TUESDAY FEB 23, NV GOP CAUCUSES, 8pm-midnight ET: Just go to sleep

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Who will win the caucuses?
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	John Kasich
	Marco Rubio
	Donald Trump
	Jeb, somehow
	Baby Hitler

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

PleasingFungus posted:

Is there any plausible motivation left for Kasich at this point besides self-delusion? If NH couldn't put Kasich ahead of Rubio, what can?

Is there something he's getting out of running a losing campaign?

I'm not sure how many times I will post this: Campaigns don't end, they run out of money.

Kasich will stay in until there is no money to keep the lights on.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 06:18

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 18:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

e: ^^^ Bill Clinton didn't start winning until March 3rd [which I believe was 92's super tuesday or similar]. Even then he was down pretty significantly to Paul Tsongas who had won 5[iirc?] states at that point. He wasn't even very strong in any race until Georgia.

PleasingFungus posted:

Jeb had millions left when he dropped out, as far as I know.

Jeb's PAC had $15mil remaining. It's unknown how much Jeb had, but he'd be on life support because no one was giving him anything after SC. He could have soldiered on like Kasich is now [little to no advertising, minimal campaign apparatus] but not many people want to do that.

He ran out of money.

Schnorkles has issued a correction as of 16:26 on Feb 23, 2016

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 16:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I live in the same time zone as Nevada.

:getin:

Either my liver will give out or I will see this through. [at least until the caucus closes]

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:20

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'm not sure how the republican side of the Nevada caucus manages to be a complete shitshow every single time, but goddamn if it isn't funny.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

CubsWoo posted:

"Make America Great Again" was a command, not a request

Please report to camp 7 for processing, citizen.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

nachos posted:

I don't know how Harry Enten still has a job. He's been wrong about everything. He was the guy who had Trump at -10% or whatever then increased everyone else by a net of 10% so it still added up to 100%.

tbf, people with insight into politics tend to last around one 8 year cycle. See Rove, Karl.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Jewel Repetition posted:

Toxx: if Trump get 40% of the vote I'll poo poo my pants.

Please don't fellow SA poster and friend.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 02:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

There is nothing as uniquely american as a caucus.

e: I think. My uncertainty about this is also uniquely american.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I hope Ron Paul wins the republican caucus nomination in Nevada again

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:07

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

TRUMP HAS ENTERED THE PRECINCT WHERE GLENN BECK AND CANDY CARSON ARE SPEAKING

AS GLENN BECK IS SPEAKING

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:11

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I really hope the boo'ing in the background is Glenn Beck.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

The greatest show on Earth.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I love democracy!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mad Wack posted:

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/702322701151694849

lmao

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The Nevada GOP is such a glorious clusterfuck

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:53

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

GrimGypsy posted:

https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/701952858221105152

lol

lmao

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

I unironically agree. This is the responsibility of a political party and to the extent they choose not to assume any responsibility, well, they deserve what they get.

They're gonna get Trumped.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 03:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/702329100824940544

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKWx1KRi-xQ

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 04:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

If the story tonight is "DONALD TRUMP STOLE NEVADA" from the frothing masses against him I will have a hearty guffaw.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 04:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Please provide updates on your caucus night beverages everyone.

I am sampling several different belgian tripels over the course of the evening.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 04:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Grouchio posted:

Isn't there a GOP brokered caucus still going on right now? Aren't they trying to evict Trump from the party?

Reports are coming out that someone did the stone cold stunner to trump on the delegate floor.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 05:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

*nods sagely*

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/702340883463610368

jfc

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 05:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mdemone posted:

Is it any good? I've occasionally had the urge to start reading it when I'm in the mood for pulp.

Harry Turtledove is... an acquired taste.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 05:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

CubsWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/702343542711193600

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 05:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mannerup posted:

This is what I hoped for. :getin:

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 05:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

and people are starting to call it for trump

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

fade5 posted:

Trump wins Nevada.

He really is gonna be the nominee, holy poo poo.

Lets see what his numbers look like!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:07

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

If Trump gets 50%+ tonight, I will come around to him being the nominee.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

BREAKING ON FOX: Rubio went to bed already.

I'm not sure how Rubio is going to win the nomination at this point.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

FOX was getting too depressing. Moved over to CNN, they seem a little less glum. How's MSNBC?

Possibly gleeful.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:38

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zoran posted:

Trump guaranteeing the Super Tuesday sweep

Not quite. He's actually doing that thing where he says "We've got great stuff coming up!" and mentions a few states.

His actual best state is Massachusets and he didn't mention it.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:53

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

He's getting frighteningly good at this.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:58

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 18:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Donald Trump has broken Chris Matthews :stare:

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 07:09

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