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Say Nothing posted:Scar your child for life with snapchat filters. I'd be frightened just by my parents trying to add me on snapchat.
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Weatherman posted:filling an empty balloon with butane from a cigarette lighter. Don't give me a great idea for the next time I'm drunk. heck, I'm always drunk, brb
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titties posted:drat dude it's 2015, you use the triggers and have full analog control over your throttle and brake The PS2 had analog buttons aswell as triggers.
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Goldskull posted:In High School there was a kid called Sandy about 5 years older than me who had 2 fingers on one hand. He'd left/graduated by the time I found out why in Science Club from the teacher that took that. He thought it was a good idea to make a firework/rocket out of a copper tube at home knowing what he knew from Chemistry class, and stealing the ingredients. Having hammered one end closed, then filling it with what amounts to gunpowder, he then hammered the other end closed I am truly surprised I still have all my fingers and eyes after reading Jolly Rogers Cookbook. A lot of the stuff in it was above my comprehension at the time so I improvised. I wanted to make detonators for whatever reason so I got Ramset charges from my uncles work shed (Ramset charges are from those gun things used to punch holes in concrete - look like blanks). I then stole a long spool of magnesium strips. I then got the pliers out and peeled the charges open and stuffed some magnesium stripping into it, then recrimped the charge closed with pliers again. Then I lit it in the laundry. I immediately panicked and in the rush to get out I locked the screen door so ran back to the charge and threw it into a camping pot. The lid went through the ceiling and I was in a lot of trouble.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:19
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A class in my school decided for senior prank that it would be a good idea to dress their younger brother up in the uniform of the local girls college, and then have 'her' wait after school at the pickup area. Then 4 seniors in balaclavas drove up and kidnapped her. It was a loving huge shitfight with the police and media trying to figure out who the kidnappers were and who the victim actually was.
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Nov 14, 2015 11:40
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amityville anus posted:Pre-9/11 or post-9/11? I get the feeling that would make a deference, considering the balaclavas. Pre- it was 1999 i think, i finished a few years later. Roro posted:Got any articles to prove it? Because it sounds like bullshit, no offence. I googled '(hometown) senoir prank 1999 kidnapping' and didn't get poo poo. Sorry but I guess a town of 10000 didnt archive online at the time. I WILL check records though when I can cos i wanna read the drama again.
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Nov 15, 2015 09:47
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Subjunctive posted:That's not quite right as a description of short selling (you borrow shares and then have to return them at an agreed time, you're not racing the close of the sale or whatever), but short-position investment is very fertile schafenfreude terrain. There aren't a lot of investment vehicles where the upside is mathematically limited and the downside unlimited. Many years ago when I was working for a nightclub, the owner would pay me $10 an hour and free booze and food all day to 'lay the favourite' on every horse race running in Australia. Which means he bets $100 that the favourite horse will not win, if it wins he loses that $100 and an additional $100. If he wins he gets his $100 back and another $100. Holy crap he made some money, each day the same thing, a few turbulent hours then gravy train. UNTIL his business partner arrived who was more of a gambling addict and would assure my boss of 'sure thing bets' and all profits would be gone. HAHAHA I laughed so hard everytime he arrived cos I knew the poo poo was gonna hit the fan. Those were some shonky people. They offered me a one time job as a Bookies clerk at the races. I didn't know the bookie beforehand and he was flown in from interstate. Turns out he was printing bets after the fact and the timestamp on the receipts were before the race (he changed the clock on his computer) and used that as 'evidence' to show the jockey club that he didn't make as much money as he really did, and didn't have to pay a bigger share of profits to the club. One of them was also an ex-PA for Hugh Hefner which in my young 20 something year old eyes was like a god.
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Nov 20, 2015 09:26
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ravenkult posted:Holy poo poo this is gold. That was great. It's like this whole threads reaction to them in video form.
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Nov 20, 2015 12:04
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Undercover Aussie motorbike cop pulling over a bunch of people using mobile phones while driving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1iw5Vdim8 (it's illegal here - not sure about the USA)
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The Nards Pan posted:Yeah, I kinda get the impression that she's had a pretty ruff life. HAHA!
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Those were hard times indeed! I have like 5 CDRs somewhere in storage with tiny pre-youtube video clips I collected from around the web. Also realmedia, good god that was pure shi*buffering* I have the Star Wars Christmas Special somewhere in .rm format. Compressed to poo poo and terrible, both the quality and the content.
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Dec 19, 2015 05:11
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Birb Katter posted:Have some mining scootenfruity with a bit of swearing so I was there - 10 or so metres behind the cameraman. It was terrifying. Our cameras shooting the offical footage had the tapes taken right there and then. I love how it was leaked out though.
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I know its pages back, but I'm catching up and the song was playing when i saw the gif and thought it worked: https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/4IcC6gS.gif&v=bcJnXBax8-s
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Jan 30, 2016 10:31
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Astrobastard posted:I found this one, seems pretty concise The next FineBrosTM React TM video better be "elders react to their lovely sons and their money grubbing ways" TM
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Feb 1, 2016 12:09
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:HELP ME JANICE!!! I think everyone through the ages of the internet has always disapproved of Janice.
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Feb 26, 2016 12:51
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I love Janice I do admit, I love the way she laughed like a villain who has her enemy dead to rights.
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Feb 26, 2016 15:20
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AzureSkys posted:The great and wonderful Captain Disillusion showed we were fooled with a couple lightning strike videos that made for seemingly great schadenfreude. That video was pretty cringe worthy. Some nice nice debunking though.
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Mar 19, 2016 10:16
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Drone_Fragger posted:I'm sure you'd probably honk your horn if on the way to work someone just decided "nah, I'm done with driving for today" and abandoned his car in the middle of the road infront of you. You just described the start of this great movie: 
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Mar 22, 2016 08:56
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LawfulWaffle posted:In memorandum: Now this really needs to be made, in memorium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUY6lDja-DE
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Mar 23, 2016 08:40
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Memento posted:The first play there reminds me of this one from a bunch of years ago. AFL umpires are almost always ex-players in some capacity, and I guess old habits die hard. There's a similar one from around that time if I remember correctly. But it was the Goal Umpire who marked the ball and prevented a goal.
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Helios Grime posted:A huge leak of documents called the "Panama Papers" from a Panama off shore company shows all the people (politicians, celebs and criminals) that are hiding money. The interviews are really nice schadenfreude. They're rich. Nothing will come of this unfortunately.
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Apr 4, 2016 09:12
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Helios Grime posted:Newly appointed head of FIFA Gianni (Babyhead) Infantino just got linked to some dubious Panama Papers about selling TV rights below value. A few pages back I said that nothing would eventuate from the the Panama Papers. Oh so wrong I was. The Iceland PM resigning over it for one.
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A page or 2 ago there was the GIF of the trailer detaching and causing an incident. I had a similar experience a few years ago: Parked my car on a slight incline near a friends house, proceeded to crack open a beer and watch 'some rear end in a top hat' reversing down the hill slowly. That was my car. A few seconds after laughing at it and seeing the licence plate I managed to run in my flipflops down a wet garden, carefully put my beer on the curb without breaking stride, fiddle with my keyless entry and get into the car. It was maybe a foot or two from a fence. Humphreys has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Apr 13, 2016 11:38
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What was the protest about?
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If I was a trucker that would be definitely on my bucket list.
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Apr 18, 2016 10:59
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Control Volume posted:lol, I once got locked in a BMW when I was growing up because I decided to chill in the car while my parents went to a gift shop somewhere to pick something up quick, which turned into an hour long chat with the loving cashier. Tried to get out after half an hour due to boredom and the car thought it was being burgled and kept the doors from opening and started blaring the alarm. They ignored the car alarm going off for like half an hour while the doors refused to open and I was looking around for things to smash the window open because it was getting too hot when they finally came out going "oh that was the car alarm we were so annoyed with the entire time we were talking!" HAHA. Reminds me of the time I convinced my parents to leave me at a part of a casino that had Sega Rally. They gave me a shitload of coins and let me go free while they were touring the building for business. It ended up being a fun conversation between them and the police.
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Roro posted:New forums user JanIrvam is having a hard time fitting in. Is the shadenfreude on me for not having an account with access to that. Or is it you for pouncing on someone new? Please screencap.
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Testekill posted:Melbourne did have some pretty poo poo weather during the day yesterday so I am not shocked at all. Escape from MelB
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Kurieg posted:Former marine found out a family friend was molesting his daughter. Sent him a text message from his daughter's phone saying that she needed a ride in a little bit after a shower. Guy shows up. Former marine records the ensuing confrontation up to the cops showing up. This is a satisfying story.
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Unfunny Poster posted:http://i.imgur.com/ho6iu3X.webm Really late to the game here but, I'll take one for the team: That seal be like "I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!"
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May 18, 2016 09:52
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Prosecutors in the 'Dalls Buyers Club' piracy case do a big 180 when the defendant agrees to the polygraph test. https://torrentfreak.com/filmmakers-ask-pirate-take-polygraph-backtrack-agrees-160518/
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May 22, 2016 10:18
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Jamfrost posted:I don't understand. Why didn't he just think about baseball or cricket rules? It might make it worse. He should have tried thinking about NRL State of Origin losses.
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May 25, 2016 11:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkq9qjzB9UQ Poor dog though 
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chitoryu12 posted:Old Playboys are legit. They have surprisingly little porn in them and are mostly restaurant and movie reviews, interviews (including politicians like the mayor of NYC), and clothing ads. The letters sections are also full of counterculture stuff, like pro-LGBT writings in the 1960s. Old Playboy's are amazing reads. I was caught reading one when I was a kid and mum could see I was actually reading the article
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It's coming from inside the thread! HAHAHA
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quote:A dramatic video released by Lithuanian police on June 11 shows a Volvo driver leading them on a high-speed chase on rural roads two days before, creating a smokescreen with their car's exhaust, and throwing spikes to try to slow down the pursuing police vehicle. Police said the chase took place near the city of Marijampolė, and that the driver had put the police officers' lives at risk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hePrs5TyE0A And here, have another compilation of cops verses hoons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRGZrpz-2UQ
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Gromit posted:A friend bought ships for a bunch of us when it was first announced so we could have co-op LAN sessions zipping about in space. It's a constant source of pleasure for me to check with him every month to see how the scam is coming along. I bought into the original SC crowndfunding hype and had money to spare so shelled out some money, didn't really follow it all that much for a while until some incarnation of this thread talked about the issues and pointed me to the SC thread and how to sell ships on the grey market. Made a good profit and will wait and see. I want it to be great, but at this point I couldn't care less. I already have more than enough games on steam that I haven't played yet, plus new old stock sealed PS2 games I bought back when they were current that I have to find time to play aswell.
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