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Kinda getting sick of women from overseas liking me or messaging me 'cause they want that green card. You're 1200 miles away how we supposed to have a relationship or get it wet...
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Does it count as my own race if I'm white as paper and I can't get enough of Latinas.
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Mar 13, 2015 00:03
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Muthafuckas never heard of hybrid vigor.
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Mar 13, 2015 02:04
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C. Everett Koop posted:all races are equal except for latinas who are god's gift to boners quote this if you're down Can't quote this poo poo enough.
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Mar 15, 2015 22:52
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Noctone posted:tinder seems kind of pointless when you can just go to a bar and do pretty much the same thing in a much more efficient fashion Physically going to a bar and talking to a bunch of women (the majority of which won't be interested just because of the vagaries of attraction) is more efficient than sitting in your sweats, swiping right until some girl messages you her number and you go on a booty call.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:11
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Tumble posted:But if you dont have the confidence to talk to girls randomly at bars what the gently caress good are you on an OKC/Tinder date? lol you're dumb as hell.
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Mar 29, 2015 00:40
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Tumble posted:*sits in corner of bar with similar friends, doesn't see the point in meeting new people in an environment that has literally existed for thousands of years specifically to get people to meet new people." You're real dumb. I know a girl on okc or tinder already finds me attractive. I don';t know that if I walk up to a random girl at the bar and it sucks knowing a bunch of guys probably already hit on her and perhaps she's sick of it for the night. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Mar 29, 2015 |
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Mar 29, 2015 02:30
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That means she's near me, score.
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Apr 12, 2015 22:50
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Why is anyone surprised women want taller guys. I mean yeah it's a little dumb that a 5 foot woman says only six foot or above please if you just think about height but y'all know that's code for something else right.
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Apr 23, 2015 21:53
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lol at the clowns with facial piercings getting booty bothered up in here. God I love looking like a bull!
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Apr 26, 2015 19:53
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Sheep-Goats posted:Short haired girls are better than all other girls. lol what
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Apr 28, 2015 13:03
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George got laid on the reg yo.
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Apr 28, 2015 23:33
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George had 47 girlfriends over the course of the show.
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Apr 29, 2015 00:19
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Mr. Horrible posted:For years I've been wondering why that garbage was so popular. I should have realized it was just escapist fantasy for unfuckable nerds. I'm kind of embarrassed it took me this long to figure out, I've watched enough Star Trek that I should recognize that sort of thing by now. It's also pretty funny.
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Apr 29, 2015 23:45
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Mr. Horrible posted:OK, so uggo nerds and Jewish girls both love Seinfeld. But what about uggo Jewish nerdy girls, do they super-ultra-love it? Or does double-dipping slingshot them out of orbit and into the realms of good taste? I'm more physically attractive than you and like Seinfeld.
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Apr 30, 2015 18:53
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Aferisan posted:How do you leverage having a nice body into getting dates/matches? Having a nice body does show in your face and such.
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Apr 30, 2015 23:05
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loquacius posted:he isn't smart and doesn't really have any interests as far as I can remember The most realistic part of the show is when George becomes a genius when he stops having sex.
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May 1, 2015 17:50
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I keep getting cuties visiting and liking my profile and I think it's some kind of cosmic joke...
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May 4, 2015 00:02
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Sheep-Goats posted:If an actual attractive woman has liked me but not visited my profile I just assume she didn't know that swiping my picture whatever way it is counts as a like. Nah they all visit my profile which makes it even more bizarre.
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May 4, 2015 22:19
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vyst posted:I don't understand how you manage to pull chicks for any extended period of time when you're so goddamn insufferable online. I mean are you one of those nerds that has a secondary "online" persona to deal with the doldrums of living such a miserable existence irl? This may shock you but some people are nothing like how they act online. For instance, WET BUTT was probablyt he funniest SA poster and turned out to be a completely broken human being and was probably not funny at all in his day to day dealings. Uh dude usually THEY'll give me their number and tell me to call/text them if I haven't asked by the fourth or so message.
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May 4, 2015 23:25
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm still friends with my ex, and she's been playing the OKC field for the last couple weeks. We both rent rooms in the same house currently. I have a feeling both of them are fat.
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May 5, 2015 22:05
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How do you open with a calimari appetizer and then eat pizza.
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May 6, 2015 11:51
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SaltLick posted:chicklet teeth always seem to pop up on some really cute girls and it destroys the entire package. its really unfortunate This poo poo is the worst.
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May 6, 2015 22:59
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People do it a lot but nah it's pretty weird and kinda robotic/cold.
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May 6, 2015 23:51
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TenementFunster posted:people, and women especially, tend not to do this as other people, guys especially, are really bad at handling rejection and will suddenly become abusive. I mean it's cool if you just wnet on a single date or maybe two to do the fadeaway but once you're loving it's really weird to do it. I def wouldn't just ignore texts/calls from a girl if my weiner's been in her even if I wasn't feeling it no more. it's actually kinda sad when girls reject me and then when I react like a normal person they're like "aww you're one of the good ones" when it should be how a guy handles that poo poo every time but I guess a lot of guys are psychos???
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May 7, 2015 01:34
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TenementFunster posted:do you really just not understand women this much? yeah enough guys flip poo poo that women don't want to risk having to send out a rejection letter each time some guy doesn't pan out. you're either going to get some boo hoo about "give me another shot," some fuckboy calling you a slut, or some Eliot Rogers shithead. it isn't worth the risk because guys just can't be cool about the game. Don't gently caress them then before the fadeaway? I dunno the difficult part here. Elliot Rodger was a virgin pls learn the lore.
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May 7, 2015 02:12
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TenementFunster posted:this kinda of stupid entitlement is why okc/tinder sucks. just be cool. don't talk to people who don't want to talk to you. don't be a fuckboy lol that isn't entitlement. Entitlement is flipping out if she fades away. Saying (rightly) it'sw eird and cold if you been intimate with someone and fade isn't entitlement. If it's just been a date or two I don't see a problem with it. 5-HT posted:i didn't get it until I was like 22 and stopped being a shithead. 29 is beyond pale. when you let go of that insecurity and can take a hint when the fadeaway happens it's amazing how much your life changes for the better. I've never got the fadeaway but rejection never ever gets easier.
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May 7, 2015 18:01
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TenementFunster posted:it isn't weird if you think about it for more than 10 seconds or consider anyone but yourself. Nah it's weird even from their perspective - I wouldn't sleep with someone and then ditch em I'd feel loving terrible. Hell it eats away at me when I do it after one date. I mean the guy aint entitled to a response but it's p cold to be intimate with someone and act the same way you would if you just had a so-so first date and don't see the point in a second. "rejection doesn't get easier" doesn't mean "every time you're rejected you cry in your room by yourself for a week eating tubs of ice cream and being dead to the world". Just get kinda bummed for a day or whatever and then move on. Getting rejected after one date aint the same as breaking up after a five yeard relationship wth Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 22:48 on May 7, 2015 |
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May 7, 2015 22:44
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Yeah it is pretty cool being a robot.
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May 7, 2015 22:52
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YeahTubaMike posted:i didn't even think they were that esoteric (i think i listed vreid, einherjer, and hollenthon among others), but metalhead problems i guess lol
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May 9, 2015 13:22
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ThePriceIsRight posted:At first I thought someone in my town made an account for their realdoll. Would.
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May 12, 2015 00:29
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JebanyPedal posted:So I went to her's after the bar, she paid for three of my drinks, we have sex, then I complain nonstop about being hungry so she takes me to an allnight diner and pays for it, then I gently caress her again in thanks and then I go home. lol you let a girl pay for you.
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Jun 6, 2015 15:27
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Women make seventy cents for every dollar a man makes it isn't equal.
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Jun 6, 2015 21:30
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LethalGeek posted:Lol that isn't even accurate you dumbass Oh sorry it's somewhere between seventy-seven and eighty-one cents.
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Jun 7, 2015 01:24
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I'm not going to be spoken down to by a poly.
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Jun 7, 2015 03:09
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Do these women from the Philippines really think I'm gonna fly em and over and get em a green card.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:20
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vyst posted:Goons are dumb and uneducated about sex I'm shocked I mean you've had multiple people in here admit to having got STDs more than once in the year 2015.
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Jun 15, 2015 22:38
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fits my needs posted:you're like 5'3" lol is he really Otisburg posted:also lol at anyone who doesn't know the proper term is "ruebenesque." This confused the gently caress out of me when I clicked the link.
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Jun 21, 2015 00:44
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I dunno usually girls just send you their phone number if you go more than like four msgs on okc without asking for it.
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Lawman 0 posted:Are nurses fun to date y/n? I hope so since that's 90 percent of okc.
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