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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

That's what he gets for not having a verified account. Dude's a professional writer with thousands of followers.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I've been laughing for 10 minutes at this boar coming out of the sea and loving people up.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/boar-emerges-from-the-sea-unleashes-fury-upon-beachgoe-1783871770

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Inco posted:

Notorious internet shitstain Milo Yiannopolous has finally been permanently banned from Twitter following a targeted harassment campaign against Leslie Jones, one of the stars of the new Ghostbusters movie.

On one hand, it's loving great, because this is the same gobshite who asked a White House press secretary to make Twitter give him the little blue checkmark they had recently removed from his account, and I can't wait to see him whine and complain about this. On the other, it shows how cynical and lovely the people running Twitter really are that this fucknugget and his turd army were able to run roughshod over people's lives for years over Twitter, with them only stepping in once he targeted someone well-known.

It's even funnier because twitter just announced today that anyone can apply for verification now.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Insufferable 19-year-old married couple moves from Arizona to Chicago, settles near Loyola, are frightened by a typical CTA weirdo on Day 1, breaks their lease and drives home in terror, now "homeless" by choice.
https://youtube.com/watch?a=&feature=youtu.be&v=7RAZF4kJIh4

Never loving come back.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Related: https://www.facebook.com/events/1782958188650391/

Also, they responded: https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160823/edgewater/youtube-couple-responds-after-fleeing-chicago-wishing-you-all-best

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

MrSmokes posted:

I gave up just from all the cuts. Why do people make youtube videos that way? It's extremely ridiculous and annoying.

So she doesn't stumble over all of her LITERALLYs

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

"Homeless"

*makes video in huge fuckoff kitchen with expensive cabinets, granite countertops, and $4,000 stainless steel appliances*

It's her uncle's kitchen! They had to search for LITERALLY two weeks to find a new apartment!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Slightly lesser privileged people 'freude in Chicago: Gold Coast residents think gelato place isn't good enough for them: https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160815/gold-coast/gold-coast-gelato-wars-some-residents-say-deserve-better-dessert

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Enos Cabell posted:

the gently caress was a toddler doing in the endzone of a NFL game?

Looks more like practice, because both teams have the same helmet. Players are probably not expected to go as hard

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Memento posted:


e|-2--3-2h3p2----0----------------------|
B|------------3----3-1-0--3-0-1---0-----|
G|------------------------------2---0-2-|
D|-0------------------------------------|
A|---------------3--------2---0---------|
E|--------------------------------3---2-|

Electric Guitar:
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------0h2----------------------0h2---|
A|-----------------0h2----------------------0h2-------|
E|-0-x-x-2-x-x-3-3----------0-x-x-2-x-x-3-3---------3-|



Roundabout? idgi

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Sometimes I lament how boring the wildlife is in the Midwest, but Australians and Floridians always make me feel much better about it. Worst we ever get are house centipedes, and I rarely run into those.

CONTENT: A comedian I went to high school with went around Midtown Manhattan clipping people's selfie sticks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcLXfow2jEk

they got replacements after

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm suddenly hopeful a goon does a writeup for her like that poet did for Scalia.

Are you thinking of Jesse Helms or did I miss something?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
If you want a good Schlafly takedown, Deadspin's got you:
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/phyllis-schlafly-finally-croaks-1786219220

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
My favorite Australian wildlife story is when it rained spiders, which led to Andrew Bogut saying the country is dangerous in the same way that America is fat.
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/andrew-bogut-says-australia-is-dangerous-like-america-is-fat/

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Anti-Trump conservatives keep getting stuck in elevators
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/anti-trump-conservatives-trapped-in-elevators/

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/776043945566605312

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

nerdz posted:

That samoan kid is like real life Breaking Madden:

http://i.imgur.com/oTvngkc.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/W2oaD1C.gifv

He's the protagonist of BEEFTANK: Origins

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/ria_martin/status/779849215174385664

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm not a soccer expert, but it looks like a reaction by Manchester City coaches to the other team scoring a goal?

Judging by the smile right before I'm guessing a Man City player blew a really great opportunity.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
White woman hears Vince Staples on the radio, is horrified, reads lyrics through tears (in front of her kid who she wants not to hear the song)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2uJRk...Vwh1ry2vBEjcLNQ

:qq: Hoes need abortions! :qq:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Perhaps a hamster posted:

The only thing surprising me about this is that people are surprised about this.

Republicans are in shock because they actually know and speak to women instead of cowering in fear of them like they do with racial and religious minorities.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

BOOTY-ADE posted:

This right here is reason enough to not let seniors vote or drive after a certain age. Jesus Christ.

Except a significant number of people under 65 feel the same way.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Here's 10 minutes of a man with a framed picture of Milo Yiannapolous eating dead crickets because...SJWs on twitter don't show their faces?
https://youtu.be/0VUtXTLmaQc

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Every college thinks their rivalry is the biggest, it's just a marketing thing. I went to Florida for 9 years and I'm not even sure if Florida/Georgia, Florida/FSU, or Florida/Tennessee was technically the "biggest" (or maybe it's LSU, or maybe Alabama, who cares). It doesn't make a lot of sense to talk about rivalries in any meaningful way anyway considering how often college team lineups including coaches change.

Every school acts like that but on a national level it's pretty much always been Michigan/Ohio State or Alabama/Auburn. Certainly for the past 40 years.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The most hyped up sports team in recent history, the Golden State Warriors, just opened the season with a 29-point loss.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Autechresaint posted:

Saw that on TV last night at a bar, he literally sat there staring at the camera for 10-15 seconds, didn't move. It was creepy.

That's a classic Cleveland sports response

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Humphreys posted:

Wow, at the end of the acceptance speech, who ever is in charge of the music as Trump left the stage trolled with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw

Trump has been using that song throughout his campaign. The message of course being that even if you don't want him, you need him.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

No, what I really enjoy is seeing what "you people" actually think about the working poor and union members. The Proletariat has spoken and you don't like what they say. I watched the map of traditional Democrat strongholds go red under the combined gently caress YOU to Hillary Clinton. They may regret it soon, but my inner nihilist is cackling.

The working poor and union members just thoroughly hosed themselves

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Stex T posted:



All the Saints need to do is kick the extra point to win the game. Instead, they give up the first defensive two-point conversion in history.

They really have poo poo luck on crucial XPs, huh? That one's even worse than Carney's.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Remember that movie? Waynes World was a net negative just because it spawned all those SNL movies.

I watched that entire movie on tv when I was 12 because I was discovering SNL at the time. I could've just turned it off but for some reason I stuck with it and it remains the worst movie I've ever seen.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The best joke in the It's Pat movie was when Pat falls down the stairs and yells "I crushed my nuts!" Then Pat pulls out a bag of nuts.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Twitter is banning a bunch of alt-right/nazi accounts so expect some good content for this thread.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

flosofl posted:

They missed a real opportunity to have the Grim Reaper give the finger.

It's da mothafuckin' dangerous zone, bitch

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
In a move that surprised absolutely nobody except his own supporters, Trump will not prosecute Hillary Clinton.

https://twitter.com/TweTro/status/801091096495280128

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/801136737321881602

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The tweet is about football but the gif is not. Never seen it before.

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/802752025469579264

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Pesticide20 posted:

I half expected it to just jump right back into the grate

I was expecting it to get hit by a car

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

Oh, okay.







drat, I thought cats only attacked people that ferociously if they were playing MOBAs or WoW.

The Coulter one also needs this reply.
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/805134115221700608

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I came here to post this. Here it is set to different music. You'd think Canada could handle ice better.
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/805870429135138816

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ultrabindu posted:



lol



I'm not familiar with NFL, can someone explain the Cleveland Browns?

In addition to the lowlights that people are posting, the version of the Browns who regularly came close to the mountaintop and failed were packed up and moved to Baltimore after the 1995 season. They won a Super Bowl just a few years later as the Baltimore Ravens, who have consistently been one of the NFL's better teams since the move. In 1999 Cleveland got an expansion team also called the Browns with the same uniforms and rights to the team history. Instead of being lovable losers, the zombie Browns have just been losers, with two winning seasons and one playoff appearance since their formation. They are also in a division with the Ravens, who routinely beat the poo poo out of them.

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