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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

These special effects are really loving beautiful. Too bad you can't make an entire movie that way!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:55

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

3 days out threat, only one ship in range. That's the Federation! :slide whistle:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I see what they were driving at. It's awesome in the context of reviving a cult hit TV show on the big screen.

I would have been creaming my pants if I saw this in the theater.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kirk is giving the Enterprise the gently caress eyes.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:01

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The gruesome transporter accident really starts this movie of on a high note.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:09

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My grandfather looked like disco Bones. Imagine growing up with that.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:17

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This whole wormhole scene is on drugs.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I couldn't do it. I'm watching Office Space and King of the Hill instead. Also, I accidentally turned on closed captioning on my TV and it's weird at poo poo seeing my TV covered in label maker writing when I watch VHS.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hector Beerlioz posted:

They should bring back UPN for the new show

As long as they reboot Homeboys in Outer Space, I am down with this.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 07:27

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

How loathsome do you think O'Brien loving a clone of himself would be?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 09:11

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sex candle was the best counselor of all.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 10:32

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

tactlessbastard posted:

They could call it...the B-Team.

The 'Clay Team.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 07:21

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sisko would be BA.

Riker as Face.

Who would be Hannibal?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 07:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Imagine how much fun it was when President Reagan visited

He probably thought he was touring the real space program.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 00:09

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

shadow puppet of a posted:

Ain't nothing sexier than when Dukat lets out his pageboy haircut

A look that only the most comfortable of Bajoran comfort women ever got to see.

"You are tearing me apart, Kira!".

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 04:26

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Imagine how insufferable hanging out with C3P0 and Neelix together would be.

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Mar 24, 2017

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 07:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 18:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Voyager has lots of good episodes!

Each one better than the one before it!

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 04:24

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Fury;

Tuvok comes before Janeway

Holy poo poo, phrasing.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 06:51

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Holy poo poo, the shameless plugging before the start of Generations on VHS is real bad. :staredog:

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 04:51

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"A Rick Berman Production"

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 04:52

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Guinan angle could have been so good.

Imagine if this movie was made but it was good?

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Enterprise: a ship that it makes sense to have shitload of kids on.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 06:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I just read that Edward James Olmos declined to audition for the role of Picard.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 11:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cobweb Heart posted:

Now I'm on the one where he's a flat, affectless wreck from being interrogated by mind masters. Neelix is annoying but it's funny as gently caress that every time someone asks him for information about the locality, the ostensible reason he got aboard, he gives some excuse and is useless

Neelix straight up conned Janeway in The Caretaker and she was too dumb to not let him keep doing it for 7 seasons.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 10:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Zesty Crab Legs posted:

Aquiel

A starfleet officer disappears, presumed dead. Geordie reviews all of her personal logs.

She's found safe and sound. Geordie takes her to a bar. Uses his knowledge of her personal life to hit on her before letting her know that he went through her logs.

She gets upset when she finds that out. "But we thought you were dead."

She then apologizes to him.

Negged the poo poo outta that bitch
:smug:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 04:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

criscodisco posted:

You sit in a chair too long in Star trek and it gains sentience

How many pages of fan fics have you written based on this premise?

# ¿ May 2, 2017 07:11

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hey guys, I got behind on this thread and haven't read it in a while so I don't remember...

Is "Inside Star Trek" the book that talks about Gene being all coked up and a lech? I'm at a thrift store and want to spend my $1 wisely.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 00:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Inside Star Trek has some Gene stories, but it's really more about the overall behind-the-scenes of TOS production. It's a great read overall and you cannot go wrong with it.

Gene Roddenberry: The Myth and the Man Behind "Star Trek" by Joel Engel is the one that really dives into how hosed up and scummy Gene Roddenberry could be.

Thanks for the info! I'll be sure to keep an eye out for the other book.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 07:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Devil's Fart

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 01:14

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

tactlessbastard posted:

gently caress the haters ENT is good.

For that matter, so is Disco.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 03:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

FabioClone posted:

Is this the worst possible picture of the cast of DS9?

Bashir looks grim as hell.
Odo's makeup looks like poo poo.
Quark has so much makeup on that that's probably the only face he can make.
O'Brien looks like he's creeping.
Sisko looks like a wax statue.
Jake looks like a hologram.
Jadzia is strongly side eyeing someone or something.
Kira's posture is offputting.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 10:40

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

That thing where they create warmth in a cave by piling up rocks and shooting them with a phaser is pretty cool, at least.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 03:32

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Inescapable Duck posted:

Did TAS have caves?

Yeah, and also western sets and whatever other sets were available in the studio at the time.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 05:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I only follow Fuzzy Dunlop's arc when i rewatch The Wire.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 20:59

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I bought this at GW. for $.99. Anyone ever seen it? I'm about to watch it right now.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 18:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sadly, Shasta McNasty and Moesha could not save the network.

Also, Homeboys in Outer Space and The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 18:58

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I just installed Pluto on my Roku and switched to STTNG All Good Things just in time to catch Riker making GBS threads all over Worf and Worf saying some dumbass poo poo about "honor". :discourse:

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 19:33

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

StashAugustine posted:

Why do you think Jadzia hooked up with him

"Got that Ketracel White, here!"

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 20:35

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Now I'm watching the episode where Picard gets a teenage son.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 21:24

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