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One of my favourites;quote:A better analogy would be if someone walks into a championship tournament, says "GEE I THINK I MAY HAVE TRANSCENDED THE UNDERSTANDING OF SOME OF YOU GRANDMASTERS HERE, WANT TO JOIN MY NEW SCHOOL OF CHESS STRATEGY?", then loses by scholar's mate twice in the first round.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 03:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:25 |
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Ryoshi posted:Everyone should go to the leper colony right now and read El Spider's post-probation meltdown, typed out as the probation reasons for several other posters until he got banned. Holy crap, not just banned but permabanned .
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 17:09 |
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VendaGoat posted:You mean the headbutt guy in a call of Cthulu game? I have no idea how anyone could think of this as a bad gaming experience, Call of Cthulu or no. I always lose it at "PhD in Aggressive Phrenology" whenever that quote pops up .
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 03:57 |
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Evfedu posted:That Canadian Fighter pilot one makes me laugh so goddamn hard Are there any more like it? I swear I've seen others posted in old quote threads, but it might've just been the F-35 one.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 17:51 |
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foobardog posted:The F-35 is a jet that they're trying to replace the current American fleet of jets with, and has been a complete and utter boondoggle costing poo poo tons of money for a terrible product that most actual people in the military don't even want. Especially when its outclassed by planes that are nearly 20 years old, iirc.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 02:12 |
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There used to be a nail salon among the main-street shops near where I live, until one day I walk by on my way to the train station and see there's a big white notice stuck to the front door. It was a legal notice of them being shut down and investigated on account of being a brothel. I live in a nice upscale neighbourhood too, so it was a real moment.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 03:21 |
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AlphaKretin posted:That's the point, the option exists as basically a funnier permaban. It's also so some of them are at least allowed to keep reading/bookmarking threads despite not being allowed to post.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 13:29 |
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Chantilly Say posted:What's the name for the condition where you see hot jets everywhere you look? Submolten steelbeamosis
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 15:58 |
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canyoneer posted:Then why does it go inside an organ? An organ is a keyboard-driven instrument.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 06:46 |
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TontoCorazon posted:See a therapist. No thanks, I can move past and heal on my own.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 02:38 |
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Travis343 posted:how is TCC not just a single post that says "smoke weed" like what other discussion about drugs do you even need to have. Getting off meth by switching to LSD is a pretty popular one.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 16:36 |
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Does anyone have the quote about comparing the Mosin Nagant vs (I think) the M4 rifle written in fake broken Russian?
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 14:42 |
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Yeah I think that might be the one, along with a general blurring with several of the others posted .
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 16:00 |
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dumb. posted:What's a good costume to pretend you're someone who's happy and doesn't long for the agonizing burden of life to end? RareAcumen posted:Robin Williams.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 04:14 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:read these: He's still going too! Each more beautiful and perfect than the last.
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 03:37 |
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BJPaskoff posted:Google tells me this is a Mass Effect thing. Is this the ending to Mass Effect 3 everyone's always bitching about? Never played the games. Nope, it's someone putting an unhealthy amount of thought into what a female alien character's breast milk would be like because the base structure of her DNA is fundamentally different to that of Earth animals and Humans.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 04:15 |
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My Q-Face posted:I really really want to read the context and response to that one. And holy poo poo is that almost spot on. If I remember right, a goon was asking about getting married sooner rather than later because her fiance was getting deployed and it would qualifier her for military spouse benefits when she moved overseas with him for the deployment.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 00:39 |
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PBS Newshour posted:The thing is though, I have seen that before, in real life. Most of the immediate responses in the thread were also along the lines of "he's not kidding, it's all true don't do it!"
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 00:54 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:I'd read it. Pounded in The Butt By My Own Reluctance to Post About Butt Pounding.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 02:53 |
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Arsten posted:I once encountered this. A guy was lactose intolerant and his wife would put cheese slices in his lunch. Well, they would just fit in this little slot right above the optical drive and he just kept cramming them in there for over a year. There was always a funk in his office that you couldn't quite place, but it's hard in the business world to be all like "Hey, man. Do you wash?" if you aren't their boss.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 15:34 |
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PBS Newshour posted:midjack basically did the forums equivalent of jumping on a grenade to save your squad mates Falling on your sword is about the only dignified thing to do with one these days.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 03:46 |
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A brief description of the rogue-like game "Caves of Qud".Angry Diplomat posted:Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT PLANTS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT ANIMALS. Get killed by ANGRY MUTANT BUGS. Kill a bear and EAT IT, just EAT AN ENTIRE BEAR. KILL EVERYTHING. Descend into the DEPTHS OF THE WORLD and retrieve ANCIENT TECHNOLOGICAL ARTIFACTS. KNIFE-FIGHT a GIANT DRILL ROBOT and WIN. Be a COOL WASTELAND KNIGHT. Be a TWO-FISTED COWBOY. Be a HOMICIDAL NINJA TURTLE with an AXE and a SHOTGUN. SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES. Get into a GUNFIGHT with a HYENA-MONSTER and accidentally anger a HERD OF MAJESTIC HULKING DEMON HORSES with your crossfire. Fly into the air like a BEAUTIFUL EAGLE and then SWORD-FIGHT a GIANT DRAGONFLY. MIND CONTROL a TWO-HEADED BOAR and MAKE IT WEAR CHAIN MAIL and KILL YOUR ENEMIES. Encounter a LEGENDARY PLANT with an INTIMIDATING SKULL MASK and the ability to THROW FIERY DEATH FROM ITS HANDS. CONTRACT HORRIFYING DISEASES. Go to THE DEATHLANDS and discover that THE DEATHLANDS are called THE DEATHLANDS because they will KILL YOU DEAD. HACK OFF A ROBOT’S HEAD AND EAT IT. Get into a SLEDGEHAMMER DUEL with a ‘ROIDED-OUT SUPERCANNIBAL. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE that you BREAK A BOX OF CRAYONS attempting to figure out what it is. Be SO TECHNOLOGICALLY GIFTED that you can make an ACID GRENADE out of a PLASTIC TREE and a FOLDING CHAIR. Build your own FLAMETHROWER. Build your own LASER GUN. Build your own HANDHELD NUCLEAR BOMB and BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH IT. Collect MAGMA in a CANTEEN. Pour MAGMA into a pool of ACID to see what happens. DRINK MAGMA. TELEPATHICALLY LOCATE an enemy and HATE IT TO DEATH with your TERRIFYING BRAIN SORCERY. Have your LEGS CUT OFF and then REGROW YOUR LEGS and pick up your previous legs and EAT YOUR OWN LEGS. Encounter your EVIL TWIN and then summon six of your own GOOD TWINS to fight your evil twin’s SIX EVIL TWIN TWINS in a FOURTEEN-WAY PSYCHIC LASER DEATH RAVE and then BURN TO DEATH when all of the combined PYROKINETIC MIND FIRE from all of the TIME CLONES causes the ENTIRE MAP TO COMBUST AND MELT.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 17:39 |
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Tiggum posted:The guys from the first film who don't show up at all in the rest of the trilogy? I watched those films when they came out and never since, but weren't the droid separatists and the trade federation two entirely separate groups both secretly being influenced by Palpatine? You could be right, I don't claim to have any kind of in-depth knowledge of the films, but the impression I got was that everyone thought Grievous was absolutely in charge of the droids and they were a distinct group fighting for independence from the republic. The trade federation blockading Naboo was a whole separate thing. The Trade Federation were part of the Seperatists. It was made of a collection of various groups all expecting Darth Sidious to make them obscenely powerful and wealthy.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 13:42 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I thought these posts were ban-worthy now It gets you slapped with a probation in the Games subforum, dunno anything about it being across the board.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 13:16 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The one about having a fight with a superior officer atop a pallet of ammo for mastery of the universe is good for a laugh when I'm feeling down. Can someone please post these for the rest of us?
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 13:14 |
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RyokoTK posted:Eh have you actually played Daikatana? DNF isn't so much outright bad (although yes, it is a pretty big clunker) as it's just the unfortunate result of over a decade's development slapped together like a horrific collage made by a small child from the bits and pieces of who-knows-how-many different iterations the game went through over the years.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 07:17 |
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Hogge Wild posted:well how do you make hot dogs then With Dachshund sausages .
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 02:33 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:
Radio Paranoia posted:What are those?! Giant Isopod posted:Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. Sometimes a username creates the perfect punchline .
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 02:30 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I feel like I'm missing out on something. Remove the first four letters of his username, then replace the Q with a G.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 14:17 |
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It already is
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 08:59 |
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Oxxidation posted:Weren't they an Avshalom alt? Wait, what? Way to go, Oxx, why don't you tell me Santa isn't real next .
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 20:25 |
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Tiggum posted:Being good at physics might not actually translate that well to running a country. Well neither does being a poltician, so it's gotta be worth a shot .
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 06:35 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Dead Leia Chat Holy poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 13:39 |
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Phyzzle posted:Running a locomotive: I've always been partial to this one in the same thread; IPCRESS posted:Well, one of us is playing train simulator wrong.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 08:46 |
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Does anyone have the quote about a marine squad's dawning horror as they realize their air support is an F-35?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 10:44 |
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That's the one, thankyou .
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 13:40 |
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hackbunny posted:Yes! a long-running thread in GBS I'm partial to the "gentle banked turn" bit myself. loving hotshot .
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 01:31 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:And this is how a goon will get Something Awful seized by the FBI and Lowtax sent to a CIA black site. I think you will find that that phobia means Lowtax is well protected.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 04:46 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:love to crack open a cold one after work w the boys Sir, this is a pet cemetery.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 12:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:25 |
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greypearl posted:
CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Is that a massive shower or a tiny grey? greypearl posted:I think it's mostly the perspective of the photo, but you definitely could fit four to five people in there. Pearl is not a large grey, but she's maintained about 450 grams of weight for most of her adult life, which is spot on average for them. In conclusion...
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 07:04 |