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Sir Kodiak posted:Consequences are fine, plenty of people die in The Avengers. The grimness of Man of Steel is that Superman doesn't really enjoy his job of fighting aliens. That was great though.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 06:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:11 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Michael Jackson used to pay Hollywood special effects wizard Michael Westmore to create elaborate disguises for him but then again MJ was pretty damned crazy Michael Jackson also got mobbed everywhere he went because he's Michael Jackson.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 02:41 |
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GonSmithe posted:Seriously, just read the quotes of this article and not a single sentence otherwise and he has been saying the exact same (correct) thing the entire time. I did the same thing and yeah he's entirely consistent and right.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:57 |
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Do you people actually watch movies or just shove your head up your rear end and listen to the muffled dialog?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 02:13 |
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That might have been the best scene in the movie.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 03:24 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Batman 1989 straight up killed a whole bunch of the Joker's goons. Who on earth was gonna be upset by Billy Dee Williams though?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 07:26 |
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The best
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 03:43 |
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Snowman_McK posted:The last few action scenes drag. They aren't quite good enough to be action scenes, but aren't quite funny enough to be comedy scenes. It's still good, but not nearly as densely packed as the rest of the movie. I disagree. The model town/Lethal Weapon/kaiju scene was fantastic.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 05:07 |
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Alhazred posted:I think its kinda funny that Valerian is accused of plagiarism considering how many people (including Luc Besson) that has stolen ideas and designs from that comic. That doesn't mean it isn't happening.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 13:48 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Alternatively who gives a poo poo? God forbid we notice a thing that is happening.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 14:26 |
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Alhazred posted:It kinda does, the costumes in the movie isn't even that different from the comics: http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Valerian-Comic-Book-Luc-Besson.jpg Those don't look anything like the promo photos besides being a type of clothing.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 15:31 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Beyond noticing, what's the point? Why should anyone care that the costumes in the movie look like Mass Effect outfits? You seem greatly invested in this. I just think it's slightly amusing that particular costume and the movie title looks so much like Mass Effect. Taking notice of it is the point.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 17:37 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Yeah I'm super invested, that's why the extent of my posts has been "who cares" and "why should I care", I'm clearly frothing over it. Since nobody is imploring you to care about it, yeah it seems weird.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 18:13 |
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Yoshifan823 posted:Movies around that time had some really loving great practical effects, for whatever reason. It was right after Jurassic Park, so the amount of advancement in technology was still huge (before people stopped caring and CGI looked better), and a lot of bigger budget movies used at least some CGI, and the CGI at that time was really pretty garbage. Mortal Kombat is the same way; that Goro animatronic is super dope. That's funny because when I saw it in theaters I thought Goro looked really bad.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 03:47 |
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I've seen Predator, Gojira and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles an absurd amount over the years. As fine a movie triplet as you'll ever see.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 14:27 |
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Sir Kodiak posted:Tom Hardy's vocal performance may be my favorite thing about that movie, and I like it in general. I'd have liked it more if I could understand half of what he was saying.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 05:10 |
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The Bourne movies and other, shitter movies beat the shaky cam dead horse too much and Begins kept on that path.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 18:09 |
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Xenomrph posted:You cannot be serious. It's boring, is shot poorly in basically every conceivable way and I'm not concerned enough about the well being of cars to care about anything that happens. It's better than AoU but it is still bad. There are tons of good action movies I can watch the Avengers over something like Dredd or Fury Road?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 15:10 |
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Xenomrph posted:We're talking about a movie that made over a billion dollars worldwide, enjoyed by 92% of critics (82% of top critics) and 91% of audiences, has a 4.6 out of 5 with over 10,000 reviews on Amazon, and an 8.1 out of 10 with nearly 100,000 ratings on IMDb, so when someone says the movie is "bad", the thought does cross my mind, yes. At the very least I imagine people who think 'The Avengers' is bad recognize and acknowledge that they're in the extreme minority, right? There are many tv shows that have much better cinematography than Avengers. It isn't that there are better action movies than the Avengers it is that the Avengers is a poor action movie. The action sequences are flat and there are no stakes nor consequences (unless you're a car).
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 16:28 |
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Xenomrph posted:I guess I just disagree then? The movie shows a literal interdimensional invasion ripping Manhattan a new rear end in a top hat, while a half dozen heroes do whatever they can to stop the destruction. The action is entertaining as heck, does a good job of showcasing the different characters' strengths and weaknesses (and their teamwork), and even manages to make the "non-powered" characters like Hawkeye or Black Widow feel like they're contributing to the action in meaningful, visually interesting ways. Somehow New York, one of the most densely populated places in the country, is completely devoid of people in minutes so that takes all the tension and stakes out of it. The action is terrible and makes no sense. The camera is not framed on anything interesting (cars again), the shots do not flow into each other with anything resembling narrative structure.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 16:54 |
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Xenomrph posted:It's a lighthearted PG-13 comic book movie, what were you expecting? Bodies in the street, moaning as they're crushed by rubble? Yeah, Man of Steel and many other PG-13 movies managed to do it just fine. The composition is bad. You can follow the action in each individual scene it is just bland and has that weird flat lighting that makes it even more uninteresting. The scenes don't flow together well to tell a story. We're supposed to believe the Avengers are being overwhelmed but there is nothing shown to convey that. I guess you missed all the movie-fight posts that showed all of this.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 17:11 |
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Shageletic posted:EDIT: Couple that with a mixed critical reception, they have to be wondering why they gave the keys to two of the most popular characters in fiction to Synder. We're likely to hear nothing about it in public though for a while. Because his movies make money and are good.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 17:44 |
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If BvS had the same kind of ad money as Man of Steel then it is doing just fine.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 23:45 |
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I remember there were toys where you could switch out their mutated arms and legs for regular, turtle legs and a little tail. Those things were ugly. Edit: haha 3 posts in a row. Tezcatlipoca fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Apr 11, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 01:03 |
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Fassbender was the best part of 300 and had the best laconic lines.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 14:58 |
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Electromax posted:Once everyone's favorite three headed dragon king has made an appearance, nobody will give a poo poo about a large monkey. King Kong is an ape you cretin.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 18:21 |
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As long as this version of Kong also gets drunk off of berry juice I'm fine with it.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 18:37 |
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Josh Lyman posted:You don't think "What he has always been is just a person who keeps on fighting, against anything and anyone" is a character flaw? I don't think that is an accurate description of him, so no.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 15:29 |
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Rhyno posted:I hate when they have a dude use an arm bar in a fight scene. It's so loving stupid. If you were in a fight for your life there's a really easy solution to breaking that. Are you trolling, joking or just really dumb?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 03:53 |
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Rhyno posted:I'm joking dude. Calm thy tits. I mean it was gonna be funny no matter what but I've seen and heard much worse and couldn't tell.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 04:40 |
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Shageletic posted:I don't want to start anything...but come on. Race is a stupid way to view things but if Africans have a set of similar characteristics, its something that is definitely shared by ancient Egyptians. Egyptians typically weren't black. There were a bunch of different races in Africa back then. The Nubians to the south were black Africans but Egyptians were closer to Mesopotamians in their features.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 16:54 |
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Darko posted:30 Days of Night was okay, the problem is that it could have been GREAT. Yeah most horror movies would be better if they were more like The Thing.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 22:29 |
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It's funny when people point to how much money a film made to determine how good or bad it is. Dredd is loving fantastic and it made poo poo. I didn't even know it had come out until about a year later and it may be my favorite action movie of the 2010s. A little more on topic: I vastly prefer Snyder's style of filmmaking to everything Marvel Studios has put out. He makes pretty movies with great compositions and I'd rather watch that and films like Godzilla '14 than Winter Soldier or the Avengers. Tezcatlipoca fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 30, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 07:30 |
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Snowman_McK posted:Sucker Punch was two hours of telling the people the trailer appealed to that they're kind of terrible. It's awesome. I feel like 300 was doing the same thing but was more subtle and it clicked with me a lot more. Dredd did the same thing. I will not stop talking about how much Dredd owns, you can't make me.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 07:58 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:What this reveals is that the actual profitability is irrelevant, as you are concerned that Superman is not being presented with enough offerings and sacrifices. You are appealing to my Mexica heart, I hope you know this. Are there any more references/allusions to Superman being aligned and/or related to the sun in BvS like in MoS? I really liked those parts.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 08:51 |
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This movie that made $850 million and probably made back most of its production cost in advertising is a failure because people on the internet desperately want it to be.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 16:37 |
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K. Waste posted:Alternatively, I hope he really takes the deliberate blandness of Aquaman's "out-takes from a James Cameron IMAX doc" cameo in Batman v Superman to heart to craft something basically like The Abyss, but from the perspective of the sea-alien. It is also full of trash, poison and we are killing and/or eating everything in it.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 03:29 |
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Burkion posted:We all know the best movie ever made would be a faithful recreation of the Herculoids the greatest cartoon of all time Dude, I've been trying to find this cartoon for weeks but couldn't remember the name for the life of me. Bless you.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 04:29 |
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HIJK posted:I am looking forward to Justice League. I am also looking forward to a great deal of handwringing about how Zack Snyder is the superhero anti-Christ and ruining All The Movies. I saw how violently people rejected BvS and knew I had to see it on the big screen. Also, Man of Steel was good and pretty.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 18:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:11 |
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Clark would not be capable of being Superman with Lois' continual influence on him. I thought the movie made that abundantly clear.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 03:35 |