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Who will win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Bernie Sanders
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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Wow I wouldn't have known who Karl Marx was unless that cartoon told me.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Were not /pol/ good

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Joementum posted:

He raised $4m today, so he's not going anywhere for a while, no matter what happens tomorrow.

So carson candidacy is going to end in 2017?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Doesn't make hillary seem evil enough

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Maybe it was a sigh of boredom. That's my hope.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

CubsWoo posted:

Sanders has to stay in because otherwise /s4p/ hits the Heaven's Gate button and does Bernie really want all those lives on his hands?

No they'll be hitting that button in a few hours

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
You are telling me turnout is low in a non competitive election?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Cnn headline : Trump: Little Marco says I have small hands

What a time to be alive

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Luckyellow posted:

I can't wait until Hillary CRUSH and humiliate Bern in a total victory! That should teach those young punks not to mess with their elders :smug: Face it, it's definitely her turn!

Should teach them to vote, but I doubt it

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Vox Nihili posted:

If you need me to explain why black voters were more excited about Obama than they will ever be for Clinton then you're beyond help.

I'm not saying there isn't a general upward trend of black voter participation, which is good, but it's about to fall off a cliff for 2016 compared to the last two Presidential elections.

Guess we should nominate the guy who gets 3% of the vote with certain African American groups

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

smg77 posted:

It must eat you up inside that Donald J. Trump is better about addressing minority issues than Bernie.

But Senator Sanders supports wellfare

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Vox Nihili posted:

So are you part of the Clinton Campaign or what? Beating a Jewish socialist among black voters doesn't mean they're excited about her in the same way they were about Obama, holy poo poo.

It's because he's Jewish they won't vote for him right?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Butthurt brigade is out early

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

GrimGypsy posted:

Trump still isn't willing to say the KKK is bad, right?

What day is it?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Logikv9 posted:

i didn't know anybody actually gave a gently caress that he was jewish

Sans fans think it cost him sc

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Rest assured I'll be on /r/sandersforpresident all day

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Goetta posted:

I'm looking forward to the pages of posts desperately trying to squeeze humor of out fairly innocuous S4P posts

Nah /pol/ will do that for us. Suicide threats and casual racism I innocuous I guess.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Innocuous I love you

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Nanomashoes posted:

Wow, so you're a redditor too? smh...

I troll a little on /r/ eve, Sue me

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
The objective is humor, idc if the source is real or imaginary. Besides how do you know the fake sanders supporters aren't really hillary supporters. A cruel lot we are.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Protest voting seems to be working for the GOP

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Lord of Pie posted:

If Bernie can't get people to vote for him it's a problem with Bernie

If Hillary can't get people to vote for her it's THOSE drat BERNIEBROS! PETULANT loving CHILDREN!

The hottest of takes

Lol berniebros don't vote. Nice try though

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Northern VA owns the rest by a loving mile

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

:agreed:

screw the confederate capitol and pat robertsonland

Someone County in Colorado wanted to leave the state and I told them if northern VA couldn't leave Virginia your poo poo hole County isn't going anywhere. They shutup.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

Why do I have a feeling it was Boulder

Boulders not a shithole. Liberal dystopia yes. It was called weld County and they wanted to leave because the state was too liberal.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Also Colorado as a whole not all that liberal so you can imagine these hicks in basically kansas

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Agree to disagree but I think Colorado is going to be very close

If i put a Hillary sticker on my car, my tires would be slashed in sub 20 minutes in Boulder. My prius is basically a hummer in their eyes to begin with.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Joementum posted:

Your commitment to being the most sour Hillary booster in the universe is impressive.

How did I not Win this?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Nanomashoes posted:

I'm ready for chaos

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
I loving hate bike lanes. Gentrification ftl

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Boulder colorado, yes boulder Colorado is getting rid of its bike lanes.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Brannock posted:

Now THAT'S a shock. Why?

They had these gaint eyesore pylons next to them, they were bigger than the car lanes (this is boulder), nobody used them and this place is gentrified enough.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

FizFashizzle posted:

Are those the number of republican voters in Baltimore?

The ones that got to the polls alive I'm guessing

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Windows 10 just told me trump and hillary won more states, wrap it up

How's the price of oil?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Joementum posted:

Ward 7 rejects the bike lane 1288-1021.

Congrats

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Goetta posted:

What kind of shitlord would vote against a bike lane

Boulders town council.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Thump! posted:

A republican, probably

Lots of Republicans here lol

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Then wouldn't you want them to be segregated from drivers by giving them their own lane?

I thought Southern towns would be all for that type of thing!

No its the difference between thinking they are safe and them not thinking they are safe

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Yeah I woulda caucused but I missed the reg dem guideline. Whatever woulda been stabbed by a bernout anyway.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Killer Queen posted:

I like the ALERT styled like Ted Cruz is a dangerous video game boss from the 90s.

Slime man needs some good theme music

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