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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


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Thank god for the new thread

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Jun 22, 2011


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I feel dirty

I cuck'd my son, he named my 'grandson' after me.

There's nothing in the Pentateuch about cucking your son right :ohdear:

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Jun 22, 2011


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So is there supposedly a new DLC? Or did a quantity of smoke get blown up my rectum.

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Jun 22, 2011


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So, why are Jewish holy sites in weird spots? I get Sinai, Jersualem, Damascus, the others ???

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Jun 22, 2011


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Holy poo poo, playing as a relatively weak Jewish guy in Sinai, within 20 years I had broken completely free and taken a poo poo ton of land in the Levant thanks to a bunch of civil wars.

Nice :coal:

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Jun 22, 2011


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FreudianSlippers posted:


Maximum incest

why

Does anyone ever play a game for a 100 years, get a country set up well and simulate?

I had these Zoroastrians in Persia with great moral authority, a strong family vassalage with only one rebellion in those 100 years. I look after 20 years and they've been absorbed by Ughyr and the Zunbils broke free :saddowns:

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Jun 22, 2011


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TheBlackRoija posted:

I think maximum would be more like if you had a son with her. Then he takes over and marries his sister-mother who has another girl that would be his sister-daughter-niece. Obviously he would then marry her for the divinest marriage.

That's not how it works, he's not the Shah of Alabama

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Jun 22, 2011


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Picard Day posted:

Asked Innkeeper: "God, did you hear about King Chiko VIII?"
Innkeeper: "No"
Me: "Died. Cancer."
Thought he would cry.

Decided to try out a tribal game for the first time at long last (Catholic) . Is there a particular action I should assign my court Chaplain to do to trigger the Church Building event or does it just fire randomly?

prank him

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Jun 22, 2011


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What do I gain other than dying in new hilarious ways with Reapers Due

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Jun 22, 2011


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Is there a list of ways people get executed, I killed someone with a boar :stonk:

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Jun 22, 2011


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I observed a game from like 768 to 1000, Svibjod ran wild and basically dunked all of Scandinavia by 900, the only influence I had was starting for a few days in Iceland. So by the time I was done observing all of Scandinavia, Estonia, and northern Russia were Norse, Islam was losing ground in the Levant, then I saved the game and decided I'd observe later.

I accidentally forgot to pause and shutdown. So the descendants of my dude in Iceland now are patricians of a Merchant Republic, it's like 1200, Hinduism has ran a train on the Norse and Catholic religions, Byzantines shrunk, Europe in chaos, half of Europe is reformed Norse living under Hindu and Mazdak kings, and Zoroaster has gained lots of ground back in Persia :wtc:

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Jun 22, 2011


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Ofaloaf posted:

There's something I've been wondering for a while- is there a general consensus for Romanization levels in the late Empire? I've been chugging through Wightman's Gallia Belgica, which seems to suggest that by the 5th century, at least most of the pre-Roman Celts in Gaul had been decently well Romanized aside from a few very rural areas.

Is that also the case in Hispania and Thrace? Because Galician, Asturian and Cantabrian in Spain, along with Armorican and Gallic in northern Gaul and Galatian in central Anatolia, are all still "Continental Celtic" culture in 476. 'Thracian' in Dobrudja (not to be confused with Helleno-Thracian and Thraco-Roman), Illyrian and Dacian are Proto-Carpathian and still present on the map as well.

I think I like getting worked up about this project.

Nerd

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Jun 22, 2011


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So you're saying we're getting a Rome DLC gotcha I'll spread the word

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Jun 22, 2011


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I suddenly have this urge to create essentially a youtube celebrity count or duke

How can I prank someone

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Jun 22, 2011


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Lord Cyrahzax posted:

Kill their mom

after cucking their dad

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Jun 22, 2011


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give me some cool historical characters in the history titles, I've found St. Peter and I've found Julius Caesar

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Jun 22, 2011


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Pakled posted:

And now it's been released.
http://ck2generator.com/

:stare:

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Jun 22, 2011


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Are there any good-ish Roman or just post Roman, or hell, cranking it up to 11 ancient Greece?

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Jun 22, 2011


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Is this the worst screenshot you've ever seen, turns out the 476 mod does not perform that well. (It is in beta for reapers due, it's possible that when I left it run a bug hit it like a freight train)

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Sep 23, 2016

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Jun 22, 2011


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quote:

One formulation is that Eutychianism stressed the unity of Christ's nature to such an extent that Christ's divinity consumed his humanity as the ocean consumes a drop of vinegar. Eutyches maintained that Christ was of two natures but not in two natures: separate divine and human natures had united and blended in such a manner that although Jesus was homoousian with the Father, he was not homoousian with man.[1]

A niche form of Christianity evidently

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Jun 22, 2011


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I'm not mocking the mod for having tons of religions, I want every tiny sect that has ever existed, not being ironic. Get on it pdox

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Jun 22, 2011


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To give it a chance, I'll run it from 476 to 600 and see what happens this time

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Jun 22, 2011


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FreudianSlippers posted:

Are the people living in Iceland Norse or are they Irish monks?

The game starts them as two Irish Christians

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Jun 22, 2011


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570AD, much more normal looking. Now with much less Druidism in southern Britain!

Roland Jones posted:

There's a surprising lack of Zoroastrianism in Persia on that map. I thought that pre-Islam is supposed to be when it was dominant in the region.

For some reason, the Shah became...Jewish.

Here's 476 AD for comparison

EXCEPT I DONT HAVE IT BECAUSE IM DOING A WINDOWS UPDATE RIGHT NOW WOOPS

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Sep 23, 2016

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Jun 22, 2011


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This post-Roman mod has Root West

:psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck:

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Jun 22, 2011


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Can anybody actually explain Messalianism

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Jun 22, 2011


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What is a fun religion in game, not necessarily mechanics wise but to form or bring from the brink

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Jun 22, 2011


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5th from the left? What is that?

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Jun 22, 2011


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I have walked into the Great Unknown and I am unhappy

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Jun 22, 2011


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Vengarr posted:

Is this the long-awaited hip-hop version of the main theme?

jesus christ I would play this

It is I, the duke of the Hub

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Jun 22, 2011


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Geatish run

I became best friends with Ragnarr Lothbrok after reading him horrible poetry and then his father Sigurd Hring cucked me and killed my first born

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Jun 22, 2011


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Pharohman777 posted:

So the people who bought the most expensive paradoxcon package get a chance today in a workshop to make a character for ck2 that will be put in the game in a future patch.

Theres even baby clothes with 'designated heir' written on it.

Why can't you make me brave, strong, genius, attractive! That's obviously what I am!

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Jun 22, 2011


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So if I was playing as a recently converted Norwegian king and died at Stiklestad and eventually canonized, would that become the spot of great virtue, or Nidaros?

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Jun 22, 2011


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I can't wait to die accidentally due to misreading the bible

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