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I love the ones that take 5 paragraphs to explicitly explain THEY DON'T DO HOOKUPS and begrudgingly dog whistle whoever the last person was to do a hit and run on their cooch DON'T BOTHER MESSAGING ME IF YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST ENTITLED TO BE IN SOMEONES LIFE WITHOUT EVER COMMITING. Who is loving/contacting these girls? When you put that type of poo poo in your profile it makes you the female equivalent of the dude loudly bemoaning that all girls just friendzone guys and how no one ever messages him back
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I'm the basic bitch that doesn't have a movie or band in her favorites list from before 2011 but has "I just don't believe any one person can sum themselves up with a paragraph!" in their summary. Like I never used to see that poo poo but there's some iteration in like 50% of the profiles I saw. It's definitely a generational thing too because it only seems to be on ladies profiles under 25 and I never met someone that was so far up their own rear end they Couldn't Possibly describe themselves in a few sentences.
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I'm also the even basicer bitch that works as a secretary downtown for some dude that just wants to nail her stupid rear end that never graduated college and makes 24K a year but insists she has a "plan" and mentions you needing to have one too some 4 times throughout her bible of a profile.
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Feb 10, 2015 08:44
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:you sound pretty lonely, dude im really horny and high
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Feb 10, 2015 09:07
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nutranurse posted:How can you be both pan and asexual. How can you be a dom when all you picks are you getting railed like a little bitch and cum shots on your face??
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Feb 11, 2015 00:39
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Top City Homo posted:if you dont have a girlfriend much younger than you then you are the retard
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Feb 12, 2015 15:14
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Paineopticon posted:How do you have an emotionally fulfilling relationship with a woman that much younger than you ideally your emotions are fulfilling her, the liquid emotion anyway
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Feb 12, 2015 19:44
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:One thing I really like is when someone responds to your message with a reply that seems completely eager but leaves no obvious path to continue a conversation. lmfao, did you really try to segue a valentines date at her apartment waching TV?? how loving lame is this generation where watching some boring lovely show counts as a "date"
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subhuman filth posted:yeah loving lame generation setting up dates where you end up sitting on a bed together drinking. That's not a date that's a hookup, you're really dumb Chomp8645 posted:I can't believe this lame gay generation just goes straight to what they enjoy instead of first going through a pointless song and dance that nobody wants! Actually girls want to be romanced and made to feel important, actually everyone does. Inviting someone over so you can watch a lovely show or have sex isn't a date or interesting at all to most women since they can do that anytime. Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:There are like 20 posters on all of SA that aren't Gen Y so I guess l-o-l at any burn someone makes trying to pretend they're not completely interchangeable with their target. Try leaving GBS sometime retard, lol edit: or your house, lmao
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Feb 14, 2015 01:57
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I thought it was a mercy killing to keep more women from having to date two worlds
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Feb 15, 2015 12:12
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The Doo Do Chasers posted:hey guess what most people just get laid off the internet now. and guess what, sometimes girls just wanna get laid but like don't want to bother going out to a meat market. "wanna come over and watch a movie?" has been codeword for "wanna bang?" since I was like 15 Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. I hope it didn't really take you this long to think up this awesome post because you still just seem like a giant idiot. The dude didn't get responded too because it was the lamest attempt at a hookup ever - which he called a date. And you had to also waste a lot of effort talking about dates even thou you still haven't proven you know what a date is. Idk if you can read too well m8 but this is the OkCuties thread where people post funny stuff about the dates/bf they want. You should probably go hang out in the tinder thread since you don't know what a date is or what women want old fat bird fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 13:29
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Stottie Kyek posted:what do they do if they just want an awkward shag and never to see them again text her sister
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If Im understanding all that word soup correctly, she wants an open realtionship where she fucks whoever whenever on her gay dumbass spirit quest or w/e and she wants some dude thats been in a relationship for five years and is looking for a side bitch, BUT ONLY HER, he cannot gently caress anyone else or be flirty and must be committed to her. It's really funny because even the ideal poly relationship sounds exactly like all the lovely stupid ones.
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Feb 18, 2015 19:55
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That tiny mouthed bitch, only a small toothed cumrag like Greg White could ever love her
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Feb 19, 2015 09:42
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gently caress trannies, literally or figuratively, both are acceptable
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Mar 6, 2015 13:55
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Whoa this thread was funny at some point right?? Lets get back to making fun of women what GBS does the most adequately quote:What I’m doing with my life old fat bird fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Mar 15, 2015 22:34
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Profondo Rosso posted:you don't have to post a picture, but she's fat right? theres no way she's not her profile pic is a stuffed pink hedgehog
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Mar 15, 2015 22:41
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after loving a bunch of ignorant and try hard 20 somethings and 19 year old sometimes an older lady who isn't afraid to grab your cock and give you an OTPHJ can be v. refreshing
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Mar 18, 2015 09:44
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Facebook, OKCuties, and Tumblr have advanced white people society so much we now have long introductory sentences to establish how white and 20 something and normal we are. We have to start talking about ourselves before we even bother introducing one another. I am so loving bombastic and magnanimous as a person that my frame can barely contain all of the uniqueness and labels I require to feel validated. I have to start telling you boring bullshit about me before you can even learn my stupid name you wont remember.
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Mar 18, 2015 11:27
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everyone saying he's teasing her because she wouldn't touch his penis, she wouldn't touch yours for white knighting her so please take your awful posting to another thread so the people that like funny posts can keep witnessing this raw ownage
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JebanyPedal posted:This site has gotten way more spam-botty since I last used it. tinder ruined okcuties
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Apr 21, 2015 08:59
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Girls only cut their hair to prove a point, I'm gonna change something I don't like, dumped the ex bf, going to Europe 4 tha summer.
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Apr 28, 2015 17:29
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The okcuties for attractive people is way different than the okcuties for ugos and normies
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May 1, 2015 09:16
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opus111 posted:ahaha what the hell is this ? the most boring dater in the world
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May 5, 2015 23:03
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How can you have four Asian girlfriends at once? All their OK cupid profiles make them seem like the most boring people in the world... Self Summary: Uhm, idk 5 things I could never do without Food Phone Family Food You should message me if idk you want to *only has 2 pics and it's the same pic (5 megapixel shot from 15 feet away in 2010) uploaded twice - zero questions answered* most of my shits have more personality than an Asian girls OkCuties
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Jun 8, 2015 10:52
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thats a owl not a falcon, loving GOONS!!!
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Jun 11, 2015 05:50
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The okcuties for attractive women - the ladies there are actually gorgeous (not just a bunch of 6's and 7's with inflated egos) and they actually reply it's like when you move into a new tax bracket or something
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Jun 15, 2015 10:27
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JediTalentAgent posted:So, another article about meeting someone you don't like on OKCupid popped up... quote:I laughed out loud. I’m on the zaftig side, and I don’t mind it, but having a complete stranger bring up my spare poundage in a chillingly patronizing way made me feel like I was in an Amy Schumer sketch.
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Jun 25, 2015 22:05
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Goons outing themselves sinking potential gently caress sessions is funnier than the tumblr chicks from Oregon
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Jul 28, 2015 12:42
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how can people still use this site with tinder around? there's no way it's anything like it was 3-4 years ago
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YeahTubaMike posted:i was going to say "some of us are windows phone users" but it turns out there's a windows phone tinder app. hmmmmm... having a windows phone is a bigger problem than being an undateable goon so obviously you've got some things to sort out before you get back on that horse anyway
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Please don't worry about if a goon is a girl in 2015, if you wanna know what her profile looks like pick anyf of the ones posted in the other 125 pages.
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LethalGeek posted:Poly people weird me the gently caress out most the time. people tend to get up in arms about stereotypes but that doesn't make them any less true, they're all fat miserable depressed people who don't love themselves but don't even realize it so they live a life propping up their own fat and fabulous personality while having sex with literally any person that will have them before retreating to Facebook the next day to cry about how empty their lives feel or how stupid monogamous people with kids are
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Oct 25, 2015 13:08
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The sonic judge dad goon?
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Shima Honnou posted:i once saw a straight woman get more and more desperate about men not messaging her on pof in her profile, and then noticed that she set her message preferences such that only women could message her lol that's not really an excuse in 2015, if you've used any dating site you know theres dude profiles straight marked as chicks with no words and an ab selfie
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I guess all Lesbians want to look like the scoot from TF2
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MrYenko posted:Built like a traffic cone, that one. she looks like a squidbillies character
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