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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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codo27 posted:



Doesn't allow "gun/killing/death game", calls husband "hubby". A loving turkey for the profile picture. Also probably allows them to watch wrestling despite this. Gee I cant quite conjure up a likely accurate image of that family, no not at all

I'm gonna go ahead and say that a wrestling game isn't the same level of violent as Call of Duty.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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loving math, how does it work

zakharov has a new favorite as of 18:22 on Dec 6, 2015

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Can someone tell me why people get this mad about video games? I'm 29 and I feel like there's a generation gap or something because I've never been a part of a gaming "scene," I just played video games sometimes

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Who What Now posted:

Who wants some Pure Platinum grade insanity?

If you click one link in the IOSM thread this year... make it this one.

I'm crying. I am in tears. This is the funniest thing I've read in years. Plenty of people don't like circumcision but then he brings in Satan and the Illuminati and we're off to the races.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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The Spartans lost.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Laurenz posted:

You remind me of Charlie from Always Sunny in that episode where he pretends to be a 'Nam vet.

LoB's gimmick is posting insane walls of text with no quote tags. You're welcome.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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The point of the test is to exploit the ambiguity and flunk everyone with too much melanin in their skin. It's not complicated.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Chomp8645 posted:

Your statement was "terrible math and thinking they made a difference despite it breaking records all over the place."

I agree with the terrible math part. But saying that "Thing A was not harmed by Attack B because Thing A is really successful" is terrible logic for obvious reasons. And it does bely an ignorance of statistics if taken at face value. You are allowing a (justified) dislike of the source to disrupt basic logic.

It is like saying "shoplifting doesn't do any damage to Walmart because Walmart makes billions of dollars every year!"

You don't need to argue these semantics when we have their insane moon logic backed up by a statistically meaningless Twitter poll.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Dan is literally the only good Australian

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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I worked at a theater in high school and got dinged by a secret shopper for not carding someone. Well that's my story.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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EL BROMANCE posted:

I don't carry ID, as the only form I have is my passport and that stays home unless I'm somewhere like NYC where the policy is to ask everyone. My local store I go to 5 times a week and has never carded me ever isn't generally one of those times.

I'm not even saying the guy should've just served me, but he should've apologised and said he should've carded me earlier if he felt like the guy clearly in his mid thirties was underage and I would've walked away. Instead he yelled at me that I was never there and he absolutely did not serve me while my friends looked on in absolute amazement.

I'm trying to think of a well known US customer service cesspit that is comparable to Tesco but I can't think of one. This is a shop where 9/10 times you go to the checkouts and there's not a single person there. It's a refuge for high school dropouts who get laughed out of an interview at Asda (Walmart).

I feel for people in customer service as I know how hard and lovely it can be, and I'll generally accept pretty crappy service with a smile. I don't think I've ever been angry at anyone serving me ever before.

Nah you're a douche

Protip if you're the one raising your voice in a retail situation you're a douche

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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I don't know much about comics but didn't Harley Quinn kill people?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Boywhiz88 posted:




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Posted this in Dumb Marketing but I feel like it's also an idiot on social media.

hoping this is fake, jesus christ

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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spog posted:

Some dude called her colleague up and got photos of the code:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Dp23C

This guy rules

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Rondette posted:

I think the issue is putting incredibly personal stuff like that in a public place. If any of that poo poo had happened to me I sure as hell wouldn't be telling all the 'friends' I have on FB.

Unless you've been raped you have no idea what you're talking about. The idea of how victims "should" behave ruins many cases.

"So you were raped but you just went home and didn't go to the cops after being severely traumatized? HOW DO YOU WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST A SLUT"

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Rondette posted:

Since you're assuming to know me, I shall tell you that actually, I have.


I apologize, I shouldn't have assumed. I have seen too many idiotic takes on this issue and had a hair trigger.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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I wish Tom Brady were filtered from life

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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So he's a Nazi Rastafarian rapist? This is a new one.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Nobody hates the Browns, they just pity their fans.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Henchman of Santa posted:

That's still a really dumb reason to call someone a human being.

There's really no good reason to do it!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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You could just say "I'm not really a sports fan, sorry"

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Are...are they aware that the old movie will still exist and they can watch it whenever they want?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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FAROOQ posted:

I did't know people this stupid could exist.

Have you ever considered not posting like a huge jackass?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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EL BROMANCE posted:

By that logic you super care about my supposed caring. Not everyone in this thread is gnashing at their teeth with insanely high BP, desperate to be angry about womething. It just amused me that the dude has been told a dozen times to cut it and he'll just ignore it again. I'm sorry if it upsets you that it doesn't bother me to any degree more than pointing this out in a brief aside. It must kill you that I don't have any ill feeling towards the guy, I just don't need to see massive walls every day and the ignore feature does a pretty good job of dealing with that.

Until someone quotes the whole thing. Curse them!

I'm not mad. I'm laughing, really.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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I don't like LOB's schtick either but right now you're way more annoying than he is.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Soviet Commubot posted:

This was shared unironically by three different people on my feed last night. :allears:



Jack Nicholson's character was the VILLAIN in A Few Good Men

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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The minute someone puts diversity and equality in scare quotes is when I know they're a garbage person.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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TinTower posted:



The ADF/CWC bitch fight is the internet's most pathetic feud.

I have no idea what any of this means. Is it about video games?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Can we please not do this here it never ends well

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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howling_mad posted:

What is a cis person? I'm only in my 30s, I can't be that out of the loop...hopefully.

Someone's whose gender matches their genitalia.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Krispy Kareem posted:


Or is that the purpose? Whereas we might normally say those 9 people over there are normal and that one person right there is trans, now it's 9 cis and 1 trans, which avoids an abnormal label for the odd man/woman out.

I'm no expert on trans issues but this sounds about right to me.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Weatherman posted:

I have a question for all the people who post post posted in the Idiots on Social Media thread with their views on spanking:

What do you think about circumcision?

The same way I feel about tipping and whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Lady Naga posted:

Why are people talking about Trump's tiny fingers & penis :confused: what does that have to do with the presidency :confused::confused::confused:

It helps if the jokes are good, man

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Panfilo posted:

Aren't there actually a subset of neoconservatives that want to adopt a 'starve the beast' strategy to eliminate socialist policies? Gut public services so they can turn around and prove how socialism doesn't work?

That's literally what they're doing now, they're just usually too sly to actually say it.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Ask them to google "spurious correlation"

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Well that escalated quickly

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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FAROOQ posted:

Dunno why white people gaf about a minority attacking another minority?

Virtue signalling is a hell of a thing.

Your trolling lately is of a supbar quality, step up your game.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Far-right UK politician does not watch the finest sports entertainment apparently.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

Facebook's moderation is a loving joke. This woman I follow gets dozens of harassing messages a day, all of which she reports. Not one of them result in a ban.

She starts screenshotting the messages and posting them to her page to out the shitheads, and she gets a 30-day ban.

I reported a gif of someone cutting off a live mouse's dick and it stayed up. I don't get it.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

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Beyonce is a fine musician, I just don't get the cult surrounding her.

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