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FuhrerHat posted:william riker's terrible horrible no-good very bad day Riker:"SHUT THE gently caress UP!" Troi: "Will, I sense your frustration." Well, at least they got ONE crew member accurate.
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JediTalentAgent posted:If Troi's mom was a telepath, was her behavior intentionally trolling everyone by just being an obnoxious sex fiend to them? I think the best Mama Troi episode is on DS9 where she's so eager to jump Odo's goo she psychically infects everyone with a disease that makes them want to jump whoever they have a crush on. Then Jadzia figures something's up but instead of saying "hey, something's up" she pranks Sisko by making him think Dax has jungle fever.
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Jun 23, 2016 18:04
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Sisko is the best captain just because when he went to the mirror universe he actually hosed Mirror Jadzia. There wasn't any moral dilemma or anything. I hope he called her Old Man, too. He just goes with the flow that entire episode. Kidnapped by mirror universe O'Brien? Well, that's rude, but whatever. Asked to impersonate his violent doppelganger? Well, I might as well since I'm here. Beat Bashir's face in? Now we're talkin'! Plow Jadzia? Ha! Like you even have to ask. Dude's only moral dilemmas that trip were A) Does he bang Kira, too? And B) Does he bring Jennifer back because mirror universe bitches are definite into some freaky-rear end poo poo.
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Jun 23, 2016 18:31
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oldpainless posted:I know TNG didn't really ever deal with money or a budget but it needed a villain on the ship and it should have been an accountant who always complained about the cost of things. Sitting on the other side of Riker and no matter what, he complains about the budget. Every Starfleet ship has a Bond Company Stooge like on Life Aquatic.
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Jun 30, 2016 15:10
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Germstore posted:The Star Trek thread should be accelerated in the large hadron collider and shot into the GoT thread. We could add a lot to the standard model of bad posting. Then we can finally confirm the existence of the God Poster.
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Jul 1, 2016 15:11
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I like that Keiko is a bad cook in DS9 because even though it 's all replicated, she picks the grossest things from the menu. Like she entered a cheat code to unlock Cardie food because she thought that was a great idea to serve that poo poo to Miles and a cardassian kid raised all his life by bajorans. Also LOL that they locked out the cardassian food in the replicators.
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Jul 1, 2016 18:38
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Squizzle posted:Space is very cold. "Orions know about shrinkage...Right?"
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Jul 1, 2016 20:39
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etalian posted:The Android is a def. a dream waifu The android was also the doctor on Lost Girl, starring a woman with the totally not pornstar name of Anna Silk and had an episode featuring Slenderman. Killjoys is also back, which is not a very good show, but it works for Friday nights when I just don't give a poo poo.
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Jul 2, 2016 18:15
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etalian posted:Killjoys is pretty cheesy but at same time compelling for some reason such as the cyberpunk setting. Yeah, I actually do enjoy Killjoys and Dark Matter even though they're not that great. They hit the sweet spot of "godawfully cheese but still decent enough" that I can wrap around my like a manchild security blanket and reminisce about Friday nights when I had no date or social activity but "no biggie I got Stargate to watch." I look forward to what shows will fill this genre in ten years so I can watch it and reminisce about Friday nights when I had no dates or social activity, but "it's no biggie because Killjoys and Dark matter is on."
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Jul 2, 2016 22:37
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Best 90s CGI is Seaquest because the ocean is so dark and hazy you can barely see anything beyond vague shapes.
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Jul 6, 2016 03:50
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SeaQuest was a perfectly good show for the single season it lasted. 
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Jul 6, 2016 16:30
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Sunswipe posted:I like to think he doesn't know about the lovely aspects of Bronydom and thinks it's just some adults who like a kids cartoon in a relatively normal way. Like how when I was growing up, my parents liked Dangermouse because it was a funny show with jokes adults could enjoy as well. It wasn't like they wanted to buy and gently caress plush dolls of Penfold. ... That you know of.
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Jul 7, 2016 02:07
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Someone wondered what happens during the night shift on Federation ships. I bet it's this.
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Sunswipe posted:In JJ's Trek future, do you think that Sulu's hubby was able to conceive and carry their child? Male pregnancy being official canon would be most fanfic writers dream come true. 'Junior' confirmed as a Star Trek prequel.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:10
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criscodisco posted:Ohio too. It's the same here, too, they're always Family Video with their brick obelisk out front. Back in like '07, I used to date a girl who went to Miami of Ohio and to get to her place I'd have to drive past the Family Video in Hamilton and Oxford. It seemed very fitting that those would be two places that still had video stores.
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Jul 8, 2016 03:57
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Automatic Slim posted:Torres does not really unless you think having child is character development. Paris goes from being a Lothario to a beta male. He's probably forced to be pegged every night. "Forced" Suuuuurrrrreeee.....
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Jul 10, 2016 15:40
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:so this is from last month but you're gonna get huge lols from this I thought Tom Baker was the first to return. Or whoever the Curator was who basically only idiots and AV Club reviewers didn't get was the Doctor after he's 'retired'.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:39
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Only because you could cheat because your dad did all the legwork, free-loader.
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Jul 13, 2016 15:38
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FilthyImp posted:Now I'm picturing a bunch of 14 year olds* in the holodeck recreating that scene in TNG with the alien abduction aliens, but with naked hot chicks. "Computer, give me a naked woman." *Holodeck inflatable rubber woman materializes* "No, something a little more intimidating." *Rubber woman is replaced with holographic seventeen-tentacled eldritch horror with rotating rings of serrated metal vaginal dentata.* "Hmm, yes, that's about right..."
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Jul 13, 2016 17:55
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Trast posted:"Computer. Initiate program Sisko 504." That actually sounds like a good way to unwind after the stresses of the day until you get to the point where you can't actually eat them.
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Jul 13, 2016 19:51
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naem posted:Maybe you can chew and swallow the holo-mass and then make some holopoop Does holo-poop result in clean wipes? I hope so because wiping my rear end after a poop and seeing nearly pristine TP is one of the few true pleasures in life.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:14
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Am I clean-wiping all my poops?
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Jul 13, 2016 20:18
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naem posted:Yes and you and counselor Troy and seven of nine and 2001 era Jolene blalock are all happily married and they all wear high heels and bikinis all the time and make you big plates of chicken wings and like make out with each other an everything You could put me in a Married With Children sim as Al or even Bud - long as I get my clean wipe poops, I'm good.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:34
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naem posted:Al owns a very nice two level ranch brick home, has an easy sales job, married to a hot big boobed woman who wants to have sex like all the time, and has two beautiful children who both grow up to be happy and sucessful Al was probably a closeted gay based on how unattracted he was to said hot wife, his compulsion to hypermasculinity, and his constant reminiscing about when he played high school football (when he would presumably shower with fellow just-hitting-their-sexual-peak teenaged boys). To be honest, no one on that show had it especially bad - even Bud got live girl action from time to time.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Marcy was not a teller. She gets demoted to teller at least five times. Then promoted back to whatever she did when she wasn't demoted. Also she got hired out to give bad news to companies because she's a squirter.
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Was there ever a bad episode? I mean, I watch it on TBS before heading into work and maybe it's because I'm still waking up, but every one is comedy gold.
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Jul 14, 2016 04:04
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I think she was always dumb and slutty, they just cranked it to 11 at the point they started going surreal. Like, this is a girl who in the early years had no idea how to make Jello - even having trouble opening the box and was slitting her diapers to show more leg as a toddler. Also on the topic of Kelly I'm suddenly remembering the Milla Jovovich episode and the one with the lesbian pedo cheerleading coach. And Matt LeBlanc playing a prototype Joey.
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Action Jacktion posted:"Radio Free Trumaine" had Keri Russell at a university radio station I think this is where I first learned about the Attica Prison Riot.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Even more absurd is how apparently the entire senior staff can't recognize a Greek omega symbol. These idiots are supposed to be learning calculus in 5th grade, but common Greek symbols are too far beyond their knowledge. Only Vinny, Voyager's space electrician recognized it, but no one ever asks his opinion on things like resistance or voltage drop.
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Jul 16, 2016 15:43
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They all seem to do the double-fist. It's like the only martial arts move Starfleet teaches.
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Jul 18, 2016 15:30
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Why is it even an argument about the Doc having a munchkin voice when he's munchkin-fied? Like LOL if you wouldn't make a hologram a midget and not make him sound like the chipmunks loving the Lollipop Guild.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:He was also wrongly accused of rape and Atticus Finch had to defend him A pretty messed up way to spend your holodeck time.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:It's almost a medical waste type thing, so yeah, blue. But replicators are a yellow-shirt detail, so one would think that would apply to the whole infrastructure.
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Jul 22, 2016 01:37
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Tectonis posted:Computer, one condolence letter, somber. *computer generates basic form letter* "No... More feeling." *Computer generates tear-stained letter written on parchment made from a sample of Picard's skin* "Hmmm, yes, that will work."
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Jul 22, 2016 03:16
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Somewhere in the depths of the Enterprise is Joacuin Phoenix's and Chris Pratt's characters from 'Her'.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:17
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Dear Mr & Mrs Rickey, It's Gene Luck Pickerd  At least I remember it being Gene Luck, I don't feel like looking it up.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:35
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Fister Roboto posted:I just loved how Tyrol decided to gently caress off by himself to Iceland or something. The actor who played him also once cockslapped a sound guy.
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Jul 23, 2016 17:27
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Automatic Slim posted:Go on. I'll let him tell it as he builds BSG models with Adam Savage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHITcrnGn1U EDIT: They also both have amusing Robin Williams stories.
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Gammatron 64 posted:So, immediately after getting out of Star Trek Beyond and enjoying the hell out of it... I see the teaser for CBS' new show, Star Trek: Discovery. And showrunner Bryan Fuller says that Voyager is his favorite series. I'm so glad this is going to be only on CBS's streaming service and feel sorry for the rest of the world that will have it on Netflix.
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Binary Badger posted:I love two of the comments for that video: 1) it looks like a cheap kit bash and 2) STD is a baaaaaad acronym for a new Trek show to have. Also it's apparently Ralph MacQuarrie's concept art? http://io9.gizmodo.com/5721854/ralph-mcquarries-lost-concept-art-for-a-star-trek-movie-in-1976-1977/
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