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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cool Goon Project: Everyone start a rumor that Ritzheimer is an informant, and that's why he's not arrested/dead.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Venom Snake posted:

lol I was joking about the doobie joining the militia thing but he just posted a thing in support of the militia then deleted it.


He can provide the #snacks.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oh god.

Ritzheimer lied, Tarp Guy died.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Did Barbie's Facebook profile get posted? She's fat and likes Pizza Hut.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

finicum loves the little children
all the children of the world
red and yellow black and white
they will work all day and night
finicum loves all the children of the world
Scam the evil gubmint all day long

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oregon Live comments are pretty hilarious.

Referencing Ritzy's Facebook post saying goodbye to his daughters/begging for handouts:
"You see, sweetheart, it turns out daddy is really stupid, and now instead of living here with you and mommy, I'm going to go live with my new family, the Aryan Brotherhood, in a great big cage in the middle of nowhere."

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Somebody tell him that Ritzheimer set those guys up. I want to hear his reaction.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hopefully those dogs get nice homes with normal people afterwards.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Robo Reagan posted:

wonder what else thi s guy has on his channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFzOm7RwozU

of course

quote:

Can't play World of Wartanks in Supermax, sorry pal

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kings Of Calabria posted:

Some new reddit thread that's been mentioned in the comments just upped the views by 200 in a minute and it's making it hard to follow, why cant they be has-been losers like us
It's terrible that our threads are actually readable and funny.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dr. Killjoy posted:

What's the over/under of this guy's "supercomputer" having 8chan bookmarked and animes~?
He probably doesn't beat around the bush that much when it comes to his kiddie porn.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Moon Atari posted:

The feds correctly assume that they are dealing with a group of individuals with unusually slow processing speed and through consultation with a special education consultant have modified their operating procedures accordingly.
If you come out of there I'll give you a bag of Cheetos and we'll warch spongebob, then if you're good we'll go for a train ride.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


usb teledildonics posted:



GET OWNED TRAVIS
Somebody call the Oregonian guy explaining that you're a militia media representative, then engage him in a drawn out conversation about model trains.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


So we made a thoroughfare for freedom and her train
60 miles in latitude 300 to the main
treason fled before us for resistance was in vain
while we were marching through Georgia

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


etalian posted:

Prester John
Yes, abd he was supposed to be past the Indus.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ritzheimer and some other idiot allegedly threatened a BLM employee at a Safeway last year. Threatening to follow her homr and burn her house down. Then a trucm that looked like their's was seen lingering near her house. He's not going to need any dildos in prison.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Talking Points Memo actually has a fun comments section.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A friend's dad claimed he had a sealed military record. Turns out he was never in, never went to Vietnam, no one knows what the gently caress he was doing for those years.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


VikingSkull posted:

My mom's uncle had a sealed record but that's only because he actually was working with the Green Berets in Vietnam

e- ^^^ and above, the only part that was sealed was the stuff that was actually classified
Should clarify that he claimed that he asked for it to be sealed. So it was complete bullshit.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fry is such a little dickhead.

"Facing the consequences of my actions is unacceptable, but I'm too much of a pussy to go out like tarp man."

I hope we get to see video of him crying his little bitch eyes out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fry isn't going to be able to get a job selling fries after this is over. Not that he was competent enough for that before. 3 squares a day in prison is probably a major life upgrade for him, even with the looming spectre of shower rape.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


1st AD posted:

soldier boy repeatedly revealed details of their operation while livestreaming meetings
Real military people can be really stupid with OPSEC stuff. This is far and beyond :shepface:

They're probably going to have to be tear gassed. Fry might have gotten off as a harmless loser if he'd just walked away at any point today, now he's almost certainly going to get in some kind of trouble.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

Seriously. Caro was severely mentally ill and needed massive professional help, but he had sack enough to go actually fight in two rebellions and it led to his death. These fat fucks are too scared to walk out and say they're failures.
They're scared of a widdle bit of prison time. In Fry's case he probably wouldn't have gotten much if at all up until this point. He barely has anything to lose, he's that much of a loser. Say he gets 5 years, it's not like he's going to miss anything.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bar Crow posted:

Fry probably won't leave because this is the closest he's been to having friends.
Wait till he meets the Aryan Brotherhood.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Robo Reagan posted:

unless he gets swole quick the brotherhood won't give two shits about him
He'd be under their protection. Next time he's streaming it's going to look a lot like that Richard Speck video.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I hope the guy they almost ran over had a body cam on.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


a messed up horse posted:

This is the dude who left and went back to Arizona a few hours before the arrests/snowangel-making began.
Yeah, if anyone asks he's a snitch. Should make prison fun for him.

Brave Sir Ritzy ran away
Bravely ran away away

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Help the police coming straight from the underground
A chap's got it good cause I'm brown
and not the other color so police think
they have the authority to carry out inquiries

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I don't think his ranch is going to survive since I doubt his slaves are going to be given back after this.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cygni posted:

i wonder if the OSP dude who shot him was trudging back from having taken a poo poo in the trees. big couple of minutes for that guy.
Wiping your rear end with snow is not fun.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Marijuana Nihilist posted:

i cant believe how many supporters these fuckers have. just endless comments on youtube and facebook ranting against the evil federal gubmint and how tarpman was murdered. un-loving-believable
The thing is all they're good for is facebook rants and Youtube comments.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fry is acting pretty bold right now, but give it a day or two of not eating. He'll be weak from hunger and offering to suck dick for a Lunchable.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Klyith posted:

most people's defense of jailed rancher was based on lovely information. it wasn't just "a judge" and it wasn't double jeoprady, it was a full-fledged appeal by the feds to a higher court to increase the sentence. In the beginning all the coverage (by super-conservative outlets) was reporting it like some judge just decided that they should go back to prison after they had already served their time. Nope, it was an appeal and the appeal just took longer than the year they were locked up.

but it took a while for any real, truthful reporting to publish the story because two ranchers going to prison for arson wasn't anyhting more than a local story until these idiots decided to have their rebellion about it.
Also one of the fires they started was to hide some pretty extreme poaching.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Jolly Corndog posted:



Stay Safe Tarp Ghost.
He died so we could live to cry about big government overreach while simultaneously scamming more out of it than most families make in a year.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ibogaine posted:

This thing is a gift that keeps on giving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy1uwhBdyfI
Not good at anything really.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ibogaine posted:

He reminds me of the Cowboy from The Big Lebowski.
Don't you ever compare Sam Elliot to this turd.

I wish Fry was livestreaming so we could get a sense how many #snacks they have left.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


These retards don't understand how negotiation works. Now instead of just pardons for themselves they want it for everybody. They have nothing to negotiate with, the only reason they're still there is the FBI want to avoid killing them.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Airborne Viking posted:

Day 23. No one has come for us. No patriots. No police. Nothing. I've been eating a steady diet of protein bars and granola for weeks. I shat in a hole and it looked like I filled a bbq pit with charcoal briquettes. The building smells like sweat, tarp canvas and silicone. I can't leave, because I'm the weapons specialist slash comm officer. Nothing left but to cycle my guns and wait to die. Intel says Hillary is still running for president.
They don't have that many #snacks.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


cheesetriangles posted:

Obama the noted anti union man from Wisconsin.
One minute I'm sucking Scott Walker's tiny dick, the next thing I know I gaht noooo jeeerb. OBAMA!!!

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


LaVoy getting occupied by worms.

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