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yeah but who would win in a pie eating contest? the answer is christie check mate, trump
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 08:22 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 07:00 |
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cant wait for michael moore's next movie, probly gonna be about trump
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 08:35 |
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concerned mom posted:N the second millenia of the Christian era, the United States of America comprehended the fairest part of the earth, and the most civilised portion of mankind. The frontiers of that extensive republic were guarded by ancient renown and disciplined valour. The gentle but powerful influence of laws and manners had gradually cemented the union of the states. Their peaceful inhabitants enjoyed and abused the advantages of wealth and luxury. The image of a free constitution was preserved with decent reverence: the American senate appeared to possess the sovereign authority, and devolved on business all the executive powers of government. During a happy period (A.D. 1933-2001) of more than fourscore years, the public administration was conducted by the virtue and abilities of Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Reagan and Clinton. It is the design of this, and of the two succeeding chapters, to describe the prosperous condition of their Republic; and afterwards, from the defeat of Jimmy Carter, to deduce the most important circumstances of its decline and fall; a revolution which will ever be remembered, and is still felt by the nations of the earth. hosed up if true
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 08:46 |
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:trump is the only candidate brave enough to say try explaining that 2 ur kids
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 08:49 |
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NutritiousSnack posted:those folds of fat and the nonsense truther knowledge are the marks of a fat dumb pig ???? i was just quoting what rosie odonnell tweeted to donald trump after he said that that was her epic comeback after being slammed live on tv by trump for the 2nd or third time that was it
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 08:53 |
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concerned mom posted:Imagine donald trump at the negotiating table with putin. and if you don't get trump you get jeb loving bush. this is amazing i will vote for donald trump if he personally funds nasa for the entirety of his presidency EDIT VVVV oh ok i thought you were talking about me for being a fat truther pig with folds of fat
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 08:56 |
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Sten Freak posted:
even santorum is getting into it
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 17:10 |
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donald trumps first day in office: this post is brought to you by carls jr
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 21:56 |
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Shumagorath posted:yeah i can't see how a man who oozes greed could possibly be convinced to accept campaign money from the usual suspects all he has to do is generate tons of debt and have one of his 600 companies file for bankruptcy and he gets a clean slate, i thought everyone knew this by now
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 00:52 |
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Ramsus posted:analyze my dick sample size too small
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 02:05 |
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osietra posted:What's DT's policy on thirsty golf courses and globalisation? pretty sure fox didn't bother asking any questions about the economy, or their issues or policies, so we'll never know until we're whistling hail to the chief come election day
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 02:13 |
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revmoo posted:In a few months this statements gets you a visit from MIBs and they are all wearing chains
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 02:29 |
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I Am A Robot posted:The only way he's going to lose is if another candidate pulls his wig off during a debate. revealing a tiny alien controlling him with tiny joysticks
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 19:09 |
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CANT STOP THE TRUMP http://i.imgur.com/IbpwztR.gifv
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 00:23 |
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Tricky D posted:Hillary gave him the idea when she was at his wedding. You sure it wasn't this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la03mrWnOBE edit skip to 4:20 Otacon has issued a correction as of 23:57 on Aug 11, 2015 |
# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 22:57 |
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Tricky D posted:I'll never know because I'm not watching that. skip to 4:20 i hate that something awful doesn't let me append timing links on youtube videos sorry
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 23:58 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:You can but you need to get the syntax exactly right or it don't work. i was stumped by this - but trump wouldn't have been. thanks.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 01:55 |
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lol dognald trump qtiya
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:29 |
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true fact, he only uses those podiums once per speaking event! afterwards they get recycled down. they are custom ordered and hand made in argentina from a very rare old-growth tree known as 'nothofagus dombeyi' and he ordered over 420 of them for his 2015-2016 speaking events.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 06:53 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:i would buy trump brand weed, no lie. dude, if the entirety of trumps platform was for the legalization of marijuana, on the stipulation that only his particular brand of marijuana was legalized, we'd be looking at the next president, no joke. it'd probably be the best weed ever, and he'd get even richer and would singlehandedly have pulled america out of the dark ages
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 07:02 |
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how about we get rid of the minimum wage all together, has anyone tried suggesting that yet
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 23:39 |
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okay, how about we reward hard work with higher pay instead?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 23:45 |
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Tenzarin posted:We should lower minimum wage. everyone, no matter how good they are at their job or whether they are a CEO or a burger flipper gets paid $2/hour then everyone wins, right?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 00:45 |
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Tenzarin posted:Well if I paid bob nothing and he still made me $240k a year and I got more bobs to make more money! It turned dark pretty past. mo' money, mo' problems notorious b.i.g. for president 2016
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 00:55 |
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he never stipulated which country he was referring to
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 04:18 |
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Im_drunk posted:Isn't inflation a major byproduct of increased minimum wage? no
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 23:10 |
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how to not be poor: make something every person in the world wants to buy and can afford
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 01:54 |
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and no children
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 06:30 |
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goddamned trump whacked us, bernie
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 04:49 |
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i'm pretty sure chris christie is a goon and has a forums account, stop being so mean you guys, he's one of us
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 12:04 |
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 15:28 |
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 01:01 |
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The Human Crouton posted:He's not going to have to. He's building a hotel across from the White House. He will work at the White House and go home to the presidential suite every night. Walking across the street is for plebs. The Donald takes the elevator.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 18:36 |
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NOTinuyasha posted:My pedantic answer: yes, if you prefer to purchase your electronics pig trough style, sealed tight in a comically oversized plastic clamshell package that alone weighs more than the item inside and requires nothing short of a chainsaw to even dent in exchange for a negligible discount over literally any other store, Costco is happy to accommodate. this was how i used to have to buy sega genesis cartridges at toys r us, hth trump for perma-prez
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 00:28 |
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babypolis posted:trump is far more disgusting to look at imo
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 16:21 |
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Wheeee posted:Thank you America for showing the world that neoliberalism and neoconservatism are worse and less desirable than fascism.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 08:05 |
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i bet this is what jade helmet and all those plastic coffins were really about
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 07:59 |
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http://i.imgur.com/Hki87DC.gifv
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:03 |
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Dalael posted:You'd be angry too if you could understand just how hosed up Trump actually is and how many retards here unironically love the guy and/or plan on voting for him. And I can't achieve my life-long dream of becoming The Hulk if I don't get angry all the time. what if we're not fans of trump but we can already see the writing on the wall? that's the boat i am in. nothing wrong with getting prepared for The Trumpening
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:48 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 07:00 |
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when the TrumpSS come knocking on my door in 2016, i can show them this thread - "SEE! I WAS A TRUMP SUPPORTER FROM THE BEGINNING! LOOK AT ALL OF MY POSTS! PLEASE DON'T BLACKBAG ME! TRUMP IS THE SAVIOR OF THE GREAT USA!"
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:55 |