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Gyshall posted:2015 TE RANKS Seattle has recently been a run first team because their best receiver was doug baldwin, i think graham is undervalued in a lot of circles and i'm very excited to see what russel wilson can do with a competent passcatcher. That being said, gently caress TEs Spoeank posted:Best thread title. Let's do this. lol look at this scrub who didnt use his keeper on charlemagne sims
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Teeter posted:I wish my league would switch to IDP because I want to have JJ Watt on my roster when they start using him to throw touchdowns instead of just catching them this year. My penis swells with anticipation at the thought of Wilfork and JJ Watt both taking the field in goal-line packages
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Silly Burrito posted:A question for you that came up amongst a few players in our league. 14 team league, starting over from scratch this year but will be two keepers. DMC looked like dogshit even when he was healthy; IMO Randle is the back to own in Dallas and you can probably get him for cheap
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May 12, 2015 23:28
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VDay posted:This was my immediate thought as well. All of my friends thought I was a fantasy football dumbass for like the first two seasons we started playing fantasy football because I would just give the dumbest advice possible. Now almost a decade later it's morphed into this kind of bizarre meta-meta-meta game where everyone is giving cryptic double-meaning advice/opinion on players or talking about trades. This explains all the misinformation about Charlie Sims being "mini forte" when he is clearly "much better than forte, in football and in life"
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Franks Happy Place posted:I talked a divulian amount of poo poo. 
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Azhais posted:Actually, the real sleeper is Mycole Pruitt. Step aside Kyle Rudolph Kyle Rudolph will never step aside. He will be a breakout TE candidate in 2025 long after I have stopped caring about fantasy
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old dog child posted:
why would thunder try to be like lightning
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Varg posted:that's a lot of words and numbers that end up meaning nothing as soon as the draft actually starts and you just go by instinct after thinking about the perfect draft strategy for the last 6 months. fwiw I've had the 1st spot once and 2nd spot twice in the past 3 years in 10 teams and have won all those years. I really don't know if draft position means all that much when you have a mix of people who know and don't really know what they're doing. Fantasy Football 2015: that's a lot of words and numbers that end up meaning nothing Instincts are cool and I'm not a fan of any method that uses projected points as a barometer for success
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VDay posted:Figuring out who you should drop early and who to hold on to all season is one of the more important and underrated fantasy skills imo. Way too many people get attached to their drafted players and have them sit on the bench for 9 weeks not doing anything before finally dropping them for a second defense or bye-week kicker. It can definitely bite you in the rear end sometimes, but I've found that being super aggressive with drops/waiver pickups pays off like 80% of the time, and I end up getting a league-winning player from the waiver wire almost every year that I win. Trading those players to someone willing to buy "low" is my favorite part of the fantasy season
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Enforka posted:Also, hopefully I'm not too late for stat chat, but I'd love to see the zero-RB draft strategy analysis done using real scoring data from years past, rather than projected points data from this year. Zero RB strat last year was not viable. I did a bunch of mocks going for a Graham/Gronk or a DT/Peyton strat and kept getting Toby Gerhart and Bishop Sankey as RB1/2 and I wasn't comfortable with that
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Jun 13, 2015 02:23
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Forever_Peace posted:Simming This is the word I use when one fantasy team steamrolls another "luckily i play against andrew's team during tampa's bye week so there's a chance I won't get simmed"
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Varg posted:don't draft a Brown Did you lot burn all your irrational excitement on Charlie Fake I mean Charlie Sims?? His name is Duke Johnson you guys. Duke. Johnson. 
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As an outsider who doesn't give a poo poo about premium accounts or reddit in general it looks like they were actually trying to make a gold thing, saw the complete outrage (which they were ok with) and alienation of top contributors (now they have to backpedal) and are pulling the "gotcha! it was a joke all along. dance, puppets" defense
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old dog child posted:Does anyone actually pay for 4for4 or footballguys? I was thinking about it but a part of me feels like this thread is effectively the equivalent. If anyone pays for FBG, they are dumb idiot stupidheads 
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89 posted:That's gotta be from last year. Honestly, that was the general opinion on most of those guys before the season started. Of course it's from last year which is why it's funny. I'm ok with idiots drafting (idiot trap) in the 4th. Ranking Patterson/Gerhart/Ball/etc. ABOVE where they are being drafted is why fbg is a garbage site for idiots. Its Miller Time posted:They did have the #1 and #2 2014 draft rankers according to fantasypros Man if you want to pay for a thing that would have told you last year to drop Bradshaw and pick up TRich, be my guest  
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89 posted:Show me the successful websites that snuffed out the smokescreens behind Ball, Patterson, Gerhart, and etc before the season started. Its behind a paywall but the player rankings are at least as accurate as FBG http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3633185
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Zombie Tsunami posted:Anybody in here happen to write for Dynasty League Football? I'm applying to be a writer and was looking for a pppuuusshhhh Tell them I said you are a good poster
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1. use the random function to select an initial wikipedia page 2. using only hyperlinks, use the smallest amount of clicks to get to "X" where X is charlie sims / pornography / some nerd poo poo / whatever managers must retrace their steps and submit their solution to the commish. draft order is decided by lowest clicks / fastest solution --- 1. everyone submits the name of a football player to the commish 2. without knowing who anyone else has picked, everyone guesses how many rings or MVPs or arrests or some poo poo the entire pool of players has collectively won draft order is decided by accuracy of guess
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VDay posted:I love the included tweet. Shaming people into not picking AP so that he drops to me is how I plan to win my leagues this year
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Forever_Peace posted:Also known as "competitive coin flipping" I have been petitioning ESPN to add a "rock paper or scissors" roster spot (anyone can pick any object and it is only revealed after the final buzzer on MNF) for years
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ZIGfried posted:Pulling my hair out over a keeper decision. How big are your balls? Kelce is safer but Randle will outright win you the league if he pans out.
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Dandy Kaiser posted:I love how Kelce is a "safe" pick. Alex Smith can't throw a seam route to save his life and Charles will get 85% of the dump-off looks. Kelce is going to have a nice mediocre 60-600-5 season and I'm going to loving laugh and laugh and laugh. Kelce is "safe" because you can drop him in your TE slot and forget about him until KC's bye. His snaps were capped because of Fasano but now he's likely to be a top 5 TE on the season Randle is relatively riskier since he can be put into RBCC or worse the Cowboys could sign Bradshaw/another FA. He could either be an elite RB for the season or not worth rostering before opening kickoff that being said, agree TEs suck and OP is a huge pussy if he keeps Kelce over Randle
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pmchem posted:I've created a new league, we're seeking owners: how nfl related do weekly posts have to be to not qualify as dead space? am i allowed to post "charlie sims should be banned under the geneva convention" or "aaron rodgers is somehow gayer than i am" for 16 weeks straight and have that qualify
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cheese posted:
Ben is trying to pickup Martavis for cheap in his fantasy league
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the_american_dream posted:ODB seems like a generational talent and also gets bonus points for being extremely handsome. However I couldnt imagine taking him over Brown, Dez, Julio, or Thomas I'd rather have ODB than DT. Kubiak is WR poison, Denver's oline took a huge hit, peyton is one year older, eli is one year wiser, ODB's hair is way cooler...
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Is there a calvinball thread yet? I dont think so, I'll pm anubis see if he's redoing it otherwise we'll figure something out VDay posted:Pretty sure someone just gave that to him, unless I've been selectively not seeing it so far. But oh boy that sure is a picture of some poo poo. Thank god for SALR's hide avatar button. What's SALR? I heard poeple use adblock to disable avatars they dont like but i whitelisted SA since the ads arent very intrusive Fight Club Sandwich fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Aug 12, 2015 |
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89 posted:To draft Gronk in the first with the 7th pick in a 10 man league or not to...if a big name RB1 slips my way, I gotta roll with him, right? Healthy Ertz couldn't beat Celek for the starting job, and then he pulled his groin.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Here's what he's been doing: http://www.borischen.co/2015/08/2015-fantasy-football-draft-kit-standard.html Somebody posted this dudes work in the IRC last year. I remember looking at it and distinctly thinking "this is a bunch of smoke and mirrors to convince people that Forsett is overvalued so that he can get easy trades in his league" Forsett was a top 10 RB at the time and Taliaferro was out of the picture
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MacheteZombie posted:Agreed, Lacy is a no-brainer in your situation. He'll be a no-brainer in all situations if his concussions keep up
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Game of Roto league thread is up for any returning managers/interested parties
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Doltos posted:shut up just eat the pizza Tell us the strip club wings story again! 
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Gearman posted:The pre-draft pre-season madness is always a wonderful time. They should be able to drop that player and keep someone else IMO There is enough dumb random bullshit to ruin someone's fantasy season that it shouldnt be over before it starts
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RCarr posted:There's literally zero reason to not let someone A) drop an injured keeper B) Choose a new keeper, except for intentionally being a dick. I agreed with this until the dude posted he kept KB over Jordan Matthews and now i believe in punishing him
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Enforka posted:I traded Benjamin away to move up to a top 3 pick in the first round five days ago. We're a two keeper league. Nobody said anything, as they generally don't for most of the trades that go through. The commissioner even put Benjamin up on the draft board as a keeper for the other guy. Now the guy I am trading him to says the trade should be cancelled because it was never voted on and people did not have the time to see it. We are two days away from the keeper deadline. its bullshit
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OxySnake posted:(This is also the person from last year who benched all of his players WK 1 to lock up the 1 waiver, grabbed Josh Gordon, then promptly missed the playoffs because he didn't have the point total in a tie breaker for last spot) He sounds cool
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Amergin posted:Sanity check for y'all: work leagues are full of retards, go for safe picks instead of reaching
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I didn't see a master list for Beer Sheets on the first page. Every year he makes them and every year I say "goddamnit beer put them in the OP" BeerSheets 2015-08-21
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Ty1990 posted:Would you guys trade Funchess for Bradford in a PPR league? Starting QB is Cam and starting WRs are Antonio Brown and Jordan Matthews. WR depth is bad in Michael Floyd and Kenny Britt as my top 2 backups. i would want bradford. there are at least a dozen lottery ticket WRs and only 3(?) lottery ticket QBs.
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