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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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People getting salty about their vidya gaems being mocked.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Fathis Munk posted:

Quote is not edit :hurr:
E: :laffo: I didn't actually know that the escapist decided to side with the GG guys. What a stupid site.

Yeah, their head contracted out a freelance article to a Gator who had publicly slagged off several of the Escapists content contributors without telling them, and a former EIC came out and called her former boss a lying sack of poo poo. Started a bit of a content exodus from the site.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Fathis Munk posted:

Seeing your second example makes me doubt your sincerity on the whole thing, but just in case the 731 stuff was completely unusable from a scientific point of view afaik.

About the only interesting thing unit 731 did was allow extensive monitoring of the effects of frostbite. But the only real use of that information is how horrible it would be to freeze to death.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Those sound like ironic porn stage names.

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hyperhazard posted:

Oh, Alberta. The Deep South of the North. :allears:

Hey now, don't forget rural Ontario.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Next you'll be telling me that Chris Kyle embellished his service record!

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Mar 4, 2013

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Should have told them to take that nonsense to the Star Citizen forums. Sounds just like some of the nutballs over there.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Henchman of Santa posted:

I...how? Trump really is gonna be the new Thanks Obama.

I am perfectly fine with this becoming a thing.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Lots of people are drinking survivors. I want to hear about being attacked by the garden hose.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

Pretty sure that if it's obvious that you're a tourist, they wont give a poo poo about your tattoos (other than some odd looks and talking about you behind your back).

They'd talk about you behind your back even if you don't have tattoos.

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Mar 4, 2013

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:catstare:

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Mar 4, 2013

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I'd rather the franchise die a terrible death than watch a sequel to this crap. Friends finally broke me down to go see it and holy hell was it awful. I've only ever walked out of one movie in my life that I bought a ticket for and this would have been the second if not for my wife being there. There was literally only one joke I would have laughed at in the whole film, but couldn't because by that point I wanted to shoot myself.

Plothole filled crap wrapped around Dumb and Dumber level humor. I'd rather watch Pixels. I'd rather watch Paul Blart 2.

Also if this was made to fit the modern zeitgeist, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...lery_6397&pid=1

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Mar 4, 2013

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Picnic Princess posted:

Someone in my storm chasers group is the complete opposite of everyone, every active severe storm thread she prays to Lord Jesus to stop the storm, whereas the rest of us are hoping it gets worse because that's where the fun is. I clicked on her profile, and she had posted some horrid photos of her dying roommate which I decided to edit because I was shocked. Majorly swollen and discoloured belly.



And then for something more lighthearted, it's Facebook who's the idiot this time.



Wow, who would have thought a sausage could be so popular?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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I would like to see a human who is not humanoid.

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Mar 4, 2013

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For 20 bucks, I can get a loaf of bread, some milk, some chicken breast I can cut up for sandwich meat, a bag of oranges, a bunch of celery, and two cans of beans. I don't buy grapes or raspberries at the store unless they are on sale. If you are spending 30 dollars on a handful of fruit, you're doing something wrong.

EDIT: poo poo, page change.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Small Frozen Thing posted:

The exact cost of groceries varies quite a bit depending on where you live~~~

Even so, when you're buying fruit, you can save a shitload just by knowing when items go on sale and when items are in season. That's just my basic grocery list for an average Ontario store. Mix and match as you please, just be aware of sales and don't go out buying five pounds of grapes in the middle of winter.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Panfilo posted:

You can probably buy a lot of chicken thighs, rice, and vegetables for $30 at most places.

Absolutely if you want to min/max your purchases. I like some variety in my food but I put a hard limit of 30 bucks when I'm shopping for it.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Books? Surely you mean Mysteries of the Sith, right?

(Yes I know she's from books, but it's a good game)

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Mar 4, 2013

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Ularg posted:


I also love how there's still a "City boy liberal" and "Country conservative" *spit*

Welcome to Ontario.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Does anyone have any Canadian gun nut isom?

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Mar 4, 2013

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Well no wonder this one is in favour of women, the man is being led off in Wonder Woman's magic lasso at the end.

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King of Foolians posted:

Yikes! A lot to unpack in this one....
1) Since this meme is apparently pro-Columbus, why is he depicted looking like a butt frog?
2) Referring to women as a resources like food, water and land makes my skin crawl. Also, were earlier settlers actively taking Native American women as sex slaves? I'm sure it must have happened, but was it widespread?
3) By this logic we should have never ended slavery, because white people are so much better at conquest, human rights be damned!

Columbus gave native women as prizes to his crew and committed so many atrocities he was imprisoned upon return to Europe.

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Mar 4, 2013

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IamnotJoe posted:

That's what I thought too. A Shwarma truck on every corner!

Come to Ottawa. Shawarma trucks and food joints are all over the city.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Low Desert Punk posted:



Why do all these people hate makeup? Wouldn't creepy MGTOW people want their women to be perfect and done up at literally all times for their enjoyment?

They don't hate makeup if it looks natural, because these are the same idiots who think "natural" makeup is what skin really looks like.

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Mar 4, 2013

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They want to return to the mythical time when trucking was a noble venture by the likes of Burt Reynolds and Jerry Reed.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Inco posted:

Wait, so, gently caress, what the hell is happening with Ptolemy V's kids? Is Ptolemy VIII the father of Ptolemy VII? How does that work?

Ptolemy VIII married his sister Cleopatra II and gave birth to his brother/son Ptolemy VII, who ascended to the throne before Ptolemy VIII due to Cleopatra declaring him king while VIII was away, who then became king after he assassinated his son.

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Mar 4, 2013

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NachtSieger posted:

Brown people. :ninja:

"Shitskins", as a recent video from BC showed. And it made me sad.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Going through my feed and I feel like the people complaining about people complaining complain more than the people complaining.
Of course a lot of this comes from my one friend who never went to college, works at a Walmart and then rants on Facebook about university safe spaces using that goddamn Normandy landings photo.

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Mar 4, 2013

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What if they were zombie goasts? Would they leave this place?

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People seem to think that blm is shouting at other protest groups to shut up. If impoverished rural whites want to improve their lot in life, by all means, protest. Just make sure they are targeting the source of their situation, rather than blaming another protest group that has nothing to do with them.

It reminds me of the current vidya gaemz voice actors strike. Buncha people are getting mad at the VAs protesting because why should they get paid more while developers are still hosed over by publishers? Nobody seems to suggest that, if the devs want to improve their working conditions, they should protest as well.

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Mar 4, 2013

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chitoryu12 posted:

Because there's no longer any anxiety once the war actually starts.

Just a new kind of anxiety. Sort of like how all the election anxiety built up, was released when the votes ended, and is now replaced with the revelation if what just happened.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Immolat1on posted:

I wouldn't even say a tad dramatic. If Trump not only ignores climate change, but further subsidizes coal and natural gas and backs out of Paris agreement other countries might follow suit. Then if you have the whole world ignoring it you could very easily see very drastic consequences, maybe not extinction level event but will displace millions and cost trillions, so I think the climate change concerns are some the least dramatic reactions.

So when does China invade Anchorage?

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Mar 4, 2013

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No, they don't go to a new league, they just stack a team full of pros to beat the Portland mavericks because they were tired of getting clowned by a bunch of amateurs before buying a franchise to shove the mavericks out of the league.

Battered bastards of baseball is a really good documentary

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Mar 4, 2013

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china bot posted:

i don't know what that is either...is this good or bad???

Good because Jon Jafari doesn't do inprov comedy that well. His own video series takes much longer to come out but he's funded by a Disney subsidiary so his production values are high

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Mar 4, 2013

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OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

Important theatres only

Should have called it Battlefield 1918. Who wants to play anything like The Somme, Verdun, Brusilov, Arras or Passchendaele?

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Mar 4, 2013

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Cosima posted:


This clearly political strip is not political guys.

This reminds me of the squirrel story from Fallout 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPs2lilVg

Anyways, Barbasol came out with a new shaving cream ad which seems specifically designed to target millenials and play up the "Are Freedums!" World War 2 nonsense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVBqDrn5ZU

I can see this ending well.

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Mar 4, 2013

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But what happens when Don John starts spreading rumors that Pedro is totally going to gently caress Hero rather than woo her for Claudio?

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Mar 4, 2013

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poptart_fairy posted:

England voted the Tories in and then suddenly remembered who the Tories were.

Voters are dumb.

Reminds me of the Spitting Image sketch where the tories go door to door yelling "stupid stupid stupid!" at their constituents.

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Mar 4, 2013

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poptart_fairy posted:

That lovely attempt at aping Spitting Image, Newzoids?, is very depressing. :smith:

Some things just cannot be replicated.

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Mar 4, 2013

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Manuel Calavera posted:

You are One Bad Man, and I appreciate this post.

A suitcase full of pistols and money would be a great christmas present.

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