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Ulysses just came off as profoundly mentally unwell to me, never really considered the possibility of him being written to make the player go "well hang on now let's hear him out"
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May 2, 2023 00:52
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I'm permabanned courier semioticstomper69
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May 2, 2023 01:16
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RocketMermaid posted:The Maybe SORD whof even FORGED this conksuck sword DEMIUGRES???
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May 12, 2023 20:37
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Bilirubin posted:oh god now I am reading the sord section and somehow forgot the SNOOP DOGG SNOW CONE MACHETE my favorite subtle Dave joke is that his stationary has a watermark of the movie poster for Soul Plane. when I finally noticed that I sighed so hard my heart stopped for a moment.
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May 13, 2023 00:21
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just a heads up but Abaddon has reduced GUN to the $2 tier on his patreon for a bit, so if you have any interest nows the time to grab it
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May 20, 2023 18:45
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M_Gargantua posted:Did Gideon Nav study the blade like Maya, or would she have taken Metis advice? The only thing Gideon ever studied was porn rags and I think she'd be the first to say as much.
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May 31, 2023 17:03
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the problem with homestuck is its fundamentally a couple to three dozen really funny bits and good character interactions strung together with a plot even the author admits was just kinda being extrapolated outwards to see how ridiculous he could make it
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May 31, 2023 18:45
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I plunge through the ceiling in a shower of plaster and splinters, completely annihilating your coffee table upon landing flat on my face. slowly I raise my head to make eye contact and, through cracked and bleeding lips, speak words of utmost sincerity and direst import: "Vriska did nothing wrong"
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May 31, 2023 19:17
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Potato Salad posted:Working on it Concerning
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Jun 2, 2023 03:19
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god dammit im such a loving simpleton this made me crack up
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Jun 2, 2023 03:23
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"People die when they're killed" yeah maybe if they're losers
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Jun 9, 2023 19:36
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The Demilich posted:(accidentaly stabs entire six hand lengths sword into my torso & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82] my master cuts me in half with the maybe sword and asks me if i have a choice. i simply choose not to die. everyone in throne groans at my bullshit
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Jun 14, 2023 19:41
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:yeah but he didn't not buy it nearly as hard as Maya wanted him loving Cut "its actually very funny and cool, to me, that you have cut me in half" was more or less Juggernaut's response
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Jun 16, 2023 14:31
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Elissimpark posted:Frog-monk is going have an aneurysm when he gets round to sweeping the top of the mountain. now I want allison to run into that guy that yelled at her for doing pull ups on a god again
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Jun 17, 2023 02:12
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Emrikol posted:It's honestly kind of odd that Incubus is useless without a sword. It's not like Meti didn't cover that contingency. Maybe he fell asleep during that lesson. hes a phenomenally poor swordsman. he struck Maya ten times and failed to decapitate her. if anything hes better at blood alchemy, it seems.
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Jun 26, 2023 06:17
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you hosed up, jagganoth! your ultimate attack ended up just making everyone hot
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Jul 8, 2023 03:08
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I do not fear the man who knows 100,000 dunks, I fear the man who has performed one dunk 100,000 times
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Jul 28, 2023 00:05
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Talking to two kings of the seven part world is probably not even the weirdest thing that has happened to that guy this week
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Jul 29, 2023 00:39
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I cannot emphasize how fun it is to see White Chain, after years of development from NO I AM A PERFECT LAWBOT to being a pawn of 2 Michael that hangs around Allison cuz bossman sez so, to Allison's really strict sensei, back to a lawbot that feels like she has to knock Allison the gently caress out for being a dangerous idiot... to a goofy lightweight that needs a trip sitter hitting the local bar. i love just about every character in this comic.
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Jul 29, 2023 07:50
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Allison and the crew fuckin around in some market in Throne makes for the best scenes of this comic, hands down honestly? given how they met and their early interactions, I love that White Chain's reaction to seeing Allison again is to start ugly-crying once they're in private. i think one of the things that defines Allison as a protagonist is how hard she impacts everyone she interacts with in the story. like even Zaid of all people, who has been in the comic what, ten pages total? comes looking for her.
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Jul 30, 2023 02:33
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Arscie Cioelle Effaewy Geeoh Cioelle
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Aug 7, 2023 00:12
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Dave hosed off to become a cryptid
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Oct 6, 2023 19:56
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Whirling posted:
its not quite grilling, but fishing is also one of the Sanctioned Acts
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Oct 15, 2023 02:00
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Hey, pal we got woims out dere makin sure yer kids dont get run over by some hard-on, and we push around a lotta little ol ladies from florida
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Jan 3, 2024 03:17
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maswastaken posted:Rivalled closely by learning that Jadis literally saw it as her destiny to impale Gog Agog with her anti-arrow defence system. looking into the Aperture That Annihilates You Instantly and seeing the full breadth and depth of Gog's antics across every universe and timeline. you have chosen the Path of Shtick and there is nothing down it but pain.
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Jan 7, 2024 05:35
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TwoPair posted:"It's gone from being funny to so terribly lame to ironically funny so many times my mind can't take it anymore!" Jadis politely applauding for infinite pratfalls, which unfortunately only contributes to the chip on Gog's shoulder.
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Jan 7, 2024 06:03
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Oxxidation posted:DETECTIVE HARRIER DU BOIS, Tequila Sunset, the Infernal Engine, the Shivering Man, the Apricot-Poisoned One, bearer of the word PALE and Fuckup of the Seven-Part World Also a HUGE FUCKIN' COMMIE
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Jan 17, 2024 17:45
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Whirling posted:Solomon is backseat gaming and desperately trying to tell White Chain that she can in fact parry the giant fish. Will he succeed, or will White Chain continue to be a C-rank scrub? "DOOOOOODGE!"
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Jan 29, 2024 00:33
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A.o.D. posted:Teleporting Behind the Bastards. ...but Gog, you know who won't lock the world into an endless, futile cycle of nihilistic violence forever?
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Feb 17, 2024 02:46
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I assume Gog's earliest appearance is mostly down to figuring out the character. That being said, her describing herself as a whimsical billion-year-old clown means that she is eternally doing one bit or another just to keep from getting bored. Mad, faceless idiot god? Yeah she's got that in her deck. Not her favorite, but the Mass loves the hits.
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Feb 17, 2024 05:56
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It also quietly solves the question of "Why does she simply not try to overwhelm everything everywhere by force with Worms?" It also explains why she's the multiversal media maven of the current cycle. At this point it's just showbiz, and this time central casting sent over a damsel with some range to her. Donkringel posted:She has also heard the heir's reasons for want they want countless times too. She is genuinely curious to see if Allison says anything she hasn't heard before. Beating every bastard to death seems like it would have come up in the past. This exchange kind of solves the question of whether or not Allison was the intended heir this time. Gog Agog remembers that she isn't supposed to be the one, Jadis knew that she would be the one. What that amounts to remains to be seen. paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Feb 17, 2024 |
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Feb 17, 2024 06:41
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Bilirubin posted:Being her is reaaaaaaaaaaaly fun! Gog's playing to an audience of one, ultimately. If a molecule of the Mass remembers, then all the Mass remembers. Jagganoth can't die, so he sort-of remembers
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Feb 17, 2024 08:39
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Joe Slowboat posted:This conversation feels like absolute proof that’s a big fat lie. Really is it though? Eat the worm, you'll see how pathetic Solomon David is, you'll see how venial and vicious Mottom is, what a walking corpse Mammon is, what a disgusting ineffectual creep Incubus is. As for Jadis? She knows all the above, but the day she gets off her rear end and does anything remains to be seen She's yet to find a solution for Jagganoth I guess, but that's the thing about the Mass. It remembers. drat I love the direction abaddon went with gog agog
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Feb 17, 2024 08:49
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I think questions of what Jadis does and doesn't know are kind of addressed by the fact she, as a character, screams in agony at the reader through alt-text. She knows literally everything always and forever. Jadis looked upon the true shape of creation and was shown Homestuck.
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Feb 17, 2024 18:07
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Diqnol posted:Not gonna lie, all of these homestuck references are agonizing You now know a flickering fraction of a second of Jadis' pain
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Feb 17, 2024 18:54
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FuturePastNow posted:the clown bit is a coping mechanism Gog Agog sincerely seems to enjoy spectacle and absurdity, so I'm not sure that it is. Not to be too hard on the woman but there's a part of her that's an impression comedian at heart, so she might just be like that.
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It occurred to me that Gog Agog is the only demiurge to be completely upfront with Allison. Mottom had her whole thing of being terrified of her own empire, Incubus tried to turn her into pet ambition-ghouls. Jadis, like, tried? I guess? And she didn't do Allison any harm, but she's so inexorably yoked to causality her most defining statement is "it is what I do." Not as a principle but it is literally what she does. Jagganoth asked her to help eradicate everything, but let's be honest that was just a formality. But Gog has always been very straight-forward. "I'm your biggest fan. I'm made of worms and if you eat this worm you'll become me. How would you like to rule an empire?" I think Gog Agog is completely earnest in everything she says. Allison is a new wrinkle in a formula she's sick to death of paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 05:23
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There's an interesting parallel in Allison being the barista in over her head and Gog Agog being the silly, faceless, idiot god developing into the Rising King and the Mass who's word is Beast respectively
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Joe Slowboat posted:Except Gog’s first major appearance was doing her “I’m a clown and your biggest fan” thing about how Allison should go fight “that meanie Solomon” back in King of Swords. Also “eat the worm.” Allison has scars from what Mottom did to her, whereas the first time Gog Agog approached her she cranked Gog in the face and it was treated as a joke. Cio nearly split her head open when she was under Incubus's control e. wait sorry do you think im saying gog agog is good? gently caress no, the only demiurge i stan for is jadis paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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