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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

On Saturday, his campaign said the two-day tally topped $2.1 million, that most had signed up to continue contributing in monthly installments. A larger group of 145,000 people had also signed up online to volunteer, the campaign said.

just for curiosity's sake, where was the last internet darling, ronald paul, after two days

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Aug 13, 2008

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TEAYCHES posted:

imagine how bitter hillary clinton would be if for the second time in a row when she was the assumed nominee she gets cucked by the insurgent candidate

another part of why i believe sanders can win is that hillary folded like a deck of cards the second she and obama started debating. sanders is even more fiery than obama.

seriously i have never seen a candidate implode like hillary did in '08, god it was glorious.

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Aug 13, 2008

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gently caress the Republic. posted:

her vote for the war in iraq hurt her bad in 08. lets hope that vote haunts her again. because sanders voted no on iraq.

her husband also signed nafta into law and hilariously said it would give more jobs to people in the us

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Aug 13, 2008

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readingatwork posted:

Wait. How is a worker co-op different from a union?

a union is a separate organization from a company. a co-op is directly owned by those who work in them.

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Aug 13, 2008

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seriously if bernie hits this demographic with everything he's got he can win, and he is smart enough to do exactly that

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Aug 13, 2008

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

also majority of democrats and liberals (the people who vote in dem primaries) view it positively



and this is a gallup poll, so actual views are likely even more positive

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Aug 13, 2008

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is this real loving lol

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Aug 13, 2008

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Zev posted:

Holy poo poo, what the gently caress is this even?

art

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Aug 13, 2008

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Throwdini posted:

I hope he cuts his lovely hair off

why would you want to see something so beautiful get destroyed :(

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Aug 13, 2008

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HalfHazard posted:

who should bernie's VP be

i nominate Joe Biden

dig up eugene debs' corpse and have it as vp

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Aug 13, 2008

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remember the hilarious meltdown from the 2012 presidential election coverage on fox news?

can you imagine what would happen on that channel on election night if bernie sanders won? him being elected would be worth it just for that alone.

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Aug 13, 2008

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Duh Ugh posted:

I got bored. Time to shitpost for Bernie while there's still a chance!



if bernie gets elected he needs to make his first speech wearing regular-rear end people clothes instead of a suit

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Aug 13, 2008

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Corek posted:

Someone should set up a spreadsheet so we can compare goon Bernie Sanders fundraising to goon fundraising for Star Citizen.

and then force everyone who ever gave money to star citizen to match that with donations to bernie or face a permaban

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Aug 13, 2008

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Magellanicice9 posted:

I've convinced my wife that he is an amazing candidate. Now I'm working on convincing my mom (and then the rest of my family). It's amazing having a candidate with consistent views and not a horrible human being.

this is the kind of thing we need everyone to do

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Aug 13, 2008

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Uncle Wemus posted:

im having flashbacks of ron pauls heyday on SA

paul never resonated with youth who typically did not vote the way sanders has, and sanders entering the race is causing a pretty big stir outside of normal internet places like sa, something paul didn't accomplish either

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Aug 13, 2008

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redshirt posted:

I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't.

You all realize that, right?

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Aug 13, 2008

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redshirt posted:

will excite very few typical dumb rear end Americans.

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Aug 13, 2008

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redshirt posted:

I hope you'll vote for her too when she's the Dem candidate.

i would sooner vote for jeb bush

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Aug 13, 2008

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if bernie sanders does not win the election i sincerely hope a republican does and that they also take the house and senate

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Aug 13, 2008

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Turbl posted:

bernie talks to george stephanopolous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbtnheO61x0

george: "i can hear the republican attack ad right now... 'he wants america to look more like scandinavia.'"
bernie: "that's right."

bern it down

"don't underestimate me"

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Aug 13, 2008

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Pepito posted:

I signed up to donate $10 a month for a year and even registered to vote. What the heck? Crushing disappointment in...

the amount of people outside of this website who have said they never vote who have registered to vote for bernie is why i believe he can win

keep registering to vote and vote for him

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Aug 13, 2008

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ethanol posted:

I noticed this too, but I live in vermont so it's not exactly surprising

literally zero people i know irl have ever given enough of a poo poo to ever vote in a primary, now almost every one of them has voiced their support and said they will vote for bernie in the primaries. and this is just a couple of days after his candidacy was announced.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

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Duh Ugh posted:

Ditto. Gonna vote for the first time since I was 18 and dad threatened to kick my rear end and throw me out if I didn't. :feelsgood:

call your dad and tell him to vote for bernie sanders

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Aug 13, 2008

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Glenn Zimmerman posted:

let's see here:

the sandman
sandstorm
bern notice
bern down the white house
ice bern
bernward

probably missing a lot

sanders the berninator

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Aug 13, 2008

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Moridin920 posted:

i'm berning i'm berning i'm berning for you

can't see no reason he won't put up a fight

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Aug 13, 2008

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huskarl_marx posted:

Can foreigners be veep? Please say yes, slavoj

i do not believe so as the vp needs to be ready to assume president should the need arise, and the president cannot be foreign born

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Aug 13, 2008

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huskarl_marx posted:

For real though putting a hardened leftist in the veep spot is at least kinda good protection against assassination

sanders would take a bullet and finish his speech, teddy roosevelt style

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Aug 13, 2008

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Carrasco posted:

finally a convincing rationale behind sarah palin

can you even imagine how thoroughly hosed we would be if mccain won and then died, giving us president sarah palin

poo poo is bad now but jeeeeeeeeeesus christ almighty

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Aug 13, 2008

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hemophilia posted:

knew a conservative girl in highschool in 2008 who turned 18 just in time to vote and was unironically pumped for sarah palin

how many chromosomes did she have

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Aug 13, 2008

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mysterious frankie posted:

Newsperson: breaking news, Bernie Sanders has been nominated as the Democratic candidate...

Me: aw yiss, Ftw

Newsperson: ...running with him for the position of Vice President is Adolf SuperHitler.

Me: hmmm

would still vote for this pairing over hillary

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Aug 13, 2008

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Moridin920 posted:

I'm just waiting for the 'SOCIALIST' to die down so ultra right wingers learn he is jewish and we'll get the unironic 'HE IS A JEW AND CONSPIRING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT WITH HIS JEW FRIENDS BY APPEALING TO OUR YOUTH'

and thus will be born the sanders youth

i'll get started on the uniforms immediately

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Aug 13, 2008

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TEAYCHES posted:

bernie sanders administration:

VP noam chomsky
attorney gen. glenn greenwald
sec of defense abu bakr al baghdadi
sec of labor joseph stalin

janitor: hillary clinton

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Aug 13, 2008

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what is bernie sanders favorite dog?

a bernese mountain dog

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Aug 13, 2008

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Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Jeb Bush is the Hitler of campaign finance

hillary is the mussolini

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Aug 13, 2008

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TEAYCHES posted:

would u eat a bug for bernie

dude i've eaten bugs for less, poo poo i got a scorpion lollipop in the dining room right now

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Aug 13, 2008

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jarofpiss posted:

a really rich bug?

please do not insult bugs by comparing them to the rich

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Aug 13, 2008

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Grand Prize Winner posted:

This thread. No joke i'mma email this thread to Glennon Bench and make a million bucks as a class traitor

jokes on you, glenn beck actually likes sanders

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Aug 13, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W1YXeGN10

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huskarl_marx posted:

mods pls change my name to maximillien robespierre

who cares about maximum robe spear or whatever you just said

bernie sanders bitch

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Aug 13, 2008

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Kanthulhu posted:

This was on the second page. I guess the fad is over now.

nah, the initial excitement has worn off but i am still trying to spread the word and find out where i can volunteer locally for his campaign. too broke to donate right now though :smith:

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