Manawski posted:

I'm extremely honest. So much so that at times I am so blunt that you could smoke my truth.

gingerlady posted:

I'm pretty straight-forward so I'll just get into it: I'm an alpha female. I know who I am and where I'm going, I'm confident, hyper independent, hilarious, well-read, and always honest (sometimes good, sometimes bad).

Giblet Plus! posted:

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACJ7-_G16G0

Pon de Bundy posted:

even your hot british girls dont compare to ours

smh

Breetai posted:

LethalGeek posted:

I snipped out the boring parts of this one:



They have a tumblr, it's random nerd/lesbian stuff though. Though they say looking for everyone and they oops dated a man when they were 13 before they figured out they were queer so

Jeff Sichoe posted:

what I don't get about trannies and gender identity stuff is how it was so readily accepted by society (well, western society I guess)

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To make this quick and easy for everybody, if you WANT SEX then I
am NOT THE PERSON FOR YOU!!!Everyone seems to be ignoring the
fact that I'm asexual...

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-----///\\-----Plz
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---account If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died or is dying
------///\-----Of
-----///\\\----Cancer
----///--\\\.........ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ ﾅ

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I'm a queer vegan anarchist

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* I have a high preference for European men but I'm down to talk to anyone!

this_is_hard posted:

"I only date white people"

Guzwar posted:

Which American city do I ave to move to to find hot Jewish girls like this, specifically this one? I don't care if she's not down with the goy, I'll fuckin convert if I have to, I don't need foreskin.

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Passed
My self-summary

Mono- or disyllabic greetings will not get a response, nor will semi-colons/colons with parentheses/Ps, etc. Random questions are never random, and will not get 'random answers,' they won't get answers. I am a bitch, yes.

Hmm... You can't prompt self-analysis by asking for a summary.

Maybe some disclaimers or disclosures though.

I have narcolepsy with cataplexy.

I am not looking to meet sexual partners. That should be in bold. Especially the not. I would also like to make some female friends and enjoy Toronto for the short time I'll be here.
What I知 doing with my life

I'm in my last year of university studying American and Canadian Studies with a minor in Spanish.
I知 really good at

being bad.
The first things people usually notice about me

What I've been told after a few minutes of conversation is that I am intimidating. Really? Come on. I'm 5'!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

My favourite movies are usually those on Movieola, the short film channel, somehow that has stopped running since I made this profile...

I love Ferris Bueller's Day Off and old horror films. I have excellent -taste- in music, if I do synaesthetically say so myself. I'm a pesco-vegetarian, and I'm not about saving animals or 'Meat is Murder' (although I like The Smiths), I just like to identify as vegetarian and live that lifestyle.

I used to read more before university...

Favourite books: Sunset Song, Wuthering Heights, Picture of Dorian Gray, Venus in Furs, 1984 (but I didn't like Brave New World), Lavender and Old Lace, The Story of the Eye (I never knew eggs could be so hot. Even boiled ones.)

I'm sure if I talk to someone they will figure out what I like, and more importantly, what I dislike.
The six things I could never do without

Oxygen, water, nutritious biomatter. (There are really only three things.)

It has just occurred to me that the wording of this section is awkward. Six things I couldn't do without my... female sex. Oh this will be fun!

I couldn't 'accidentally' swing my umbrella into a man's manhood.

Nor could I drunkenly ask a drunken male if I may kick him in his manhood, and then follow through upon an affirmative reply.

I would never get discounts at game shops.

I would never get away with blaming my bad mood on pre-menstrual disorder.

I could never smile at a child without risking my name in a certain database.

Lastly, I could never... well, maybe that's too personal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Thought...

Today as I was opening a pomegranate, other than thinking about grenades, I thought about Abraham Lincoln slaving away at juicing pomegranates in California. Picking those arils, getting juice on his face. Mmm. (I also hope that one day we'll have a fruitful pomegranate industry in Afghanistan as they have a superior climate for it...)

I suppose I spend a lot of time thinking about strange things. I didn't even take drugs today.

I also think about law and medicine, mainly their overlaps. I want to be an advocate for mental disorders (more people should have them.) Jokes aside, there are serious injustices and while many minority groups can pursue their interests, a group that consistently cannot are those who have mental disorders.
On a typical Friday night I am

Thinking up ways to make it atypical.
The most private thing I知 willing to admit

I have a thing for puns. Puns of all sorts, I cannot help it. I deserved to be pun-ished... More accurately, I am the punisher!

LethalGeek posted:

Obviously you're not a tall lean man of means so yes it's on you

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I知 really good at
Using the subjunctive mood, Oxford commaing, speaking in memes, and making kitties purr.

notZaar posted:

You know those pictures of animals with text in impact font? Those are what passes for memes now. The rest is self evident.

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I知 really good at

Fixing things. Very handy around the house. I can do anything. Very patient . Making my cousins laugh and poo poo their pants. Making everyone happy.

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I live life without regrets..Regrets... I've had a few but few to mention, live fast die young, I have a clear mind, I'm intelligent, I stand up for my beliefs, I have principles in life. I adore color black and underground music.....all the ****es in the universe ate my sh*t and choked on it deadly...I'm an immortal model

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You're not in a lewd pose so I wouldn't call it vulgar. I was surprised to see a pic like that, but I'm different than most woman. I'm not even a fan of shirtless pics. I don't like seeing someone's nipples before I even know them. It's like a forced "Look at me almost naked!" when I didn't need to or want to.

Lawman 0 posted:

So are crazy dogs ladies a thing yet?

naem posted: