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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Brigadier Sockface posted:

Politics junkies are more interested in the Mississippi Attorney General race.

Incumbent Jim Hood is the last Democrat holding state-wide office in the entire deep South.

The Mississippi democratic primary for governor was also literally a larger clusterfuck than both the 2012 & 2016 GOP primaries combined.

And yes I'm being entirely serious about that.

A Winner is Jew fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Nov 2, 2015

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Xelkelvos posted:

So he's saying churches are heroin pushers?

Worse, he's a heroin pusher himself.

http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/05/27/rand-paul-eye-surgery-ophthalmologist/

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

At the cost of pissing off the donor class and the political class (and the other campaigns.)

Even if he wins the primary without them, which I still find dubious, you can bet your rear end that alot of them won't be jazzed to help him out against Hillary, who will have the full power of the Democrat Party and subsidiary organs behindher.

Nahh, they loving hate Hillary and will pretty much fully back literally Hitler if he were to win the nomination.

Trump has the GOP and it's donor class by the balls, and I'm actually surprised he's taken this long to start yanking on it.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I think you're confusing the rank and file voters with the people who run the RNC on a daily basis, and who, under a Trump presidency, would nto have the power they'd like. Instead, they could easily say "well, he can lose, because in 4 years we'll have a better chance of beating Hillary with someone we'll own."

Outside of Rubio who are they really looking at for 2020? The current crop of republican governor :airquote:superstars:airquote: are all getting their rear end kicked by Trump and the tea party is now being attacked (or at least not supported at all) by the establishment now.

Yeah they wouldn't have full control over poo poo with Trump in the white house as opposed to someone like Walker or Jeb!, but Trump is still worlds better than Clinton with so many upcoming vacancies on the bench and while they're still in full control of both the house and senate.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Someone just tweeted a video of Huckabee on a "pheasant hunt" that consisted of an aide letting a bird out of a cage maybe 15 feet away and the Huckster shooting it out of the air within two seconds. It was basically skeet shooting with a living target.

I've heard of this kind of hunt before when Cheney blasted his "friend" in the face but I've never actually seen it done. You have to be a sadistic rear end in a top hat to call that "hunting" when you're basically skipping the whole hunt and just killing a captive bird at point blank range.

Which I guess makes sense when taking Cheney and Huckabee's character into consideration.

Ted Nugent may be just as much of a pants shitter as Chuck C. Johnson and David Vitter, but at least he actually hunts instead of just doing this poo poo.

Also, that's now 3 conservatives that are also pants shitters I can name off the top of my head, which is 3 more than anyone should really have committed to memory.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Dr. Red Ranger posted:

I just want you to know that I caught this. Joementum for forums president, impeach Fried Chicken!

Joe has already looked down on us and whispered "No".

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Lemming posted:

Tell them you were personally ordered by Obama to do it

Put earbuds on and then speak into them mentioning Obama, FEMA camps, vaccinations, black helicopters, agenda 21, and operation ruby.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Fried Chicken posted:

Joanne was talking with her lady friends and was happy to pose for a picture. They were all quite amused to hear people enjoyed her stories and says hello back

http://imgur.com/7FlXQsF

I am supposed to note that today is a casual day, and that usually she is in a business suit. She was ahead of the curve on leaning-in I suppose.

Tell her she's the internets grandma now :kimchi:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

hangedman1984 posted:

What kinda faggy european bread is that?!? Here in rele 'murica we eat out sandwiches on white bread ya pansy

The worse is that he's using craft singles. Not that there's anything wrong with them mind you, unless you're in loving Wisconsin and that's what you think should be on a sandwich you loving brag about.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

fade5 posted:

My brain likewise just shorted out.

Seriously after his brother invaded Iraq over fake WMD's how does Jeb! have the loving balls to say something like that?



This was also said by Jeb!, so it really shouldn't be too surprising at this point.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

We should have followed the word of Franklin and made the turkey our national bird. :colbert:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Should never have accepted them into the Union. Damned serial secessionists. Secede once, shame on you. Secede twice..


Won't get fooled again?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Hollismason posted:

How do they explain that he was shot 5 times in the head and in the chest. Ugh gently caress this.

He was no angel.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

DemeaninDemon posted:

He is now though.

Just because the kid is holy now does't mean he's going to heaven.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

For the pizza or the anal?

Can't it be both?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Gravel Gravy posted:

It'd give you a convenient table for your pizza, surely.

I'm pretty sure that's going to violate a few things in the health code.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Radish posted:

Is Ginsburg more liberal than Sotomayor?

Sotomayer and Kagan are both 5's, Ginsburg is a 10.

This works for pretty much everything by the way.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

zoux posted:

OK so then the current scandal is that Hillary lied for her own party's political advantage?

Also do they think that the video of him saying it was a terrorist attack in the Rose Garden the next day is fabricated?

Act of terror =/= terrorist attack or something.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Luigi Thirty posted:

There's a protest at the University of Missouri right now over anti-semitism among the student body. Someone drew a swastika made out of poo poo on a dorm room wall. The university refuses to do anything about that or other racist activities.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/government-politics/article43438974.html#storylink=fb_staff

Heritage not hate. :heritage:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Epic High Five posted:

Okay, had a chance to watch that ad now and I'm not worried at all about Vitters' ad Obamanem attacks. Vitter's going to get crucified because if he ends up getting re-elected LA is going to be the first state to get kicked out of the union

Pretty sure Texas and Florida are much better candidates for that tbh.

Hell, wait a few years and Florida gets kicked out just because it's submerged.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Luigi Thirty posted:

Good news: UCLA's economic department has determined that the New Deal made the Great Depression twice as long. Why, you ask?


If wages just stayed at poverty levels the economy would have recovered by 1936!

So loving glad my wife went to another school instead of UCLA for her MBA.

I mean aside from the fact that the UCLA program was twice as much even though hers was still $70k.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

DaveWoo posted:

I can think of worse Christmas songs.

~Siiiimply haaaaving a wonderful Christmastime~

Hippopotamus word with you. :colbert:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Fear is a huge motivator for the GOP.

HILLARY IS GOING TO _______________

Is basically their standard line of attack. And to be fair, the Democrats GOTV is literally based on "my god, we cannot trust these crazy republicans with power."

Yeah, but the Democrats are right so that's not really fear but more truth.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Evil Fluffy posted:

Black, on PCP, and armed with a knife? The white wing is going to rally around the cops far beyond what we saw in the Eric Garner case.

poo poo man, Rodney King was only on PCP and look how that turned out.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

mdemone posted:

How about we probate the poo poo out of him and give him a huge dose of targeted community service?

Yeah, I'm down with handing out probation and community service for basically everything but being convicted of a violent act.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
I love living in CA.

Our 55 EV's completely wipes out the Midwest. :getin:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

this_is_hard posted:

more or less, but things such as


basically amount to "send the entire College Republican student body through the disciplinary system"

:getin:

... yeah so I totally don't think their actions are dumb now.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Rhesus Pieces posted:

So apparently the new obsession among conservatives is to get Hillary and Obama to say that we're at war with "radical Islam" and not extremists or ISIL or whatever we're actually calling them right now.

Because we can bomb and drone and snoop and deploy special forces all we want but until we blow the holy war dog whistle we're still pulling punches.



... Pretty sure I'm cool with "radical Islam" being a thing

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Doctor Butts posted:

Every loving old person who lives in the United States Of America most assuredly knows what channel CBS is. It's the home of NCIS/Crime Procedural channel du jour.

It's also home of Elementary which is way better than it has a right to be and you should watch it. :colbert:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

zoux posted:

He was also four minutes late to the moment of silence.

What's the status of marines holding his umbrella?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Mulva posted:

Jokes on him, I would be happy to accept a Syrian refugee family in my home. Also we have a Habitat for Humanity complex down the street from my house filled with Sudanese refugees, and every single one I've met is an awesome friendly person.

Aren't there a poo poo load of houses that were foreclosed on like 5-8 years ago? Maybe give those refugee families one of those... oh wait that's socialism and we can't have that :rolleyes:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Do Obama/Rice speak Russian or does Putin speak English? Dude might have been a translator.

Putin not only speaks English, he sings it.... just not well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekeq4szDmJo

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

If that were true, why are there so few of these? I would say that at the very least, in a region with stringent gun control such as Europe, you would need a lot of money and organization to have AK-47s. You also would need good organizational skills to keep it under wraps until it happens.

Eh not really.

It's more that you need a poo poo load of money to get your guys in position and then you also need to purchase guns through the black market.

Now because ISIS has been in bed with that market for a while due to antiquity sales all they would need is money (which they got from black market sales) and a dozen or so people willing to carry it out, and since almost all of them appear to be native europeans they were probably at the front of the line to be picked for it.

A Winner is Jew fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Nov 16, 2015

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

mcmagic posted:

I think Cruz just moved passed Huckabee on the "piece of poo poo human being" scale of GOP candidates.

How are they in relation to Carson or Trump on that scale?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

JT Jag posted:

Depose the House of Saud, in my opinion. We aren't nearly as dependent on their oil as we used to be.

Yeah, we're supporting them so China can get most of their oil anyway.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Lessail posted:

I'm glad someone is here to constantly remind us of who the real racists are. You're doing good work, my friend. D&D is too chickenshit to say the real truth: white people are the most persecuted in this country

It's true, and as a white male the only protection I feel I have is to horde guns.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Luigi Thirty posted:

The governor of Washington put out a statement that roughly said "y'all are racist idiots, we love Muslims, give us the refugees" today.

http://www.governor.wa.gov/news-media/statement-gov-jay-inslee-regarding-paris-terrorist-attacks-and-anti-muslim-rhetoric

West coast Best coast. :smaug:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Dapper_Swindler posted:

its the Jews fleeing from Germany/Europe. all over again.

Not really since Ford and IBM aren't helping ISIS this time around.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Some Jews wanted to subvert our fine Western democracies with the evils of Communism.

Or worse, the evils of atomic weaponry!

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Monkey Fracas posted:

I am stunned at the amount of damage the terror attack in Paris has wrought on the psyche of the american conservative.


It seems a level above their usual bonkers poo poo, but maybe I'm wrong.

And you would think that as much as they poo poo talk the French they wouldn't care that much.

Of course, these fuckers will latch onto anything to get their hate for Muslims on so not really surprising.

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Good.

Not letting in refugees is literally the most un-american and un-christian thing they can do, and they should be called out on it at every loving turn.

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