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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"who still live with their parents"


huh I wonder why that is after the older generations de-regulated and dismantled everything that gave them prosperity and crashed the poo poo out of the world economy over and over again

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Clipperton posted:

you would think that but in my experience it is not true. like when i started working my bosses were boomers who were very very easily impressed by things like pivot tables and powerpoint animations

so of course i figured that when i got old all the new hires would be even more comfortable with computers and would blow me out of the water in the same way

except it's not happening. if anything they're worse & more afraid to try new things than the boomers were

yeah I'd say if you were born in like the late 80s early 90s you are good with technology and you probably understand how it functions (or least how to admin into settings and mess with it)

my niece is good at using the tablet but there's no way she is learning the code or the workings of what is going on behind the touchscreen


saying millennials are the worst generation is retarded though we're only a function of what you have caused

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sir_Charles posted:

do your parents make you pay rent or do you just do chores and help out around the house?

im renting a 2bd condo with my girlfriend and a roommate

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Prorat posted:

Of course Moridin has to come in this thread and spout his socialist Marxist dumb poo poo. gently caress off dude you will never change anyone's mind EVER.

Post more pics people.

yeah my socialist marxist "dumb poo poo" called factual data








it's almost like something happened in the 90s what could it be

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Aug 25, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it is good to fight for honor and glory

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
meanwhile other countries subsidize higher education to the point that it is basically free so as to remain competitive in a rapidly globalizing market place

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

reagan posted:

the next 9/11 is going to be some next level poo poo with people filming their jumps and poo poo

first a selfie then livestream on the way down

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

Wow something important is happening, I should really take some pictures WELP BETTER MAKE SURE MY STUPID loving HEAD IS IN THE FRAME

i am a millennial and I really don't get this

even as a young kid when I'd be traveling with my family I'd be taking pictures of cool poo poo and my dad would always be like 'wtf take pictures of us too' and I was all 'well dude I see you all the time and I'm trying to photo this sick rear end castle.'

I mean some of them are funny, like props to the dude taking a selfie when his teacher was going into labor bc the facial expression really makes the photo but most seem super vain to me.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

I'm glad my parents took a lot of family photos during vacations, it's nice to go back and relive the memories. Otherwise you may as well just read a photojournal of the place. Please don't confuse this post with a condoning of some idiot taking a selfie of his ugly mug in front of some event or location.

ideally my family was in it but just like in the corner and not the main focus of the picture

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

the nicker posted:



saw this at lunch and had to pull out my potato to take a picture. are indian headdresses a frat thing now too?

idk but what a dildo licker

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

i'm still blown away by the people taking selfies inside the plane while the plane is crashing

what thought process do you think is involved there?

"if i go down at least I'll get a bunch of likes on this photo"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm really sick of lovely writers trying to put a positive spin on this. Millennials as a whole have no redeeming qualities, time to stop pretending they do. Their kids are going to be even more hosed up because they were ignored by their self-obsessed parents, sat down in front of a tablet since birth, and their parenting was dictated by the whims of whatever stupid blog their parents happened to be reading that week. We're hosed.

idk I think we're way smarter than you and we can look poo poo up in moments. while you putter around lost we've GPS'd that poo poo and have been waiting for 20 mins already. hurry up grandpa.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

gently caress knowin stuff

tbh I think the ability to index a lot of data (ie use the internet to research well), critically think, and sift through bullshit is WAY more important than memorizing poo poo like an encyclopedia.

obviously it's important to remember things but imo the model of rote memorization to learn is obsolete. why memorize a bunch of dates when instead you can just remember something happened and then look it up in moments for the details? like using pointers in programming for efficiency. I don't need to know the quadratic equation if I know it exists and I can just look it up if I need it, for example.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Aug 28, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sir_Charles posted:

Yeah but a lot of millennials suck rear end at analyzing whether or not something is a good and reliable source. That's not unique to them but they rely on it more.

well yeah but I think you'll find at least ~80% of any generation sucks rear end in general

for every bronie weirdo we've got there's some long dead fool that was super obsessed with fox hunting or whatever. 50 years ago there were probably more shut in D&D nerds or pervs who exclusively hung out in sex shops or whatever.

ability to sift through bullshit and properly index data means being able to examine the source. I agree there's a lot of brain dead idiots repeating the first thing they see posted online but that isn't something exclusive to millennials.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Aug 28, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Casimir Radon posted:

Judging from having to peer review other students work, the oft touted millennial ability to find information is mostly confined to doing a google search, and accepting whatever they get in the first pass be it Wikipedia or Blogspot. Too lazy to even check out the materials referenced by the Wikipedia articles, or look in a book for that matter.

well again, usually at least ~80% of anything (generations, genre of fiction, anything) sucks rear end.

I'm sure there are many idiots but there's also a lot of successful millennials, too. There's probably more young millionaires now than at any other time in history because of venture capitalists ready to toss millions at any start up that looks okay (but I ain't lookin that up right now).

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

This is making me irrationally angry. It's not art, anybody could do that.

lol at all the olds itt

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i kill my masters
i mentor none
that's means when i die that's it I'm a one of one

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Al Nipper posted:

epic samery

for the win

ugh gently caress you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEAP96x9J5c

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

he really went millennial-poo poo on that poor lady

gotta make a good social media video

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

blarzgh posted:

The biggest and maybe only real difference is that Millennials think "respect" means "giving/getting what you want." Older generations taught and learned that 'respect' means earning the trust and appreciation of others through hard work and honesty. To older generations, 'acceptance' as a part of life, in part because there will always be things that can't be changed, and in part because the value of the struggle is most often greater than the value of avoidance. Suffering through some hardships makes you better in the end. To Millennials, its a concept that's been inverted.

Millennials reject that notion, that anyone should ever have to face discomfort, failure, or disappointment of any kind. The leaders of their zeitgeist grew up never being told, "no" and the rest latch on to the notion, in response to whatever particular discomfort they'd like to avoid. The natural immutability of some things, like simple biology, or the inability to control other people's minds, causes the majority of the mental gymnastics in their philosophies.

I think older generations learned that occasional disappointment makes people stronger and better, and sometimes someone is going to tell you, "no." Millennials didn't.


is this how you explain destroying the american dream rear end in a top hat?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
JOKES

in my universities?!





i have the flutters

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

radiatinglines posted:

Lol at olds thinking they should be respected when they are bad at their jobs. This is especially true with salesmen. I had a sales guy try to give me some wise words on how to do my job because he didn't communicate that his order was urgent, so I worked other orders whose salesmen did communicate their urgency first. He thought he was laying down some real truth bombs, but it really just translated to "wah wah, always do mine first!" Entitled rear end boomers think they're goddam Confucius because they've spent a few decades watching TV.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sir_Charles posted:

lol at millennials who blame the baby boomers for taking out 50 grand in student loans for a sociology degree

the problem is more that every other western country has effectively free or ridiculously cheap education costs and we're the only country where you have to take out a $50k loan for a degree everyone in your life as a child/teen has been telling you that you need to get.

not like I was ever told in high school to stay the gently caress away from liberal arts degrees unless I wanted to be in massive debt; all you ever hear is how people with degrees make more money on average regardless of what the degree is.

tuition in germany cost me $75 euro a semester and it cost me $4000k+ a quarter (3 academic quarters a year) in a UC here in california. and that's not even talking about UCLA or Berkley's tuition

UCLA estimates costs of $28k+ a year after everything just to go to school; it's madness. In Germany I was paying a total of 5k/yr euros for tuition, housing (which was my own studio apartment), and food

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Sep 1, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

radiatinglines posted:

What we really need is a salesman hate thread

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

if you make minimum wage, 99% of England and Wales would be beyond your means

loving lol the USA is probably the exact same

capitalism works, but only for a few

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fluo posted:

It's like buying stock in the stock market which also hands you some cash each month

:negative:

stocks do this if you buy dividend stocks



also kill the rich

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spudsbuckley posted:

I have a buddy of mine living with me (we are both 32) and his girlfriend who is younger (24) moved in with us recently and she is a loving useless human being.

She spends 80% of her days off from work completely silent on either Facebook or Instagram looking at other peoples posts usually with the TV on in the background to "watch" something , she get's angry if she's hungry but won't do anything about it, she cries at literally any slight adversity, she lives for going out and hanging around with people who she doesn't like at the weekend, she loving wrecks the kitchen any time she tries to make the simplest of food and then just walks away from her mess and expects boyfriend guy to clean up, she's managed to break like 4 major things in the house in the 3 months she's been here and she comes home from her 6 hour 5 days a weeks job (teacher) exhausted and useless.

Millennials are a complete waste of space and will all have mid life crises at the age of 29.

yeah it's def bc she's a millenial not bc she's a 24 year old dating/living with a 32 year old

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spudsbuckley posted:

All her friends i've encountered are literally the exact same person as she is.

They can't handle not being the center of attention at all times.

yeah it's def because they are millennials and not just a group of immature slash neurotic girls who date men a decade older than they are

idk what you want me to say lol you hang out with airheads and are surprised when they are airheads.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah they prolly think it's cool as poo poo except for the like occasional goon going 'jesus gently caress...' but not willing to outwardly say anything or appear not excited in any way lest they get bounced out for not being 'with it'

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fasdar posted:

Watching first years come into a state college, I'd say if anything the current generation is likely to be more prone to extremes. Some of these kids must've had a wonderful high school experience, as they come in ready to do real work and well aware of what is expected. Others show up functionally illiterate, yet somehow shocked to be failing.

Funny thing, though, is that I am almost certain that sending such a huge proportion of kids to college is going to bite the machine in the rear end. Nothing makes you realize that the system is hosed like four years of expensive, yet somehow compulsory education that is often just as slapdash and worthless as what you got for free.

because high schools get a lot of funding from local taxes and federal/state grants so if you get your funding cut because the GOP hates education and you live in a lovely area odds are you are going to a lovely high school.

and most definitely about the second bit. idk why everyone pushes kids to college when it's obvious college isn't for everyone and not only that colleges today are rapidly becoming a way to get into tens of thousands of dollars in debt with nothing much to show for it.



btw I got a 2100 on the SAT what did you goons get

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bullshit you get like 600 just for showing up and signing your name

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

joat mon posted:

I took it before the scores were inflated by 50% so that the millennials would feel special.

They added another section; that's not just inflating scores?

If anything I could have got a better score. The new writing section was my weakest area. Dumb section anyway; writing is so subjective (though they're supposed to just judge mechanics vs content it's dumb to have anything on a standard test be graded by humans).

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 3, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lot of olds mad that a section got added to the SAT lol 'grade inflation'

joat mon posted:

The new section that only became necessary when schools realized that the millennials didn't even know what a five paragraph essay was, let alone be able to write one with correct spelling and grammar?

Not that you are any less able, in fact you're almost 600 SAT points smarter than your predecessors. GOLD STAR!

yeah that's not why they added it lol

also they removed it again recently so really everyone in the last 8 years or so that had to deal with it just got hosed over in an experiment

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Analytic Engine posted:

The Last Pyschiatrist wrote lots of good stuff on millenials, narcissism, and class tensions:

Hipsters on Food Stamps, Part 2

quote:

It's a simple thesis and no one wants to hear it: hipsters may lack drive, but the world they live in wasn't set up by them, it was set up by their parents, i.e. the Dumbest Generation Of Narcissists In The History Of The World, the ones who magnified the importance and cost of college without having any idea of what should be its purpose, let alone its content.

YEA

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Giblet Plus! posted:

Dude pretty much the same story down to the K6-2.

My computer at the end of high school:


i almost did this but instead I bought a sound system for my car and that was a good decision for my social life

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whatever at least millennials aren't doing MKULTRA or operation condor and poo poo like that

if the worst thing you can say is 'on their phones a lot' and 'hipsters :argh:' it ain't all that bad

naem posted:

The entire purpose of their dress and behavior is to be hard to understand

it's easy to understand. you take the coolest or most popular poo poo from past styles and co-opt it into your own and call it ironic or whatever.

easiest poo poo ever and what's more you can pretty much wear whatever you want as long as you have the confidence to pull it off. people don't need to champion poo poo with our clothes or wear our feelings on our sleeves, that's what the phones and social media are for you old person.

there is such a thing as going too far and being an annoying hipster though just keep it cool.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Sep 9, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sir_Charles posted:

Do you seriously think things like that don't happen anymore? And that average citizens were responsible for them?

I think you might literally be retarded

i think you might literally need to shut up and jam charles

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

soy posted:

MDMA cuddle parties are actually cool and usually have music and the girls shave their pits/don't have tumblr haircuts and you may even end up banging them.

this is what happens after raves it's p great

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hail satan

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