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Memento posted:Rubbing alcohol for outside boo-boos, drinking alcohol for inside boo-boos
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Now that is a post.
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Aug 16, 2020 18:19
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Captain Teh what a gimmick.
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Aug 27, 2020 19:18
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Goddamn this is such a wonderful post. So many layers!
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Casu Marzu posted:Bog Butter is a thing and apparently delicious, so I guess we should try tossing a wheel of cheese in a bog and make someone dig it up in the post apocalyptic 22nd century. Whooping Crabs posted:I love the fact that the "see also" on the wikipedia page for bog butter is adipocere (corpse wax) tribbledirigible posted:Smen is stored in the bogs.
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Sep 15, 2020 05:07
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The real pros just keep track of the handful of moments during the day when they're not making GBS threads. They refer to these as "pinches".
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I mean... isn't it, though? Neddy Seagoon posted:I could totally buy that there's at least one person actually named Protoss Ho in South Korea, given how insanely-popular Starcraft is there. As god is my witness, a high-level safety compliance officer at Kia Motors America is named Jurassic S. Park. https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2019/RCAK-19V109-4087.pdf That guy was definitely actually named Protoss Ho.
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Nov 11, 2020 09:27
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We live in an age of wonders.
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EorayMel posted:How do you rack up three probations before the year is even half over? gently caress you, get out. The wom thread was quite the forums event.
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canyoneer posted:There's a huge pokemon card bubble right now, inspired by a dirtbag youtuber who just bought an extremely rare first edition misprint for $700k. Lol.
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Dec 30, 2020 18:03
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Jan 9, 2021 20:17
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Hahahhahahah
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Jan 20, 2021 02:11
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Do not sleep on this.
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Jan 26, 2021 18:42
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You could jack off for part of it.
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Jan 27, 2021 09:32
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This may be a bit helldumpy, but whenever I see a poster from ye olden days I check their post history to see if they're still with us, and well: killaer posted:I bite mine off. It's pretty hosed up but I basically bite the surface off and then see if I can essentially dig them out with my teeth. You'll know that it's working when you are taking bite and it's like this pyramidal stringy tissue. Hard to describe. I just dig em out with my teeth. Usually after a shower. They start healing, and after a day or two I dig em out again. Each time they heal over, they have less and less 'strength'. Eventually they dont grow back at all. Did this with like 3 warts on the side of my thumb a few years apart. It's pretty hosed up and they might be growing wart tree in my stomach now but gently caress it. This is from the "Warts" thread in the Goon Doctor.
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Feb 3, 2021 22:47
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Phoneposting sucks, the box is so small.
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Mar 8, 2021 05:10
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If you've never wrapped a Johnsonville cheddarwurst in a piece of sourdough bread and dressed it with ketchup and spicy brown mustard you're definitely not me.
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Mar 11, 2021 09:19
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freeedr posted:Sounds like SVT. They probably pushed adenosine on you. It gets you back to a normal rhythm by stopping your heart from beating. Thankfully it wears off in a couple of seconds so your heart starts beating again, this time hopefully in a sinus rhythm, but also sometimes in an even worse rhythm that might make you dead There's an easier way. 
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Mar 17, 2021 16:26
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Hard disagree, that sucked rear end.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:09
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Holy poo poo hell yeah.
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Apr 18, 2021 19:45
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The trick to drunkposting is not to announce it, it's to just become progressively more bold in your posting style until you can unseat the mods and take their lofty thrones.
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Apr 22, 2021 19:24
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What a saga.
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Apr 24, 2021 21:36
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Just lol if you don't have any hot cousins.
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Apr 29, 2021 08:21
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ekuNNN posted:Everyone fails in their own special way: mrfart posted:Why do Americans always act like them have healthcare.
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May 1, 2021 21:04
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There's a lot of drama and pathos in that quote sequence.
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Jun 1, 2021 08:49
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Holy poo poo do not sleep on that thread.
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Jun 3, 2021 18:56
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Mx. posted:somebody posted this person's chat logs of them being disgustingly racist Zamujasa posted:"I'm not not racist, but" hooman posted:The dreaded "I am racist and"
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Free webmaster77
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sebmojo posted:Medicinal and paste both have only one stressed syllable, it's not a haiku. I've heard some wild takes on metricality on these forums but "only stressed syllables count" is my new favorite.
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Aug 27, 2021 09:29
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lmao
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teen witch posted:Christ that’s a telling maneuver from Cross, and not in a good way. Way to show you have not only learned nothing, but are totally cool bringing back something up that was long dead! Screaming Idiot posted:*unsheathes a glittering katana with the word "Cancel" etched into the blade in Hiragana* Pththya-lyi posted:Unless you happen to be Japanese, that's cultural appropriation. Screaming Idiot posted:*nods stoically and impales himself in the gut*
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Imagined posted:For sale: sex couch, never used. mobby_6kl posted:How do you use it? I don't see any... openings CaptainBeefart posted:If you don't see any openings, you're the opening.
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Sep 22, 2021 07:25
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I guess it's always better to make a post than not make one.
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Oct 5, 2021 10:28
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Sapozhnik posted:can you make a separate pyf bans thread or something gently caress off, ban archaeology is a reputable field of study.
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Oct 15, 2021 10:12
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Breetai posted:Can't quote it directly or attribute it because I only briefly saw it in a Facebook post and I can't trawl the entire fast moving thread on my phone, but: Holy gently caress.
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Nov 11, 2021 23:07
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2009 is much later than I would have guessed for such a bad post.
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Nov 18, 2021 08:11
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Platystemon posted:If you’re trolling now, this is next level, but I have to try it with bold tags. Because of this post I looked at your probe from August and I just wanna say that was a really funny joke that you got probed for and it's even funnier that it whiffed so hard you caught a 1 day.
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Here:Platystemon posted:
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