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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Someone post the corncob wint tweet please

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Eat poo poo salami

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Zoss Hoes

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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flatluigi posted:

seriously abbadon just come in and say that the thing we were going to hate already happened and it went unremarked upon so that this line of discussion can finally end

White chain wishes to become the supreme cop in salami realms

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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She went from old testament angel to new testament angel
(this is a joke)

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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White chain: "Go pound some sand Salami Dave"

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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https://twitter.com/6Drillion/status/1304613960222638081

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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0 I am the OP and this is the only time i get to do this joke

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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when i retire from the military in 10 years i will get my teaching certification and live in a barrel.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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PMush Perfect posted:

The only unrealistic part here is a teacher being able to afford their own barrel.

i am married and she can be my sugar momma philanthropist

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Im going to enter The OP of this thread in the tournament

he gets defeated by the bureaucracy because gently caress that

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Demiurge4 posted:

He didn’t explain poo poo. He said some cryptic nonsense and decided to fight because all he knows is violence.

Violence is all they know, they just fooled themselves into thinking themselves as peace makers.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Grouchio posted:

Hell naw he's just swimming with the fishes off shore.

They are taking a bath because they are a filthy dirty demiurge

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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We live in a society and it loving sucks
*crawls back into barrel to eat some noodles*

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Demiurge4 posted:

Lmao Jagganoth was literally a red herring.

Counting your chickens before they hatch is the least royal thing you can do.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Mazerunner posted:

I dunno,

"You're pretty hot when you're freaking out"

and

Allison screams in terror

"Now you're getting into it!"

are kind of very uh, remarkable, and economical in word count

The only thing i have to say about that, is that this poo poo puts him down as a creeper.

Edit: Allison does refer to him as a creeper.

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Apr 18, 2021

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Hypocrisy posted:

100 arms and 10 heads.

Still one massive hog

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Dec 31, 2004

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Any bets on what the Word will be?

My guess is Champion.

My guess is tease

we will never see the Jagahog

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Guildenstern Mother posted:

That's it guys close the thread, we're done here.

Ok

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Just kidding

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Dec 31, 2004

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

concept: Gog, but she's made of gorillas

*sounds of very loud gorilla violence*

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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All i see is a lameass stinky boy using useless metal to cut stuff.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Gnome de plume posted:

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1411180564846104578

That faint sound in the background is a million voices crying out, "Still would"

https://twitter.com/wyrmforge/status/1411181168830160898?s=19

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Dammerung posted:

From Alison's experiences, can she honestly think of the status quo as something worth defending?

Nothingness has no suffering, no cruelty, no pain, no conquerors, no gods and can offer a blissful existence. But can you really enjoy anything if you are nothing?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Niavmai posted:

honestly i'm just mad that y'all are letting this guy derail a Good Thread

Royalty IS a shitposting motion

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Dec 31, 2004

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Niavmai posted:

ok but what about poo poo posting about poo poo posting

shitposting about shitposting is not royalty, its the equivalent of putting on a burger king crown and calling yourself His Serene Majesty The Sovereign of the Congo Free State Leopold II.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Fister Roboto posted:

hahahahaha eat poo poo dave :sickos:

Edit: I wanna see Jags look at solomon in the eyes, say "Pathetic" and just leave him there

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Oct 10, 2021

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Mile'ionaha posted:

I mean, he was a weird fucker but in the best way.

Even all of his weird sex poo poo is the result of him and his wife going "this patriarchy poo poo is wack. What would be better? Uh... we have no idea, so let's just throw poo poo at the wall and hope something inspires something good"

It was, like, an attempt at feminism via DaDa.

This makes his work interesting, but by no means some kind of unassailable Canon. I know some women who refuse to read his works, and I don't blame them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jAkplrZci0

TL:DS: he is an extreme weirdo

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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girl dick energy posted:

Fellow OSP watcher! :respek: I'm extremely grateful for their Lovecraft video and its absolute brutal teardown of a man who was in no way "a product of his time", while still digging into the actual content of his stories.

Gotta represent my favorite Ace.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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good, become a noodle chef and begone from this thread.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Just wanna chime to say:

7 years later and I was still right in making this thread

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