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Pandasmores posted:Wasn't autocorrect. I expected a bit more responsibility from them before they head out to their volunteering bake sales. I still give that dude a whole lot of poo poo for doing that.
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Arione posted:E5 shows up today in a lamborghini gallardo, the hate is palpable. This kid is my hero. I always wanted to rent a Ferrari 575 from an exotic dealer for a few days and show up to PT formation in it just to see how fast my 1st Sgt would pull me in to an office
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My brother taught me the proud tradition of returning any and all salutes on the flightline with gang signs
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bengy81 posted:Evals in civilian jobs are dumb too. The difference is that your eval is rarely used for anything beyond taking space on a HR managers hard drive. The ones in my office are great Boss comes in "Thanks for not being a drain on everyone and doing your job correctly. Here's a raise and a high five, please continue not being a gently caress up. Do you have any questions?" Seriously, thats what has happened at every single one
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DustyNuts posted:Anyone been to the helo dunker? I'm going this week. Any tips n' tricks? Hold in a giant fart and let it out as you push out of the door so everyone behind you has to swim through your poo-gas-water
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vulturesrow posted:No shes the one who posted about it. Yeah, Rhesus us probably the single most helpful poster in GiP. Think about that, we're so dysfunctional that a Navy JAG is our star player.
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Stultus Maximus posted:To be fair, JAG is barely military so that's probably why. honestly my only experience with JAG was laughing at dudes in the DFAC who were getting thrown out with 2 JAG admin assistants. So all in all aside from the Lance Mafia horror stories, they seem alright
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Sir Lucius posted:Rape is a male privlage I'd consider it more of a right than anything
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Mr. Nice! posted:I don't want to get into ASVAB dick waving again, but CS requires the lowest score in the navy. Technically the lowest ASVAB score in the Navy is Marine
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I always thought hazing was supposed to get the poo poo folks out of circulation so they wouldn't endanger someone else in a combat situation. Sounds like the mission got accomplished
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Mr. Nice! posted:Depends are you a nuke or have you been recently raped by your LPO only to see him just lose a stripe and nothing else happen? Carrier is legit good to watch mostly because it made me realize why every Navy dude I was friends with hated Chiefs and why everyone should hate Junior Officer pilots regardless of branch
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Mad Dragon posted:Counter by learning how to play the bagpipe. Or just make him play your skin flute e: from the back
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Stairmaster posted:I just enlisted as a CMT. Did I make a mistake? You enlisted So yeah Yeah you did, bud Analogical posted:C....TM?
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vulturesrow posted:Idgi? No idea either, dude. Maybe it's because she looks like female Gary Busey?
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New USMC infantry chant "There's nothin gayer than bein a Raider"
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Anita Dickinme posted:You're telling me I'll be evaluated based on actual work? From what I've seen, its more like "Judged on how much you actually work the shaft"
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Top Gun grad offered China secrets for help with jailbreak Dude is swinging for the fences in such a shitbag way he'd have the be an Academy graduate
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Applewhite posted:Or Asimovs, lol. The synopsis is 99% exposition. Thats never good
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Applewhite posted:The main character is named after the author. OS1 (Space Warfare) Coleman. The Cole hole just got deeper! (Would be a very great tagline for the book)
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm pretty sure I have a division photo somewhere with all of them wearing my loving shirts. I drop a god drat g on those things and I didn't even get one. The loving commodore and command senior chief did, though. This is still the most Navy.txt story out there. I like to imagine that the sailor who went up to HBB's berthing asking for her box of rear end-torn books back was wearing ones of these exact shirts
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I hope he gets lat-moved to the Raiders/MARSOC he sounds like a real forward thinker who can solve battlefield emergencies with adaptability and gumption. Godbless 
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ded posted:take the co job then make the ship take multiday patrols every week Take that bitch on interdiction runs with the CG and keep telling themt o back off, as you're going to broadside the gently caress out of a cigarette boat
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Oct 2, 2015 21:47
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The thought of some mentally imbalanced CO making a Coast Guard cutter tow the ship while he tries to cross the T on boat loads of cuban immigrants is an amazing mental image
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Sir Lucius posted:Or you could take it on an impossible Down Periscope style exercise with a rag tag crew and even have a female officer on board Red Dawn meets McHale's Navy
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LingcodKilla posted:Not allowed? His mom loved him enough to teach him to not draw on himself
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:SAWs are the best at firing blanks AKs are the best for that by far, don;t even have to clean them when you're done
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My "sponsor" was one of the pilots from the squadron who just showed up in jeans and a T-shirt at LAX, told me to get in his Tacoma and asked me if I had ever had In N Out burgers before, which I hadn't. So before we went to check in he bought me a burger and shake and said "This Cali poo poo's alright, huh" when a few girls walked in to the place in tank tops and bikini bottoms. Then he dropped me off at the wrong barracks, but I figured that out pretty quick and walked to the correct one.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:38
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I had some buddies from school go infantry, I sent them care packages with all metal french presses with built in thermos that you could cook over a stove or camp fire and 50lbs of Italian coffee grounds in Folgers cans, as well as a bunch of socks and pictures of me shamming, getting promoted and getting lap dances.
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Syrian Lannister posted:I did not know that Tricky Dick or LBJ were in the Naval Reserves. Tricky Dick is the loving man. Dude ran gambling parlours in AZ before the war, and on boats/in ports during. Thats how he made a big chunk of his money that he was able to campaign his way in to politics with.
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Sir Lucius posted:is there a reason our new ship looks like a star destroyer? Because it's bitchin?
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Makes for cool unit tshirts tho and phrases tho That and involuntary funding
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One of my brother's friends has an app that let's him send pdf and jpegs as faxes. He like to piss off my bro by taking selfies and faxing then to the office and burning through toner
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Anita Dickinme posted:Are we removing man from woman too? SHARP training never works, so no
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I was on lookout while my rackmate took an upper decker in the toilet of another platoon's DS Hut. It was the single most dangerous thing I did in the Marines outside of riding in a CH-46
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Anita Dickinme posted:They told me I get to push the button that shoots aircraft off a catapult on a floating city. Every shooter I've ever heard has said it's the only job in the Navy it's impossible to get sick of
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:I don't think I've ever heard one good thing about Norfolk It's not Jacksonville
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ManMythLegend posted:Jacksonville Florida? Because it's a paradise compared to loving Norfolk. I grew up near Jacksonville and absolutely hate it. Norfolk sucks, but I am not filled with irrational hatred for it
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