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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Trifflin'! Kid, I dont got time for that!



Next youll be postin' bout chicken sandwiches.

Chicago Salad Burg?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I call Heresy on this one

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

matrix ripoff posted:

delicious, greasy heresy

Maybe, I mean, I'd try it.

But, I have never in my life been enjoying either a delicious burg or an amazing Reuben and thought, "You know what would go great on this? Stuffing the other thing into my fat loving face at the same loving time, like the huge fat loving, no dicked, slob that I am."

And motherfucker, I once stood over a sink and ate an entire bag of Oreos

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

matrix ripoff posted:

in another world, there's an Oreo Anonymous meeting happening and YOU ARE THE LEADER

I would be dead from Heart Disease before admitting I had a problem with Oreos

Seriously man, those fuckers are delicious. More so with milk.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I have never had a tasty burger made from those mass produced frozen jobs.

Does the freezing just sap all the taste from them?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zeno-25 posted:

Wisconsin :burger:

So that's what is meant by "Wisconsin Thin"?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:420: and burging = best burging

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

etalian posted:

I hope someone combines a burger place with a dispensary.

:wth: Burging Blunts :wth:

Dude, what to go partners with me?

We can use weed infused lard to cook the stuff in. Vape Shakes.....

I shouldn't say anymore. :ninja:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

thathonkey posted:

I want in on this business idea for real

I'd lay some money down.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

skudmunky posted:

A page late, but...

You want to open a burger + weed place and not call it The Burger Joint?

That's, much, much, better.

:worship:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Your favourite sweet burger topping is?

Pineapple

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

shiksa posted:

italian beef is the best.

Bitch, you better believe it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
at that point get me a loving steak.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
gently caress it, I'm burging tonight.

:colbert: I hope all ya'll are happy!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ron Jeremy posted:

Don't put cold condiments on your burger? Let em come to room temp first. Cept maybe the lettuce.

Just leave the mayonnaise out in the sun.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dill spear on the side is good.

Bread and butter on certain burgs, good.

Mix mayo and sweet relish on certain burgs, also good.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Feb 18, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
do you like the sauce on a big mac? You'll enjoy mayo + relish

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

Eat different types of burgers to expand your burger knowledge, imho.

Embrace all of life's wonderful burging varieties, expand your horizons, achieve Burgvana

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Shadow posted:

I meant gastronomically. :)

This is yours now

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You don't wanna know what you get, if you use the word "Mixologist"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

I saw him use it in another thread!! Fire away






Artist's rendering

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a large trout posted:

I was under the impression everything I was doing was wrong

This being the internet, you are correct.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a large trout posted:

i'm really not understanding the hate for blended burgs



i've been eating variations of this for years and years and if done properly turns out just as amazing as a burg should be

:hfive: looks :burger: to me!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Norns posted:

Don't do it. BK is bad bergs.

What color is the sky in your world?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

loving would this post.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wanna bury my face in all that meat. :gizz:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Venison is loving :thumbsup: in my book

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The NE of the USA is sadly deficient

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Burritos are the Schrodinger's cat of food.

What's inside? Who knows? It could be nothing and everything all at once. It could be the best or it could be the worst ever, you'll never know until you bite into it and seal your fate.

Burgs are in plain view. Burgs are the Einsteinian interpretation.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Counterpoint

I ate a bay-be!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

shiksa posted:

how's that a "counter" point

I can't eat a baby in a bite. I've tried

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Soup du Jour posted:

burg'd twice in two days. a delicious black and bleu burg from my favorite local bar. really good bleu cheese with a whole bunch of sauteed mushrooms. also that wendy's bacon and blue on brioche burg which was surprisingly good. I highly recommend getting it

You think you're better than me?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Is that funnel cake? Is that goddmn loving FUNNEL CAKE! WTF! :vomarine:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Norns posted:

Looks like deep fried Mac and cheese.

This is equivalently bad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Norns posted:

I'm big on sweet and savory combos though.

I like it too, I just can't imagine donut glaze and burger tasting good to me.

Of course I am also a broken brain that enjoy a Pineapple teriyaki burger though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

C. Everett Koop posted:

ps gently caress vegans


Burg Thread: gently caress VEGANS!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I now have a reason to visit Des Moines

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a large trout posted:

now that it's all enlarged i'm wondering what that yello strip is above the second patty

strange tomato?
squash?

http://www.zombieburgerdm.com/menu.pdf

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tyson Tomko posted:

At first I thought this was too much and it looked gross. Then I saw the tater tots. Use those to dab up some of that extra cheese and bam it's all good again.

Tater tots>Onion Rings> French Fries>Steak Fries

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
If you want to serve Guacamole with a burger, put it on the side and give me some chips to eat it with.

Not an avocado person.

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