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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Messyass posted:

They are now being linked with Mokotjo :munch:



I hate these graphs so much

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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Maybe Jozy will finally get the service he deserves

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Can we please get some Liverpool formations in code tags. I'm thinking Jimmy and Jordan holding with Sterling in front of them mmm

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Transfer deadlines have to be completed by 5 pm on 1 September (oh god that's a lot of transfer chat to go still) and not 11 pm so expect fewer drunk people hovering around reported this year

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33007503

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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EvilHawk posted:

I loving love a bit of Jimmy "loving" Milner, get in.


That's weird, The Guardian are reporting it's 6pm: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/04/summer-transfer-window-deadline-premier-league

Maybe someone somewhere is getting confused about timezones or something

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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http://soccer-rumours.com/

Have fun

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Gylfi is definitely returning to Reading anyway to come and rescue us

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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peanut- posted:

Can you have an official club rumours column? Very weird. I suppose they let Jack Sullivan blab about everything already.

http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2015/June/10-June/Boleyn-Insider

Kurt Zouma's middle name is Happy wtf

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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sassassin posted:

No, I'm not.

lol

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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frankenfreak posted:

Just like this "Hoffenheim" he's coming from.

Hoffenheim is where Gylfi stepped up to after playing for Reading and hell, look how good he is now

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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The Big Taff Man posted:

Stepped up? What did he do when he went to Swansea then, ascend to heaven?

He did

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Happy transfer window opening everyone

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Reading have so far signed Legia player Orlando Sa to help our other bad strikers in not scoring goals, Stephen Quinn on a free to help our midfield do nothing and it is looking like Paul Mcshane will sign as a replacement for losing noted average Championship defender Alex Pearce.

No sign of a goalkeeper as it stands after losing 2 keepers to the ends of their contracts

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Ewar Woowar posted:

Signing a Portuguese striker doesn't ever seem like a good idea

I agree but when your other options are a Russian one or a child you take what you can get

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Apparently Stoke have agreed a fee for Shaqiri, wtf

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Al-Habsi is currently training with Reading with potential to sign him, not sure about that tbh I'm thinking Clarke must be worried about signing a better keeper

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Reading have signed Jonathan Bond, one of Englands under-21 keepers. Can someone tell me if he is good or not thanks

Apparently only cost £250k so if he's at all decent probably a decent bit of business there

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Pirlo pinging long balls for Lampard to smash home, sounds pretty drat tasty to me

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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For some reason Galatasaray have taken the perma-crocked Karacan on a free and are going to pay him €600k a year

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Some Bolton fans have decided to try and crowd fund the purchase of Adam le Fondre

http://www.gofundme.com/zf787x4

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Raffles posted:

my... my thread title...

this is karma for trolling the mighty reading fc

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Blue Star Error posted:

Palace have signed Bakary Sako on a free. Good signing that

Proper good championship player, should be a pretty good addition to palace tbh

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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TasmanianX posted:




Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet.

lol that smile

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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poo poo Farm posted:

smelly face and other reading fans tell me about hope akpam

He seems nice but is a bit poo poo, maybe some potential idk but generally a bad player

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Apparently Reading might be getting Chalobah on loan again and hell, I'd be happy with that

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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fart simpson posted:

I'd take an Arshavin. I still have his shirt.

I would too, it's a bit of a mess back there!

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Myssu posted:

£10m seems to be the starting price for Premier League level strikers now. Theres simply not that many decent strikers available at the moment, just hundreds of attacking midfielders and wingers.

Some Championship teams pushing up the price a bunch on decent Championship/average prem strikers too

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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lol Murray is a decent striker but 5m ffs

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Ian Harte announced his retirement today

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Haha is there any missing context to this or does he just have the finesse of David Dunn?

He just fell over afaik, good player though imo his free kicks were tasty

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Neymar has snubbed working under van gaal at united and has instead decided to play for Limerick



It's definitely true

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Holy poo poo someone actually bought Pogrebnyak off us

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/pavel-pogrebnyak-joins-dynamo-moscow-2651641.aspx

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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lol his message to us was signed BFR - big loving Russian

https://twitter.com/FCDM_official/status/636931325631533056

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Some top hashtag usage from Spurs for their new signing

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/637187983255408640

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Maybe de gea can do a job up front and this was all a ploy from van gaal to get him banging in the goals

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Reading have brought in Piazon from the chels on loan which should be pretty good itpo.

For some reason being linked with Ola John and idk

Also Vydra from Watford which would be proper tasty and give this poster a bit of a stiffy if the deal goes through

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Ola John spotted at the mad stad https://twitter.com/JacobSouthKlein/status/638659864168910848

We are going to have over 9000 wingers by the end of today or we will hopefully offload Robson-Kanu to Swansea or someone

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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hadji murad posted:

follow some Chelsea accounts for a laugh were signing Michael Hector from Reading too in addition to that Papy guy. it's gonna be meltdowns syndrome to the highest power today

edit: and Michael Hector is being loaned back to Reading

He's a decent CB but isn't getting anywhere near their first team any time soon, seems bizarre but we'll take the money at this point I guess

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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trem_two posted:

Real Madrid released a statement:

nice meltdown

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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

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Mmmm Vydra has arrived at Reading https://twitter.com/charles_watts/status/638699378178400256 it's happening we are going to score goals for once

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