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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Jastiger posted:

How is that rent seeking?

They're leveraging regulations and social structures to redirect existing wealth toward themselves rather than creating new wealth.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Turtlicious posted:

Why aren't the police officers beating / shooting these people?

They're not in the US.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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AlphaKretin posted:

E: for content


Goddamn, that's an "...I'm going to go home and rethink my life" moment.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Atmus posted:

99% of studies involving cats are just ways to transfer money from the gullible to the unemployable.

The other 1% are the ones whose conclusions section reads "gently caress, we dunno".

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I'm loving the fact the STEAM box was released today as PC GAMING FOR THE PRICE OF A CONSOLE, but the prices for something pretty decent as far as pc gaming goes is around 1000$ or more.

Even a "build your own to act as a steam machine" is gonna run you about a grand.

Not sure where you're going with this. Like - isn't that the point of the Steam Machines? That you don't have to spend a grand to get a fully-functional computer to play your Steam games on?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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CommissarMega posted:

Does Trump actually have a chance at the presidency, though? Or are you talking about the presidential nomination?

I tend to agree with the Republican strategists quoted in the linked article, who are basically saying "if Trump's our nominee, we lose the Presidency and our majority in Congress".

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Austinites turn out in droves for anti-gun "mass farting" protest

quote:

Pro-gun demonstrators staging a mock mass shooting near the University of Texas at Austin on Saturday were overwhelmed in number and ferocity by a large group of counter-protesters wielding dildos and machines that generated fart sounds.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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:stonklol:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

Those were hard times indeed! I have like 5 CDRs somewhere in storage with tiny pre-youtube video clips I collected from around the web. Also realmedia, good god that was pure shi*buffering*

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Jastiger posted:

So uh, we're just gonna let this one go, eh? :wtc: is happening here

Obviously #5's not letting this one go.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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bucksmash posted:

I would have played more sports if I had known about the celebratory dick patting.

Wonder what you get for a hat trick

The traditional locker-room orgy.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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~That's not something that props can fix, that's gonna be a little harder to fix~

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

We just need some good vr porn, be it games or movies or whatever. That certainly helped to drive the adoption of VHS, CD-ROM, and digital video.

To steal a joke: Cocks populi, vox Dei.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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WarpedNaba posted:

MOBAs, if they are a sport, are possibly the only sport where the players exert themselves less than the spectators.

You're forgetting baseball. :v:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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MNIMWA posted:

This is great - the failed, painful-looking leap to try and grab the trailer, the tractor joining in...

The only thing that could make it better would be if those motorbikes toppled over like dominos

There's a moment where the blue car is slowing down and you think it's not quite going to make it to the motorcycles...

...and then the tractor decides to join in. :toot:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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13Pandora13 posted:

That one car catches on fire like, immediately. :psyduck:

Don't drive Pintos, kids.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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I love these. They're just so innocent. :3:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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...did his knees just stop working there?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Not sure where this belongs, so it goes here:

Guy Who Didn't Invent Email Sues Gawker For Pointing Out He Didn't Invent Email

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...no one denies that V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai -- an apparently very bright 14-year-old at the time -- wrote an email software program for the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey (UMDNJ) in 1978. By all accounts, it was a perfectly decent email system that allowed the UMDNJ staff to send electronic messages. Further, no one doubts that, in 1981, Ayyadurai registered the copyright on his program, which was called EMAIL. The problems are that (1) email was invented long before 1978, (2) the copyright is merely on the specific software code, not the idea of email, and (3) while Ayyadurai may have independently recreated the basics of email (and even added a nice feature), none of his work was even remotely related to what later became the standards of email. What's most sickening about this is that as part of this new PR campaign, Ayyadurai is ridiculously arguing that the reason no one believes him isn't because he's simply wrong, but because they can't stand to believe that "a dark-skinned immigrant kid, 14 years old," invented email, and that it was done in "one of the poorest cities in the US" rather than at a famous university.

Again, that might make for a nice story line if there were some factual basis behind it, but there isn't.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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That's a good way to jack up your ducks.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Rick_Hunter posted:

:cmon: It's 'That's a good way to gently caress up your quack.'

I figured that was too obvious. :shrug:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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He straight-up made this up because he couldn't stand people not paying attention to him for a few hours.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Hyperlynx posted:

Climate change is loving up the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. UNESCO studies it and concludes it's in danger. Australia complains, and has all references to Australia removed from the report.

Then the environment minister tweets this: https://mobile.twitter.com/GregHuntMP/status/737191181449207808

Absolutely nobody is buying it.

Lord, this is like the US Republicans claiming that the recession was Obama's fault because it hit two months after he was sworn in.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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This looks like a good way to gently caress up your bark.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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grumplestiltzkin posted:

You post made me think "The only way the entire scene could be better is if it was some hilariously expensive carbon fiber bicycle."

Well, uh...

http://www.bikeradar.com/us/road/gear/category/bikes/road/product/review-look-695-aerolight-14-48605/

"Note: the build we tested retails for £8499. It's also available with Dura-Ace mechanical for £6999."

The picture in the review is even the same paint scheme. The dude just trashed his garage door, his car, and his $11000 bicycle.

This is the best thing I've ever seen eat the rich

Jesus. I could wreck my current car, buy another at the same Blue Book value, and do that again four more times and still spend less than I would buying that drat bike.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Aerdan posted:

https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/773490551333134336

(it's worth looking at the preceding tweets in that conversation.)

It gets better.

quote:

People who spend enough time on Twitter know that eventually, if they stick around long enough, hundreds of strangers will yell at them for fun. It’s the bargain you make when you sign up! And yet I have to acknowledge that I never expected my humiliation would come at the hands of a popular brand of dictionary.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Platystemon posted:

It’s dumb as poo poo to test it like that, but, seriously, how did they gently caress it up? Use a rifle? Shoot somewhere the vest didn’t cover? Use an empty vest? Use a vest that wasn’t bulletproof at all?

They made a fundamental mistake: it wasn't a bulletproof vest. It was a flak jacket.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

What's happening in the last gif where the guy picks up something and hands it to someone?

She dropped a piece of trash on the ground; the guy is "helpfully" returning it to her.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Rough Lobster posted:

I think this picture says it all.

He's gonna hold his breath until they stop asking these questions.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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poptart_fairy posted:

This is what weirds me out as well. Of all the stuff he's done and said it's something ten years ago which makes a bunch of his supporters snap? :iiam:

e; and no this isn't me saying what he said is justifiable, regardless of the timeline, dummies.

One major reason Republicans are freaking out, on a political-strategy level, is that white women - specifically married white women - traditionally vote Republican, and Trump admitting to sexual assault and trying to cheat on his newly-married, pregnant wife with a married woman may, at long last, alienate them from the Republican candidate.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Anti-Vaxx Group Wants to Know Why Study They Funded Shows No Link Between Vaccines and Autism

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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zakharov posted:

No, a hot dog is not a sandwich.

But do you put the toilet paper over or under the hot dog?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Bonus schadenfreude:

VR Headsets Blamed for Spread of Ocular Herpes

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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moist turtleneck posted:

Couple pages back but if we're making fun of trump signs well



CLINT OBMA LIERG


Is this a little sloth or a MASSIVE raptor? I honestly can't tell.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Random Stranger posted:

I can't believe Hillary paid someone to shoot some cops in order to distract people from her e-mails.

Again.

I've seen someone claim this unironically today. They also insisted the MS firebombing of a predominantly-black church (including "Vote Trump" spray-painted on the outer wall) was a DNC false-flag.

This is what happens when you legitimize :tinfoil: like Alex Jones. :sigh:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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It took me a minute to figure out that the drone was a red herring, since they're so often the source of the gently caress-ups in these videos. But no, Beardy McFly has plenty to screw him up without the drone entering into it.

(I hope his arm's okay, those gullwing doors close at the drop of a hat.)

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Watch the guy in purple faceplant on GRAVEL. Goddamn that's harsh and hilarious.

I dunno, I'd rather faceplant in gravel. It's maybe rougher but it's at least got some give. Asphalt hates you and wants you to die.

(Source: I grew up with a gravel driveway and was not a graceful child.)

Sagebrush posted:

It's purple.

It's white and gold, fight me :black101:

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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You can (could?) make Trump's website display arbitrary text in the headline by appending the text to the end of the URL http://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/archive/. For example, http://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/archive/I%2C%20Donald%20Trump%2C%20am%20a%20Communist%20spy or http://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/archive/What%20does%20FiveThirtyEight%20Mean%2C%20Anyway. I'm hearing that it's been fixed, though.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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Technically, a pizza is an open-faced sandwich.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

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The Washington Post Express decided to use the Women's March on Washington as their cover story today. Except the cover artist made a minor error:

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/817010323978907648

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