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I don't care how we do it but let's make first contact by fleecing these chumps.
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I'm actually a bigger fan of straight-up threatening their pathetic, uncivilized planet. The Supergalatic has the kind of weaponry that can cut through planets and ruin property values, right? Boil the seas and watch the beachfront realtors cry out in terror.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:12
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Grab whatever primitive alien rotgut looks expensive, maybe it'll keep the bridge boys in check. When you give it to them call it "vintage" or "artisan" or something. My granddad always said you don't need to be a spacefaring civilization to make some good booze.
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Sep 20, 2015 22:25
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Every single croc on this ship is just slowing SuGABA down.
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Sep 22, 2015 22:12
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If I recall correctly, Valets all have pretty high expertise by Croc standards but make up for it by having abysmal fighting stats and at least one crew position they absolutely, positively cannot perform correctly, right?
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Sep 23, 2015 15:13
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I'm pretty sure this dude just wants to be left alone with his crocodile anime dolls or whatever. Ruin his fun, bust in. If this is the start of SuGaBA's insurrection then we're already boned. You think Baron Drinky-Bird is gonna help when the AI is going haywire?
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Sep 23, 2015 18:57
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Send the following: Bob - I can't trust an industrious Caiman Benedict - excluding him from extraspecies negotiations would be a major faux pas Wrongway - if anyone on this ship knows how to party, it's this guy Captain - we're no wallflower, dig?
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Sep 26, 2015 13:51
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Applewhite posted:Instead of Spice give Wrongway some "Vitamin E" know what I'm sayin'? Really, the whole crew should take some Vitamin E, it's used to help repair cell and tissue damage during radiation therapy. It's sweet that you're concerned with Wrongway's well-being!
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Sep 26, 2015 14:08
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comedyblissoption posted:Chubbs instead of redshirts. 
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Sep 26, 2015 19:56
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Whip the crew into a patriotic frenzy then follow. This insult to their honor as a fatgator might make them pay attention for once.
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Sep 27, 2015 11:52
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Al Borland posted:We all know the price of failure in the caiman empire. About 5,000 krok and a personal favor, right?
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Sep 27, 2015 20:43
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Al Borland posted:Death. Well, if you're not a Caiman, sure.
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Sep 27, 2015 21:39
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Al Borland posted:any caiman that loses clearly is not a caiman. You sound like a skink, Borland. Always "meritocracy" this and "power to the people" that.
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Sep 27, 2015 22:00
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Sep 28, 2015 12:36
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 This is an incredible find! Well done.
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Oct 1, 2015 21:49
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SuGaBA is unquestionably the most competent advisor or crewmember we have and honestly we should do pretty much whatever he/she/it says.
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Oct 2, 2015 02:41
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Applewhite posted:He may not be able to hold a bridge position, but I'm pretty sure having him in our deck increases the effectiveness of our Haldian slaves. I vote we keep him. We need every force multiplier we can get. We're down to one slave IIRC
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Oct 10, 2015 12:31
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RocktheCaulk posted:Does anyone else feel bad about killing space cats? It must be the TOXIPLASMOSIS that has already riddled my brain. That being said I hope our meat corpse sends them all to the cardboard box in the sky. They're an aggressive, warlike alien empire and I'm 100% certain they'd do the same to us given half a chance.
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Oct 12, 2015 22:59
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Applewhite posted:Considering they already tried it I'd say those are pretty good odds. I don't know, thinking about it now trying to get the jump on a starship piloted by an unknown group of aliens is probably more morally defensible than sniping the everliving gently caress out of an alien starship in the process of fleeing. Blurry Gray Thing posted:It's a bit late to be a goody-two-shoes, anyway. We already wiped out the tolerant Utopian robots who just want everyone to feel good and dance together, and we did it in the most soul-crushing way possible. Even in a spaceship full of Caiman, SuGaBA is the one with the fewest scruples.
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Oct 13, 2015 00:31
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Max deal with benefits, then cut and run. We just wouldn't be properly playing duplicitous space crocs if we didn't jump at the chance of alien poon.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:49
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Ark support sounds good
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Oct 21, 2015 17:46
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I kind of want to get SuGaBA to display a big, fake, scary self-destruct countdown clock on all displays across the ship and make extremely ominous announcements every minute regarding the imminent destruction of the Supergalactic and the death of every living creature in a 5 AU radius. Once we get it to stop crunching those numbers, I mean.
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Oct 22, 2015 16:39
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Eat the valet
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Oct 26, 2015 19:53
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Magna Carta? gently caress that. Make an example of one of the ringleaders. None should seek to challenge our iron-clawed rule.
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Oct 30, 2015 04:48
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It's obviously a trick. Have you guys forgotten what race we're playing?
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Oct 30, 2015 15:13
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TheHomerTax posted:Seconding the space blackjack and the space hookers.
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Nov 5, 2015 13:46
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Al Borland posted:Your weakness sickens me. PAY? PAYYY? We are not poors we are god emperors! We should slay those who oppose and take everything we want for ourselves from this place. Make them all hookers and slaves! Then force them to do repairs. Sounds like too much work. If these chumps will give us funbux for our worthless slaves I don't see a reason to bother. I think your suggestions are better suited to a Catte run.
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Nov 7, 2015 13:27
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What the gently caress kind of place is this? The meat isn't even properly fermented.
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Nov 7, 2015 16:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Nov 8, 2015 12:40
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Regular coward option - the panic jump is going to reduce us to zero energy anyway, and blasting orgasms at the Sexless Threshers sounds like a good idea.
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Mechanism Eight posted:
I haven't played Void Racers before, but knowing how Skull depicted Poles in every 2FF adventure I've come across I'd say there's a high probability of this ending in the Pole heroically sacrificing himself and his spiffy spaceship to save our selfish skins.
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Nov 9, 2015 01:00
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Can page 696 be somehow combined with the regular coward option?
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Poland Spring posted:Who let all these Cattes into the thread Quick, tell them there's cattenippe in PYF
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Nov 9, 2015 20:06
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Nobody fucks with us, we're xenocidal space reptiles!
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Nov 13, 2015 13:23
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Poland Spring posted:Always go for the unlocked option. STONE COLD STUNNER
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Nov 13, 2015 18:48
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KillHour posted:We dug our mud put. Time to wallow in it.
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Nov 17, 2015 01:12
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I thought you were being sarcastic when you said we were getting the best ending.
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Applewhite posted:*** This is really, really good.
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