real profession or legally protected title. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist. What you want is a registered dietitian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRqB5-egs1s If "dietitian" is like "dentist", then "nutritionist" is like "toothiologist".
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Aug 20, 2017 14:36
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Thin Privilege posted:Amazons pices have gone WAAAAYYYY up. And search results for items are mainly Chinese (no offense but listen to the next part) Chinese companies who inevitably sell the same thing on ali express for balls cheap prices. Pick has a thread about it and you can get anything you can dream of for like $1 but I'm still nervous about it being super sketchy so I haven't actually gone there. So currently I'm stuck w amazon and no way in hell im gonna pay that price right now. AliExpress is great if you don't need something immediately and can wait 3 weeks for it to arrive by China Post's cheapest freight option. I got an OBD2 Bluetooth dongle for my car for 4 bucks on AliExpress. Good place to get phones from Chinese manufacturers like Huawei or XiaoMi, although you do have to look more closely at the tech specs to make sure it'll be compatible with your provider. AliExpress is great. Amazon is great too but definitely use both, they have their strengths.
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Aug 24, 2017 18:27
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Thin Privilege posted:Why do people even use USPS anymore? Me, my mom, and friends have all lost packages-- that are irretrievable because when you go to the post office, they look around for real and welp, it's not there. It's because the mail man just decides to take it, or the sorter, or something. gently caress USPS. And they are sooooooooo expensive. and when they gently caress up your change of address and try to send poo poo too early everything ends up delayed because it prints a "COA NOT ACTIVE" label and then they don't send it until the next day fuckers
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Given it another few years and we'll be the weird ones for using complete sentences when we type.
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Nov 6, 2017 18:13
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