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Mr. Mambold posted:In China (and Nepal according to my daughter) if you hit 'em, you better kill 'em. And they do. This is because in China if you hit someone with your car you are responsible for their medical bills and have to pay them a stipend each month if they have continuing health problems. If you kill them you just get a small, one time fee.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Have they revealed how he managed to shoot himself and somehow not have the murder weapon near him? He didn't shoot himself with his own service weapon did he? Or did he manage to ditch the gun while he was bleeding out? http://www.ocala.com/article/20080719/news/722321577 This is one way to do it. What this guy did was tie a bunch of balloons to a revolver and then shot himself. The idea was that that the gun would float away and it would look like a homicide instead of suicide so his family could still collect his life insurance. It would have worked too if the balloon gun got stuck in a tree.
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speshl guy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKrUXX3CJE if there is one thing we all know will stop a fire cold it's wooden sticks.
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CowboyKid posted:I think we shouldn't have a tipping system in restaurants and all baby boys should be circumcised and that if you have a penis, you are a boy. after the mandatory circumcision we need to have a celebratory meal of well done steak dipped in Ketchup.
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Staryberry posted:http://i.imgur.com/kbFUlyK.gifv poor fish was probably thinking " AW gently caress" then " HOLY poo poo IM FREE gently caress YOU STORK" only to immediately "OH DOUBLE gently caress NOW I'M FLYING".
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Icon Of Sin posted:Let's get back on those rails, shall we? An old classic, P. Barnes is a hero of the people. The best part is he was in court for not having reflectors on his bicycle while riding at night. " Give me the liberty to die by getting hit by a car at night or give me death!"
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pride cometh before the fall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YNMR8KPaU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5yZw7WmsCs  in the reccomended videos
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Slugnoid posted:That was New Zealand it's been done before and done better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnDr_IbdIU
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The craziest thing about this is video is that it's only ranked as Moment #37. Were there 36 crazier moments at 2004 EVO?
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never let me slip because if I slip then I'm slippin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGekbeyBoT0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9js-3-WveqA this seems like it could be fake but that scream of primal terror at 1:33 seems really genuine
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTpnOzoPdw baseball schaudenfraude. What happens when you give a stadium full of people 10 cent beers? Billy Martin starts a riot,that's what.
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koshmar posted:New L.A. Beast video is up. I don't even have words for this so here's the link. his face looks like he tried get his redwings on a Predator
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Mar 18, 2016 22:40
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middle school children get screwed by a bad rimjob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIWBdcnByU
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Tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:No more slavery talk please. You shouldn't laugh, this kid died. My friend was a policeman on the scene and he had to be the one to notify his next of pumpkin .
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Chicken Doodle posted:Some guy in Austin TX claimed Whole Foods wrote Fag on his "love wins" cake. He released a picture as well as opened a lawsuit. This reminds of the2008 Mcain/Pailin volunteer who tried to claim that on Election Day a 6"5 black guy in " Shiny Shoes" robbed her at an ATM and then drew a B on her face with a knife while screaming " You're going to be a Barak supporter bitch!" Drudge and Fox both went wild with stories of Strapping Young Bucks and Thugs intimidating and mutilationg precious, pure, virginal white women. Of course after 2 seconds of questioning her story falls apart completely. She then claim she had amnesia and woke up with a "B" carved on her face, and that her story of being attacked by black men was the the most logical conclusion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Todd_mugging_hoax
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Here's a weird one. http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-04-05-coleco-chameleon-boss-i-am-officially-tabling-the-console-venture-for-good A guy who had the brilliant idea to make a 300 dollar cartridge based console in 2016 got scammed out of almost 8,000 dollars by a con man. It was going to be called the RetroVGS, and it was supposed to play SNES and Genesis cartridges at 1080p with only an HDMI out, with additional indie games to be programmed for it, without the ability to upgrade or patch the games. The cartridges were going to be cost almost 50 dollars, much, much more than the same game on Steam. But it was on a cartridge! They first tried to get a Kickstarter going, but Kickstarter requires a working prototype, so it was cancelled. They tried again with Indiegogo, but it fell 1,918,842 dollars short of their 2 million dollar goal. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/retro-vgs#/ After this they tried to piggy back on a cultural zeitgeist at the zenith of it's popularity by branding it the " Coleco Chameleon". The international holding company that owns the Colecovision name said this was fine as long as they didn't have to pay for anything. With Colecovision on board everything was starting to look up and they then tried to fund it themselves. They were contacted by a former engineer who claimed he could have a working prototype in 30 days for 4,000 dollars. The project lead (Mike Kennedy) apparently didn't think it was odd the the engineer ( one Sean Lee Robinson, who we'll get too in a minute) didn't have a bank account and needed all the checks given to him to be cashed with Mike present at Mike's bank. Kennedy gave Sean 3 seperate checks totaling 8,000 dollars. He was given explicit instructions by Sean not to let anyone photograph or even view the back of his prototype. It was playing SNES games on a CRT monitor,which was odd because it was supposed to only have an HDMI out. A few people at the Toy Fair were not impressed, and claimed they didn't even know if the prototype was even plugged in, so Mike allowed them to photo the back of the console to prove it was indeed plugged in and running. Some people who saw it immediately called bullshit. Turns out the "prototype" was just an SNES motherboard shoved inside an Atari Jaguar shell running a flashdrive to emulate old SNES games. https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/699662592218787841?ref_src=twsrc^tfw After a few days of speculation the designers released a picture of a clear version of the console to show how it was all new hardware and not just some SNES guts. This was a bad idea as the hardware was just a PC capture card, once again shoved inside a Jaguar shell. Turns out Sean Robinson was a well known scammer who had been selling bunk MAME boards to people for the past 15 years. He has been charged 7 times with Grand Theft and spent a year in prison . http://www.megalextoria.com/forum2/index.php?t=msg&goto=297838& https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.games.video.arcade.collecting/3GHJlQ2mErk When all this came to light Coleco said " we can't allow the hallowed name of Colecovision to be sullied by this failure" and announced they were withdrawing their name and cancelling any association they had with the project. It was announced today that the project was officially over. Your Gay Uncle has a new favorite as of 23:13 on May 3, 2016 |
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Nitrox posted:Why in the gently caress do people want an exact thing that already exists, but willing to pay several times more for it? If you want to play Nintendo games, play them on actual Nintendo? Or Steam? Or emulator? I don't understand You mean you don't want a cartridge version of Shovel Knight 8 months after it's released on Steam that costs an extra 40 dollars and has no way to get DLC or patches? Well jokes on you because the cartridge will only grow in value as collectors snatch them up, making them very rare!
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Say Nothing posted:Some people just seem to turn to garbage when they hit 40. How did he have a weight problem AND a coke problem? Was he cutting it with confectioners sugar?
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BOOTY-ADE posted:CSI: Ephebophile Cover-Up Unit I picture Ice T walking into every interrogation and knocking the fedora off the suspects head
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Platystemon posted:If this isn’t staged, I want to see T‐rex guy press charges. The hoverboard instructions say to keep at least an arms length away cars, so the T-Rex is in the clear legally.
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this dog be all like " HOLY poo poo LOOK AT THE MERMAIDS'.
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Regalingualius posted:Have some personal 'freude. my wife's uncle once accidentally hit the " share to facebook" button a couple times while browing " ebony teen creampies" on Pornhub. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA&index=6&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA Some people start livestream trolling some twitch kids. Basically they watch they people streaming multiplayer games, see what server they are on, see where they are hiding the just ram drones into them. The moneyshot is around 7:19.
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exploding mummy posted:This is one my favorite courthouse takedowns
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths a few highlights wikipedia posted:455 BC: Aeschylus, the great Athenian author of tragedies. Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed by a tortoise dropped by an eagle that had mistaken his bald head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile. Pliny, in his Naturalis Historić, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avert a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object. wikipedia posted:206 BC: One ancient account of the death of Chrysippus, the 3rd century BC Greek Stoic philosopher, tells that he died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs; he told a slave to give the donkey neat wine to drink to wash them down with, and then, "...having laughed too much, he died" (Diogenes Laertius 7.185).[20] wikipedia posted:1346: John of Bohemia, after being blind for 10 years, died in the Battle of Crecy when he tied his army's horse reins to his own and charged. He was slaughtered in the ensuing fight.[30] wikipedia posted:1854: William Snyder, a 13 year old, died when a circus clown swung him around by his heels.[45] wikipedia posted:1982: David Grundman was killed near Lake Pleasant, Arizona, U.S., while shooting at cacti with his shotgun. After he fired several shots at a 26 ft (8 m) tall Saguaro Cactus from extremely close range, a 4 ft (1.2 m) limb of the cactus detached and fell on him, crushing him.[79][80][81] wikipedia posted:1993: Garry Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer in Toronto, Canada, fell to his death on 9 July 1993 after he threw himself against a window on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in an attempt to prove to a group of visitors that the glass was "unbreakable", a demonstration he had done many times before. The glass did not break, but popped out of the window frame, and Hoy fell to his death.[86][87] wikipedia posted:2007: Humberto Hernandez, a 24-year-old Oakland, California, resident, was killed after being struck in the face by an airborne fire hydrant while walking. A passing car had struck the fire hydrant and the water pressure shot the hydrant at Hernandez with enough force to kill him.[100][101][102]
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Kids shouldn't be allowed on furniture that nice anyway
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Moo Bitch Get out da way
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Conservative blogger has a nice 24 minute meltdown when Obama gets re-elected. Around 8:00 she picks up her camera and shows you her trailer, where she keeps her tv on a couch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw
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http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/florida-man-convicted-in-road-rage-death-shot-and-killed-after-roadside-confrontation/ Florida Man who killed someone in a road rage confrontation is killed in a road rage confrontation!
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Good way to gently caress up your rack
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Good News: you finally hit a coconut. Bad News: coconuts are hard as poo poo .
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Memento posted:Yeah but isn't it also Satan's dusty asscrack only hotter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Yeah man, cars are totally mysterious and unpredictable. That's why NASCAR drivers can race side by side in a corner at nearly 200 miles an hour. That's why formula one drivers can take hairpins a insane speeds. That's why WRC drivers can do 80mph sideways through the woods while hitting jumps. That's why NHRA dragsters can hit like 300mph in a quarter mile. Cars: totally and completely incomprehensible mysteries. That accident was totally and completely avoidable, and 100% caused by that driver making terrible decisions followed by not knowing how to actually handle his vehicle in an emergency. To be fair Slugnoid could be a woman driver.
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