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Two all-time classics.Triticum Guzzler posted:There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me. Triticum Guzzler posted:
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 07:29 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:50 |
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:05 |
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Another amazing Triticum Guzzler post.Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Aug 14, 2020 |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 17:24 |
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Did someone say Mr. Sunshine?GE Cafe posted:I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is GE Cafe: http://i.imgur.com/VPKPgbp.jpg staff note: this was inline and untagged
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 05:55 |
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Sleeveless posted:Modern GBS is a Breitbart FYAD-light, there's no room for jokes. This is a really bad quote.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 14:55 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:You are an unfunny vanilla white noise posting waste of loving life and the sheer effort you put into being worthless is almost admirable if only because it would be easier to do something or anything worth reading even once in your entire time here you loving abyss
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 02:19 |
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This is one of my favorite forums quotes.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 03:00 |
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Even when goons are really into sports, they're still goons:Benny the Snake posted:I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 06:38 |
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Jedit posted:That mom quote about the blood clot reminds me of a comment someone made in discussion of the krokodil thread, which was "TCC: a forum for arm reduction". Anyone remember where that was or who was responsible for it? It's one of those things that became such a commonplace that nobody remembers who said it first, but I think it was in one of the dozens of GBS threads that mocked TCC. Specifically it was about that one TCC poster who fell asleep on their arm in a drug-induced stupor for so long it literally killed off all the nerve function and had to fight the doctors to keep them from amputating it.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 10:56 |
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rodbeard posted:Wait so SMG is actually funny when he's posting outside of CD? No. No he isn't.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 22:48 |
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PBS Newshour posted:SMG is always funny, like it is amazing people get piss off about his funny posts. Why are you getting angry at the funny? You mistake people rolling their eyes at his dumb gimmick with anger.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 00:18 |
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Karate Bastard posted:What the hell? Avshalom is a dumb gimmick shitposter that other bad posters like for some reason.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 09:27 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I sometimes ask questions for which I know there are no answers that will improve my life in any way. What is book of Ariel. Her stupid gimmick is writing about being possessed by Ariel Sharon and/or "erotic" dreams about same. I assume she just congealed all her various bullshit posts on the subject into a PDF or something.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 10:37 |
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:The everest threads are actually really good and cover a lot more stuff than just everest if you read them. Sure theres dudes who've never climbed a mountain in their life making GBS threads on the difficulty of it but there are some very smart people talking about a lot of similar and related topics and effort posting, it can be pretty interesting. There are people who take it way too far, at the end of the day Everest is an easy mountain compared to literally everything around it, doesn't mean it's an Easy Mountain though. Just ignore the crap stuff. The greatest enemy of PYF posting: someone who actually knows something about what he's talking about.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 02:59 |
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Sunswipe posted:Outfuckingstanding. I've got this glorious image in my head now. Chris is snorting enough cocaine to let Columbia buy the world and shouting about procedurally-generated tortoises. Sandi, carrying a battery powered hair clipper and a magnifying glass, is hunting terrified junior staff members. Disco Lando is playing Elite: Dangerous on his VR headset and wondering how long he can get away with pretending that's important research. Alexis is sending some Star Citizen merchandise back to the manufacturer because it's too high quality and it would be dangerous to get their customers used to anything being well made. Ryan Archer sits in a corner, changing every tenth word in The Great Gatsby prior to sending it to a publisher under his own name. Programmers sit at their desks, sending to CVs to any company that has never heard of CIG. A couple of them dangle from the ceiling by nooses, smiles on their faces. An occasional pistol shot is heard as an artist has their previously accepted work sent back for the twentieth time. Amid all this, still trapped in his seat from the last video recording, Ben Lesnick squints at a pile of old Wing Commander boxes, counting the discs within largely by touch, sometimes tentatively biting one to check whether it's a disc or just another of the novelty cookies his wife makes in a desperate attempt to get him to look at her the way he looks at Chris Roberts.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 02:24 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 18:17 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:(paraphrased from ) It's cool how you have this weird vendetta about Brown Moses and are championing conspiracy theories to try to prove he's Actually Bad And Stupid or whatever your goal is here.
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 08:16 |
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TetsuoTW posted:No, he just gets weirdly personally offended whenever someone talks poo poo about Brown Moses. If by this you mean I get weirdly personally offended by conspiracy theorists excusing war crimes, then you're correct. Usually those types show up on these forums to scream and bitch about Brown Moses, so I can see how you'd get confused.
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 17:10 |
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I think (hope) it's a parody of an infamous post on the Bioware forums where somebody wrote out an enormously detailed analysis of what an alien girl's sweat tasted like. Bioware mocked it in the third game where the alien girl basically says "It's sweat, what the gently caress is wrong with you?"
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 04:34 |
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That's a drat good post.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 01:09 |
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The thread about those stupid militia hicks in Oregon was getting derailed by a bunch of gently caress DA POLICE posts. Then this happened:Hermetic posted:I am sorry, but you are addressing HERMETIC, the corporation created by Lowtax when I signed up for this forum. I, Hermetic, the sovereign poster do not enter into a joinder to agree to these rules about "derails", and will protect myself from attempts to violate my freedom by any means necessary. Otisburg posted:There is no gold fringe on this thread so I can post about how circumcision is actually good and cool. The Ape of Naples posted:How much should one tip a Mohel? Rick_Hunter posted:With...the tip?
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 07:36 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:*in extremely PYF voice* Quoting this as a funny forum quote.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 00:55 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Once when I was around 8 or 9 I was hanging out with my cousin at a park. We went back to his place and smelled something terrible. We tracked the smell down to his room and found that his beloved Guinea Pig Marbles had died. We were both very sad and decided he should be cremated like they had done with Grandpa. That way we could could save his ashes in a Batman cup and leave them on the mantle.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 19:39 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Did you expect an instant transformation the first day it came back? He's not interested in things like facts, he just wants to proclaim how great and correct he is because he Doesn't Like GBS.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 15:19 |
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wayfinder posted:Chevrolet is the manufacturer. You're actually thinking of Chevrolet's Monster
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 23:47 |
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I usually hate "close forumid=X" posts but this one is magnificent.Menstrual Show posted:Donald likes piss,
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 17:02 |
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Streak posted:if i hate women so much, why do i keep trying to have sex with them????? Moon Atari posted:Because you want to make them suffer?
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 01:24 |
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Dabir posted:
I appreciate this very obscure joke.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 00:21 |
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Man I'm so sick of people posting about Pick.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 00:14 |
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cock hero flux posted:gently caress you Network is a good movie This is a good forums quote.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 23:25 |
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From an otherwise terrible thread involving the "burst water pipe" catchphrase.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 03:45 |
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mllaneza posted:Paprika is vastly underrated as a spice. it's not just for goulash people ! QUACKTASTIC posted:Can we not do this here? The correct term is Hungarians.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 10:35 |
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I really need to make a "SA's greatest posts" doc for The F Plus to read.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 04:32 |
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VanSandman posted:Diet-Michelle-Obama runs DnD now. It's kind of amazing watching white person after white person melt down when she points out what they are saying/the language that they are using is either: A. Racist in intent, B. Racist in usage or C. Racist by implication, even if that's not the intent. That's a very strange way to describe her Tumblr-level (complete with appropriate gif) posting. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 09:33 on Sep 7, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 09:30 |
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It's funny how the people who flame out and post long dramatic letters proclaiming the forums to be dead and terrible and No Fun Anymore and get permabanned are always the ones who come back under multiple new accounts.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 23:32 |
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I'm not a fan of Postmodernism but I'm going to clarify a few things about it for Karate Bastard's benefit. Peterson's wrong because gender identity and pronoun issues have little or nothing to do with Postmodernism. There's a distant relationship in much the same way as human beings and oak trees are distantly related biologically. Then there's his implication that Postmodernism is a kind of Trojan horse for Marxists. That's just an old right-wing conspiracy theory that the alt-right has resuscitated. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 10:06 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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sebmojo posted:This is not a funny forums quote Apologies. In recompense, enjoy some classic Lowtax: Lowtax posted:You're the dumbest motherfucker this side of the Pecos, and I have absolutely no idea what side of the Pecos the servers are on. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 10:21 on Sep 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 10:19 |
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Whiz Palace posted:I wonder if the Hegel namecheck was based on something that actually happened or if it just seemed like something he'd do. HEY GAL and I are in the same profession and have talked about it on the forums.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 07:29 |
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And Tyler Too! posted:http://www.krust.life/ My God that's sad.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 23:43 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/912284220067893248 That Works posted:Unlike his father he is turning left.
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