Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

RIP Andrew :(

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

When he says "I got away with it," is he referring to jacking off on camera? Because he didn't get away with it.


Also, someone needs to do a Roundabout edit to the clip of him jerking on webcam and realizing it's on.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

organburner posted:

Why the gently caress do long boarders keep going down loving normal roads with traffic?

That first one was a freeboard... And if you want to see some loving brutal wipeouts, watch freeboard falls. It's basically a skateboard with some caster-wheels attached so it kinda steers and stops like a snowboard. It's also incredibly easy to "catch an edge" like a snowboard and be flung face forward into the concrete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68m2pJeYnZc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv-CA77Ey20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_YBac1keak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMC06Jk_x_A

Nice POV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9zHpyssJi0


And here's just a nice compilation video of downhill skateboarders falling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMC06Jk_x_A

Scarf has a new favorite as of 20:34 on May 17, 2016

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Stofu posted:

I wouldn't touch freeboards with a giant stick. That thing is pretty much a death contraption for inexperienced people.
The guys who make it look real smooth have been practicing for many years. They don't show the crazy amounts of road rash they got to get to that point.

I'm a moderately advanced snowboarder and yeah... gently caress those things

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
A bit of good and bad scootinfrooty all in one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yznSBjsYSRE

Good scootfroot because this scammer is finally getting exposed, bad scootfroot for the gullible people who fell for it.

This is a new take on the classic "pay-for-play" music scam. Hey, submit your song/album/video for this award (for a nominal fee) and you/your band could win (everybody wins...)! What'd you win? Why the right to give us money to promote your music to all these great radio stations across the country (which are internet-only, and which we created/own)!

My band apparently "won" for best jazz EP, but I don't remember any of us talking about submitting it to this poo poo, and I drat sure didn't pay to do so.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
What's the chinese translation for "The Way of the Intercepting Hoof?"

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
P. good compilation of guitar fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVF_w5XvlLg

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

chitoryu12 posted:

Also, is there any documented incident of a guitar strap spin going right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lagPPubKeTE

You just need a good strap, and strap-locks.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Like a young Zach Morris.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
I really don't know where to post this so here we go


Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
MY POOP IS COMING!

Hello thread title for forever.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

here's some good drift-trike fails:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXFEepI3Sxs

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight


WOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAARRRRR

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

KozmoNaut posted:

I apologize in advance for the watermark.

http://i.imgur.com/nNrXR9R.webm

what an odd trick

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Say Nothing posted:

Terrible mma fighters.

"loving FIGHT YOU PUSSY!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRFBNXgcVA&hd=1

the best part is that there's apparently a canadian mma network/channel/whatever called "MM-Eh?"

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Sagebrush posted:

Sometimes, your imagination is better than any possible reality.



Kids are already oblivious to their surroundings, but if you put a kid on a scooter, it just gets amplified. Search for "scooter kid" and "crash," or "fail" or something like that on youtube and you'll see a ton of videos of kids on scooters getting absolutely wrecked in skateparks because they're just cruising around not paying attention to what's going on around them.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Serious question is this the It's Tape kid?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTW8IplsKmM

Hot Ones is one of my favorite series of videos on Youtube. Sean Evans (the host) conducts an interview with a celebrity while they both eat their way through 10 hot wings, each tossed in an increasingly hotter hot sauce. Some people handle it pretty well (David Cross held it together pretty well), others fail miserably. DJ Khaled tapped out super early.

This one with Kevin Hart is pretty drat good in terms of someone genuinely and hilariously expressing how hot some of these wings are, while still trying to participate in an interview.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

They should really rename it Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Stunts

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

mother fucker must've gotten an F.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Look out all feminists, here comes your worst nightmare, a few doughy waddling tech nerds!!

You fool, even the most hardened feminazi is turned into a puddle of sex-goo at the sight of orthopedic walking shoes!

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Stex T posted:

This is rigged this is more rigged than pro wrestling I mean how is this even possible???

Simple arithmetic?

Dude in the center had the lead and knew what he had to wager to keep glasses kid from beating him if they both got it right.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
I legit got nervous when that plow was headed for the cop car blade first...

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Dango Bango posted:

I'm fully rested and it was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

Without the "this way," it'd make a pretty great card.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Chichevache posted:

No Prisoners! is a fantastic motorcycle crash compilation that updates semiannually. Now that 2016 is over they have posted part 2. Over in SA's motorcycle forum, Cycle Asylum, we watch it to laugh at idiots and stay sharp on all the stupid mistakes other riders make. It can be very informative and I would recommend it to all riders or people who plan on becoming one. It is also packed with Schadenfreude.


Be warned, it is 2 hours long and does contain some clips that probably (definitely and hopefully, because surviving being impaled and set on fire is just too cruel) resulted in death. Most clips are clowns who target-fixate off the road or ride beyond their own limits and the roads conditions. Some of them make the gravest mistake of all: riding in the third world. A few are just downright unlucky. If you have any questions about what contributed to a certain crash (hint: rider negligence) feel free to ask in the Cycle Asylum Video thread. Someone there will be happy to answer.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2032191


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUmevSHFJk

Quick tip for anyone that's going to watch: If the footage is rather grainy, looks like a traffic camera, or you hear a language other than english... there's a higher chance you're about to witness something gruesome.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
AWD is fantastic in snow, but yeah, you still have to know how to drive in snow. I absolutely breeze by people in my forester.

Ice on the other hand... you're hosed regardless of what you drive.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Solice Kirsk posted:

Not if you're driving a dog sled team.

You sure about that?

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Zipperelli. posted:

This is just delicious.

They didn't just blow the lead, they blew it to one of the most hated teams in the NFL I'm a Patriots fan. I can't wait for the reaction videos and memes. I need Patriots haters and Falcons fan's tears to quench my thirst.

I just wanted ATL to win bc there's two Clemson guys on their roster and I wanted to see them get rings this year since they didn't in college :smith:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

chitoryu12 posted:


In lighter news, the schadenfreude is that you're not part of the most embarrassing fight of 2016:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jBX5wcZjJE

I think... I think this was featured at Sundance last year..

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Platystemon posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Schadenfreude: He fell.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Holy hell

https://twitter.com/Cinnamon_Bruns/status/862020254217777152

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

I haven't laughed this hard in a loving WHILE

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

As someone who recently started running his dashcam at all times, I can confirm but would add (in the case of the last gentleman seen here) "or trying to make *you* kill *them*"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXJqj4lJ0o

So you call a guy a dickhead for (albeit illegally) passing you, while you're the one cruising in the left lane :confused:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

What an odd trick.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Electric Co-Ops in South Carolina pull out of a projected $23 billion, 9 year effort to construct a new nuclear power plant, after charging residents of the state $1.4 billion in rate charges.

http://www.thestate.com/news/local/article164544862.html


And also schaden on me since I was still a resident/customer in SC during this time period :smith: :homebrew:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Stex T posted:

After dousing babies in beer, I'm sure this was exactly what Jays fans deserve.



Is... is that an out?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply