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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Platystemon posted:

An ephebophile is a pædophile with a thesaurus.

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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http://i.imgur.com/IWAiHLr.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/zqiQnBs.gifv

(Jackie Chan)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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MNIMWA posted:

Dang, possums are pretty cute. By the way what the hell is an opossum

A feral house cat.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Andrew Verse posted:

The Darwin Awards are for people who kill or sterilize themselves in stupid ways.

Seeing the above, I call nonsense on them tweeting this in the first place.

Participation award.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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A thing happened.
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/851861601556627457

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Everyone whose passport was stolen gets an extra hour in the ball pit.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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The face of pure joy!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GLU7xLxRXQ&t=105s

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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mcbexx posted:

So he was.. fairly imbalanced?
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/865194465400692736

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I wish Uwe Boll would beat modern Internet celebrities.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Crossposting from the Trump thread (a few years old article but whatevs)

VitalSigns posted:

Like those rurals who unincorporate their towns because "no goddurned elitist know-it-all polesmoker is gonna tell me three feet of horseshit in my backyard is a public health hazard" and then die in the darkness wondering why the roads don't get paved and the streetlights don't come on anymore.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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http://i.imgur.com/aGIWbsm.mp4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Game notices that the front is colliding with the tree -> 10 damage + bump car backwards -> game notices that the rear is inside another tree -> 10 damage + bump car forwards, repeat 60 times/second.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Näcken claims another victim.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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BovineFury posted:

I know ants are strong but this is getting a little ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkyApnG9x3Y

It just wanted to return to the womb.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Zaphod42 posted:

3 of 8 counts, maximum sentence of 20 years

Awwww yeah

Trump is going to pardon and hire him.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Germans are really tough on cultural appropriation.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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:lol:


Also:
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/Yz8t9mQ.gif&v=svBfPq8OkZM&s=7

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Looks like he's distraught over something (either his team losing or maybe he just got a text saying his wife died or something) and his friend directs his attention to show they're on camera (I think) so he tries to be enthusiastic and strong for the camera

Yep, Wales was going the get a surprise draw against England but then England scored with 5 minutes left. Those are Welsh fans.

e. Wait, England actually scored 7 minutes after that gif so it wasn't a reaction to the goal (presuming it's from Euro 2016).

e2. Okay, enough snooping for me, here's a bit from Guardian's live report

quote:

86 min: The camera picks out a Welsh fan who’s having something of an emotional moment. He must have popped up on the big screen, too, because suddenly a huge roar goes up from the Welsh fans. The tears of this young man soon turn to elation as everyone around him bundles in to show their support. Now that’s togetherness.


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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Not sure what would be the best thread for this so lets post it here.
http://i.imgur.com/3SEPxew.mp4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/raunolaroni/status/896415593901043716

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I mean... getting a Chinese restaurant menu tattoo is reasonably fun idea if you want something that "looks nice" but doesn't need to have a profound meaning.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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These Useless Duck Company projects are getting quite complicated.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmnOJSUkjrA

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtBrKfXwav8

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Ak Gara posted:

So why are they allowed to pee in public but I'm not? :colbert:

Move to a civilized country.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Imagine being nationally known as "The Crying Nazi".

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Powaqoatse posted:

good god

this better become a trend

It was a minor fad a couple of months ago.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://i.imgur.com/kLfPFMe.mp4
source

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Platystemon posted:

How would a person “abuse” free healthcare?

:thunk:

Being undeservedly healthy.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Senior Woodchuck posted:

I really could watch that twirl and fall all day.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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SpacePig posted:

I've never actually played a Wolfenstein game, but haven't they been about shooting Nazis since the series' inception? This isn't something new, why are these people even surprised?

Shooting foreign nazis is ok, shooting American nazis is unpatriotic. (some of the nazis in the new game are American, right?)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Additional info: if I'm not mistaken this result means that Netherlands has to win Sweden by 7 goals in the last game (instead of something like 3 or 4 which would have been unlikely but somewhat possible).

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Palpek posted:

This one was close:



That's probably the most hilarious possible outcome.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Jippa posted:

http://www.newsweek.com/man-rescued-taliban-didnt-believe-trump-was-president-685861

A Canadian man rescued from a Taliban-linked group in Afghanistan last week said he thought his captors were joking when they told him Donald Trump had been elected president of the United States.

Joshua Boyle and his wife, Caitlin Coleman, were kidnapped and held by the Haqqani network—whose leader is the deputy head of the Afghan Taliban—for five years and one day.

Boyle and Coleman were rarely given any information on the outside world during their time in captivity. They didn't even know Justin Trudeau was prime minister of Canada, for example, until after they were rescued. But when Boyle was forced to participate in a "proof-of-life" video, one of the captors told him Donald Trump had been elected president. At the time, Boyle essentially took this comment as a joke.

Coming up next: Canadian man wants to return to Afghanistan.

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