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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I just did a Google Search for &erson and I know I shouldn't be surprised but I am

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Dr. Clockwork posted:

Wait, is it supposed to be Anderson or Ampersanderson?
&erson & &erson

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Poor child doesn't know what the phrase "looks like" means. How embarrassing for the parents.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I'm Howie Depot

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Skwirl posted:

"Being gay isn't a choice, it's something that happens to you when JK Rowling decides it's your time."
Best one:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Skoogeth/status/1107635835103531008

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Furia posted:

What the hell did Rowling do?
Trying to play both sides of the fence. Hermione's black, Dumbledore's gay. But uh, that's not written anywhere in the books or reflected by casting in the films where it may have negatively affected sales but trust me it was always the case my books are very woke.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Did he ever say why he did it?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Skwirl posted:

I'm going with "he was 17."
I'm looking for post-hoc justifications not root causes

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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bulletsponge13 posted:

I'll test this.

I made a solid attempt to pet an Ocelot once, but never got realistically close.
Snake?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Sneaksie Taffer posted:

She didn't get him arrested; she knew he needed a new job.
:discourse:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

Some more low-hanging fruit from notalwaysright

I'm the revenge fantasy which involves an attractive woman pretending to like him

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

then what's wrong with me? :(
There is a character limit you know

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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oldpainless posted:

That’s why you shove multiple penises in every available orifice. If you’re gonna have to wait might as well have some fun
absorb the excess cum into your fatty tissue to be released in times of cock drought

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

If you lied, would they know?
dick that didn't happen

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Danaru posted:

I'm not going to go into the closet for the privilege of giving away my life saving blood.
Technically you'd just be claiming you don't got game

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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oldpainless posted:

I don’t believe so
What if I use a complex system of mirrors and pulleys so it looks like there's six of me

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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How much corn is that?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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So is this a chud who bought so hard into the "literally shaking" meme that they actually think it adds authenticity?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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vieil sans pain

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Aleph Null posted:

I believe in a malevolent, hateful god who despises us and works to maximize our suffering, not by constant torture, but by torture interspersed with joyful respites, so the pain will be that much worse by our remembering what we've lost.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Oh that's who she is

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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GreenMetalSun posted:

Like, how old is this kid that she considers Finding Dory to be The Definitive Feminist Masterpiece Of Our Time but considers Finding Nemo trash?

I assumed from her obvious self-portrait avatar that she was 19 or 20 or something, or had just finished highschool. Not that she was 41.
She wrote the Feed zombie novels and they are revealing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I cannot express how much the term filker annoys me

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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So you write and sing songs?

NO IT'S DIFFERENT IT NEEDS ITS OWN SPECIAL WORD

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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A gift from another thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I have the PERFECT video for
:mad:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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It adds "authenticity". If you were faking the conversation you'd obviously take nicer screenshots!


e: iT'S LIKE SCREWING UP THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AN DSPACING TO SHOW HOW EXCITED YOU ARE! cLEARLY i'M GENUINELY EXCITDE OR i WOULD HAVE TYPED THIS BETTER AND CHECKED BEFORE HTITING SNED!

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngGRZehWFSY

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I've done the thing where I've found something funny and laughed and then tried to move on to something else and started laughing again and had that keep going for a long while, but a solid 10 minutes of laughing would probably do permanent physical damage to you.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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At least five people at an airport were so excited by a ringtone they abandoned what they were doing for the most milquetoast of improv

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Also same hahaha

I was like dang, that's one way to come out as bi I guess
Absolutely same including the bi bit.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I couple of days ago I dreamt about a really really close friend from college and we had a great dream day together just hanging out and catching up. Then the dream fast forwarded to six months later and I found out she'd died of cancer and I was devastated about not having spent more time with her. I was still feeling lovely when I woke up and typing this out I still kind of miss my good friend who I should emphasise never actually existed.

Since there's already a whomp posted it was basically this:

except feelings of decades old friendship.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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bike tory posted:

Isn't that just like 90% of boomers on social media?
So we're all in agreement then!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Had a look at this guy's account and there's a certain rightward slant to some of his titles

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Stack Machine posted:

Sit down, I'm going to tell you a story.
No gently caress you

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Read the tweet without reading your comment and thought it was a covid thing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

This is from a year ago but is on the front page of Imgur right now. Why do people lap up such obvious bullshit that isn't even particularly interesting.




Is Swedish, uses the word "chavs". Sounds legit. I also assume Sweden has some form of tenant or squatters rights that make this incredibly illegal.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Danaru posted:

In countless millennia, a star will exist that was once the tattoo of the bee from Bee Movie sucking off the Stay Puft marshmallow man that's on my left rear end cheek
Ah, the elusive brown hole

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Raldikuk posted:

my yorkiepoo
You sicken me

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

My best friend trains puppies that are to be proper service dogs and they have to be extremely well behaved and responsive to commands to graduate.
https://youtu.be/ND63UPelkIw

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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freeedr posted:

I don’t know what a screaming dick looks like


somebody illustrate it
Turn off your monitor

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