LadyAmbien posted:

For real. I would LOVE to see every response coupled with a picture of themselves.

numberoneposter posted:

ive been working out

a bone to pick posted:

mmm I love a hairless pussy

Germstore posted:

how can you tell he's bald with the bike helmet on?

FactsAreUseless posted:

They're not homophones. Say them out loud.

Say Nothing posted:

Big Centipede posted:

Yes. Centipedes will guard their babies for a little while after they hatch

Rolo posted:

How the hell do you know so much about oh wait no yeah ok.

Palpek posted:

http://i.imgur.com/Rwzbfpp.gifv

Phyzzle posted:

It looks fishy because she doesn't seem to be in any pain, but that's due to her chi or her bushido or whatever that asian thing is.

Karma Monkey posted:

Hair Bender

Probable Pastry posted:

Those were some excellent loving gifs dude

Nordick posted:

Full disclosure; Due to the influence of these forums, nowadays I instinctively use less punctuation the less serious my message is. And I mean everywhere, not just on SA.

Primetime posted:

I thought GBS was great when I first joined and it was just 50 mspaint threads, and that "horrors" by Ben biddick thread.

At some point it turned into ironic garbage threads and at this point might as well be quarantined off.

Sanford posted:

Does anyone have that short series of TCC vignettes that ends with someone falling into the Paris catacombs and shaking a skeleton by the shoulder while shouting "HEY MY NIGGA HAVE YOU TRIED LSD"?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Knormal posted:

Flood for the Flood God

WebDog posted:

Meatloaf doing anything for cash and getting booked to perform at the Aussie football grand final was quite the occasion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZdiaFXW2U8

Screaming Idiot posted:

Can you blame him? He's a great, talented musician, but I think he asks too much. I would pay anything for Loaf, but I won't pay that. Oh no, no I won't pay that.

Karate Bastard posted:

Oh sorry I thought we were doing nineteenth century Russian literary figures.

oldpainless posted:

Correct

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Mine got set to this by Fragmaster in a joke thread mocking the stupid weapon names in the terrible but hilarious game Two Worlds, possibly in YCS? Pretty sure it was the name of an axe.

Obviously my second attempt at cheesing a name change didn't work but someone bought me this excellent title instead.

barbecue at the folks posted:

This is an amazing post. Thank you

HiroProtagonist posted:

If you're GE Cafe, runs are definitely in the family

chitoryu12 posted:

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I thought motorboating was for boobs. I don’t think blowing air into a vagina is generally a good idea?

Leavemywife posted:

I'm pretty sure this dude is used to blowing up his girlfriends.

captainOrbital posted:

Unless you're Andrew Dobson.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't use them because I don't understand what they all mean. I get that eggplants are penises and peaches are butts or vaginas and the water splash is cum, but outside of that I'm at a loss. I'm afraid I'll send an emoji of like a funny crab after talking about seafood only to find out later that it's been openly claimed by some sort of aquatic sex cult and now my text of "Wanna bury my face in some crab! :funnycrabwithasombreroemoji:" now makes me look like one of those idiots instead of a guy that's genuinely excited about fresh seafood.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It certainly stopped Richard Nixon.

SyNack Sassimov posted:

B4CTom1 was the poster, but be warned there's some casual racism buried in there. Still one of my favorite posts though.

Late Unpleasantness posted:

Transformers, assemble!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I was at a gig once where one of the acts was a guy with a Gameboy. He pushed some buttons IDK if it was "live" or what. It wasn't bad I guess

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

pwn (formerly known as GE Cafe)?

Baron von Eevl posted:

graey alien posted:

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

hahah that would have been funny, yeah

venus de lmao posted:

The way it works is you mix the egg into the grounds, and it binds them together so they come out of the brewed coffee cleanly after you boil it. The coffee itself tastes fine and doesn't have any egg in it, or even eggy taste, and anecdotally, this method might actually yield a less acidic brew than some others. I recall it being very smooth.

1stGear posted:

Context: another Boeing whistleblower has died.