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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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monolithburger posted:


Don't do meth, kids.

Wow total diss on shemales ruining an otherwise stunningly beautiful poem

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

hyperhazard posted:

I love this so much. There's so much going on. Every time I scroll up to look at it, I see some new wtfuckery.

Still life with violent schizophrenia

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

Man, finding these is like shooting fish in a barrel. Except for the personals section, I thought that would be a good place to find something funny but it turns out people trying to date through Craigslist are just too depressing.




You'd be surprised how common it is for professional massage therapists to trade for their services. My dad used to get us a nice beach house for 2 weeks by giving a guy and his wife like $1500 worth of massages spreading out over a year and I usually trade massages for haircuts and other things

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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El Estrago Bonito posted:

This is a joke, calling Ferrets cat snakes is a Tumblr meme. I know this because my teenage sister thought it was the peak of hilarity like 6 months ago.

I used to call them fur snakes and cat snakes on my own, I don't think it's that hard of a concept to come up with

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

Bought at an auction? I've seen equally random poo poo at auctions.

I randomly went to an auction a few weeks ago and someone was putting up huge boxes of used shampoo/body wash/toothpaste. I didn't even know selling used body cleaning material was legal

And no I did not bid. Nobody bid

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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hyperhazard posted:

Sometimes I wonder about the things listed under Antiques. Is there really a market for rusted tractor seats?







After watching way too much of that American pickers show I am convinced that 95% of rusted old poo poo can be sold to some rube for $200

Hell, I would buy that baby scale

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

You know that show is fake, right? Like they plant all of the items beforehand and none of it is real. The guys weren't even antique shop owners before the show started.

No poo poo, pawn stars and hardcore pawn is even faker and I still watch the hell out of them. I just like learning about the item histories

Well ok, for hardcore pawn it's more for the utter ridiculousness

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Also apparently aside from contacting the people way before hand, signing contracts to allow them to film etc American pickers is not nearly as fake as say Pawn Stars. The negotiating and buying that appears on camera is real and they were both pickers before hand although one of them just did it as a hobby

http://bnter.com/american-pickers-tv-show-real-or-fake/

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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Lizard Wizard posted:

Only the shadiest individual would need a baby scale.

Can only imagine a dude in a cape with a snidey whiplash mustache rubbing his hands together and cackling as the scale settles and he realizes he's got a hefty 9 pounder

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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The Endbringer posted:

Those pawn shows and storage shows are basically just Antiques Roadshow in disguise.

Which is my favorite show ever so what are you trying to say, tough guy

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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Catnipped posted:

"Wild mice are exactly the same as pet ones right? Well whatever, give your snake some parasites for free"

Now I'm curious what parasites can pass from mice to snakes via digestion. I mean there have to be a ton cause its such a logical evolutionary pathway

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Please tell me that starts off angry but ends up begging for a date

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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constantinople posted:

The light has gone out of his eyes.

Romeo Rose most likely never had "light" in his eyes, dudes been a lost case probably since he was at least a teenager

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

sweeperbravo posted:

This is so ugly it's cute again, i want it

I'm the "that has to be traced from a ballsack" tongue

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

CuteStorm posted:

I decided to see what was going on in Nebraska. See if you can spot the trend.






They all mention Wal-Mart.

I thought those top two were connected at first and was very confused as to what he was looking for

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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Bast Relief posted:

Ever since plastic got so popular sea glass has been increasingly hard to find. However, there is no end of crafts you can make with it on Pinterest. I found out people also sell TP tubes and soda tabs on eBay because of crafters too.

It is? I wish I could remember exactly what beach it was in NJ but I was on it like 5 years back and the entire beach was basically sea glass. I thought it was common as poo poo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Oh yeah tons of nearly infected contact dermitis bumps on the arms, weird controlling dude hand drifting in, mouth and face region that looks like jim careys The Grinch... so far checking off all my boner boxes, but that top isn't really doing it for me so I'll have to pass

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Love to see this person running their bird on their antique treadmill

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

So does every animal just instinctively run on treadmills cause I didn't realize this was a thing

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Snowy posted:

Check it out some time, they make some cool stuff



Wtf did they do with the other half of the cat

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hugoon Chavez posted:

It's terrible but I don't really see why it belongs in the thread. It's good enough for lovely album covers and 10$ commissions of your D&d Character?

Depressed shirtless king covered in syrup is my original D&D character and I'm going to my lawyers

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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hyperhazard posted:

Seriously, don't read it unless you're into torture porn. I went through it back in the day thinking that it was going to be hilariously bad. Instead, it's a dude calling faeries "cutie-pies" as he breaks off their limbs and stuff as they scream.

Dude was seriously hosed up.

You can de-limb things in Minecraft? Or is that just some torture or gore mod

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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Black Mage Knight posted:

While I usually see people just give them away, I have seen Melee players willing to pay for them. Running Melee (old fighting games too) on anything that isn't a CRT kinda sucks basically.

I picked one up on the side of the road a few weeks ago cause I found a copy of house of the dead 2 for dreamcast and no way to play it with the light guns. The thing weighs like 7 tons and it uh was not really worth lugging it down our staircase for a game that's like an hour long

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

>INVENTORY

You are carrying:

$30
body odor

This is one of those anti-piracy games where there's no way to proceed past the first few screens isn't it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sexual Aluminum posted:

This. I have a co worker who collects Mammy figures. Props for trying to take it back I guess.

I've known two seperate black dudes who collect confederate flag themed kitsch and wear shirts with it on them in public. Both of them just like the flag design and hate liberals though.

Introducing them to each other was weird as all gently caress

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I feel like two grown humans should be able to lift that rock without too much trouble it's not like it's a huge early 2000s box tv or anything

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Love how the crazy fetish man is trying so drat hard to claim it's not a sex thing but can't help but request longhaired models for his pics that won't even show the hair

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Viola

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I can't not imagine this man looking exactly like Howard Taft for some reason

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wtf is a toilet bashing

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

They look like large fungal growths on a cave ceiling

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Inescapable Duck posted:

I mean, that's a pretty sensible lighting solution for an angled ceiling.

Why would you need that many lamps in so small a space

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

...each? How many of these things could there possibly be

also $325 for this horror the size of a softball lol

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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Youth Decay posted:

I feel kinda bad for laughing at this



I can't probate you because this isn't GBS, but I can suggest that you should probably try to not be an awful weirdo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I have a feeling that the type of woman who walks around naked farting up the joint isn’t going to be what that dude is hoping for

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

sweeperbravo posted:

PYF Weird Craigslist Ads: Boobs being covered up. They have grown and been shown.

It almost sounds like they're trying to sell them on Craiglist themselves

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
They didn't say they were prize winning. It's probably why they're selling them off

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Can confirm. Landlord is a Jazz drummer, and every 8 months or so a girlfriend will yell that he is an rear end in a top hat and move out.

It's awkward, but his basement is pretty cheap rent considering.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


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People can work themselves up into a frenzy when it's a stressed out group who all notice/are lead to notice odd things, it's pretty great

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