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Lowtax posted:oh really: [url]https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1f08LV0sYFsJ:https://jessicanexus.wordpress.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us[/url] Jessica Dupre posted:This one time, I confessed my robot fetish to a boyfriend early in our relationship. He didn’t quite understand at first. He asked, “So you mean you’d have sex with R2D2?”
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 07:27 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 11:51 |
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Cowman posted:this lady wants to gently caress robots you forgot the most important part of the fantasy; "if robot-her breaks the man has to take her apart and fix her and put her back together again and she's grateful" I'm not kidding that is apparently extremely important to her getting her rocks off lol
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 07:51 |
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Cowman posted:what a progressive feminist, wanting a man to do everything for her
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 08:32 |
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haha gross
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 09:14 |
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If you haven't read her amazon book description you're missing outquote:Jessica Dupre knows she's broken, but she wants to make you laugh about it. She puts up with a dysfunctional family including a hot schizophrenic mom, a disinterested workaholic dad, a hopelessly dependent brother, and all of their impossible expectations. All the while, she struggles to build her own career as a writer, which she knows is a horrible idea, searching for love on the side. She finds comfort in a bizarre sexual fetish about robots, an erotic craving activated by a traumatic series of sexual awakenings as a young adult. No kidding, stuff so bad she has to crack jokes about it to keep from crying. Yet underneath all that cynicism is a cuddly little girl you'll fall in love with, and then tell all of your friends to buy her book. And you'll root for her, and wonder if she'll ever find someone who can satisfy her weird, techno-sexual desires. And you'll beg her to update her blog more often. the narcissism is loving astonishing
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 19:17 |
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my favorite part is fembot Jessica is sultry and submissive and programmed to follow a man's every command but she is not a whore, and you cannot just boss her around you misogynist!! I had no idea why it's all so goofilly complicated, but poor drat Nonexistent Dr Who Boyfriend must be the dumbest, ugliest, or fattest motherfucker around to put up with this level of bonkers
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 09:27 |
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quote:Jessica Dupre is the cartoon version of a writer and academic who wants to talk about fembots, gender, and sex while posting erotica. She is a feminist in the Kristeva/Cisoux sense, meaning equality and choice but also lots of messing around with language and representation. She wants to meet and break your expectations at the same time. If she’s not teaching or writing research articles, she’s probably off with her gorgeous boyfriend or here, or at the gym, because she doesn’t sleep. Ever. You can buy her erotic memoir about being a fembot, The Incredible Broken Girl, over at Amazon. Jessica is gorgeous, athletic, a perfect feminist, professionally very successful, has a flawless boyfriend, and is all around just loving amazing. all of these are true facts because she wrote them on the internet.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 18:30 |
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the terminator movies are probably super sad for her
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 20:57 |
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That Robot posted:im a robot and i'm fine w/ it wow I mean she sucks but that kinda shade seems uncalled for
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 23:17 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Mishap on the Trail Austin Powers
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 18:05 |
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when your weirdo insular super-specific fetish community casts you out you know you're a serious fuckup
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 23:30 |
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a retard posted:sa collaborated with some diaper fetish forum back in the day to gently caress with deek becasue even other diaper fetish people hated deek that badly maybe we should team up with those goofball Tribes forums to rid the internet of the schizo scourge of Dare/Alex Levert
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 00:01 |
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JessicaDupre posted:Thank you so much for starting an entire thread about me. It makes me feel really special. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm back online, and everything is going just great. Also, I've rethought my position and think sexism is totally funny. You shouldn't be banned for making sexist comments here, but if I can make fun of you for it then I'm going to. I'm thrilled to be here on General Bullshit and look forward to what happens next. I love how you can never actually quote any unironically sexist posts. Also did you seriously unban and buy a new av just to pick fights and lose another $15?
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 18:35 |
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That Robot posted:you are a narcissist, a coward and a terrible writer where is the adama2014 thing from? not that I don't believe you I just want to read more about this mentally ill dumpster fire of a human being
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 19:19 |
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I keep trying to imagine how broken a human being you'd have to be to have your sexual awakening happen to Austin 'loving' Powers but it just ain't making any more sense
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 23:38 |
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JessicaDupre posted:Could you clarify your analogy, Moridin920? Am I the sticky blob, or the person who poked it? What if I enjoy being covered by a sticky blob? why do you keep giving lowtax money to shittalk you?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 00:12 |
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Applewhite posted:If my tablet weren't packed up in my suitcase we would already have a sex robot CYOA. I just hope the topic is still relevant by the time i can draw again. gonna go ahead and click this thread 5 a few times to stay in practice
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 01:23 |
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Applewhite posted:Judging by her avatar, Jessica seems a dab hand at art. Maybe she should try. her 'boyfriend' (who is most definitely not just sockpuppeting her) is a deviantart champ
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 01:28 |
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JessicaDupre posted:To the critics: What I'm hearing is that a 30-page thread of thoughtless insults is funny, so long as I don't show up and kill everyone's fun. How about this? Reading through all that nonsense, I found two posts that made me laugh. The rest were pretty boring. I remember better taunts at the back of my school bus in middle school. why are you a guy pretending to be a girl? why are you doing that?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:33 |
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JessicaDupre posted:Yes, I loved that one, 3D-printing my own baby... why are you a guy pretending to be a girl
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 05:10 |
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JessicaDupre posted:Thanks, now I just want to drink wine and watch Blade Runner. I should take some of the better advice and stop commenting on my thread. I'm sad that I feel I have to explain this right now, but consider that someone might be male and female, sexist and feminist, and everything else. For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona, or maybe I just enjoy hopping fetishes and loving with people. It doesn't really matter. Moriarty does bore easily, and this has played itself out I think... holy poo poo you really are a dude lmao
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 06:23 |
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hey Adama I see you reading guy, you all done rolling with those punches? scared to just admit you're a weirdo dude who pretended to be a female rape victim to support feminism?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 22:44 |
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That Robot posted:now where will he get his robot boners? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS3612EIcF4
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 00:10 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:I gotta be honest, it's working. it's gotta just be a matter of time before the taxman gets bored and re-bans him. I don't think you're allowed to send DEAR RICHARDs and live.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 08:08 |
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JessicaDupre posted:I've been living a lie this whole time in the name of social progress. So it's okay for me to make fun of awkward people at the gym now? You're all fat cows for not being able to run a 6 minute mile. I feel so much better now. Awww, someone thinks I'm going to leave now because they replaced my avatar with a (gaaaasp) fat girl. JessicaDupre posted:Low Tax is like one of my professors who threatened to kill me for having a respiratory infection one week, then asked me what contagious disease I was going to give him when I came back. Then at the end of the semester he asked me on a date. Low Tax, if you're reading this, I'm not going on any dates with you. Meghan Trainor is also probably a little out of your league. JessicaDupre posted:No one worry. I'm here to offer support and acceptance for people with all kinds of problems, including those who feel personally offended by obesity: adama why won't you come home and post? why are you a guy pretending to be a girl? why do you desperately want to post in a place that hates you and you supposedly couldn't stand?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 18:17 |
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JessicaDupre posted:Truth? I can't "come home." I was kicked out of that forum with no opportunity to explain myself, the forum owner allowed rampant speculation about me afterward, and so now I'm on here calling out assholes for fun in my spare time. Congratulations. You all think you're so smart and tolerant. Go tell the others. yeah but why are you a guy pretending to be a girl?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 19:51 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 11:51 |
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JessicaDupre posted:Let me come down to your level for a minute, you obsolete 1980s-style bugbot: people like you will always act on their assumptions and ignore what they don't want to believe. I could imagine all kinds of things about you, like maybe you live in your mom's basement and the closest you've ever come to a woman is a blow-up doll. Do I say them? No. Because while they seem to be true based on your behavior here, you might be completely different from the constant irritant I see on this thread. That probably means I'm not suited for this place. I gave it a shot, though. get this dude to a hospital he's got terrible burns!!
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 05:56 |