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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

If everybody who reads this thread was asked to choose just one of those posts that I should have only made, it would be beating all kinds of astronomical odds if everybody picked the same ONE as you did. You don't have to like everything I post.

I think that personally I could've done just fine with everything you've posted thus far except the little kid from bob's burgers sack-tapping a still photo of male human model crossed a pretty clear line for me, even with the funny sidemouth voice. Just my 2cents my beutiful girl! :h::h::h::patriot:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

Ohhh, hang on now! I'm not American, I don't even even know what "Bob's Burgers" is, we don't have that chain here. I certainly didn't realise that's a child - it looks like a cartoon woman to me. Look at the face, that's not a child face (I don't reckon so anyway). Oh, poo poo... that's my bad... it didn't even occur to me to check first, like a background check, to see who the pic was actually about - 'coz I saw nothing amiss, I didn't see a child there.

Oh hush, my wee stubby nublet. Shh~ It's okay. It's only facebook.

I ate Kermit the Frog because Freud told me to.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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1st: Click "LIKE"

2nd: COMMENT "R.I.P."

3th: Football isn't an art and music isn't a competitive sport goddamn it Shelley we've talked about this.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Tricky D posted:

This really makes me think


about banging this hot blonde girl.

It makes me think about having to live out an entire life married to a beautiful woman like that while trying and failing in earnest to sound non-condescending.

"Wow honey, that's pretty funny! I think you might be onto something there, y'know?-! Maybe you should post that idea up on facebook and see what all your friends think!" :nallears:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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✝(💗💗)✝Amen

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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ghost emoji posted:

no wait i'm this lady



:hchatter:
Ah, a fellow wine enthusiast and a single parent I see ;)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Anderron Shi posted:


I fixed my fin font too.

The druggie loser idiots at the clinic didn't steal :20bux: straight from your purse, your kid or husband did.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

kazr posted:

truly a pig in lipstick

Not pictured: custom vacuum "attachment." :mrapig:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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:syoon: and kitties too!!! :syoon:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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I thought that was Randy Quaid at first!!!!

He looks and acts just like that crazy drunk crop duster in ID4 love that movie :patriot: hell yeah and god bless

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Thanks 97.3 the eagle we will serve you every day :patriot:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

I like how The Eagle isn't ready to rule out the possibility of driving over a bomb.

Yeah there's no chance I'll run over a bomb today I haven't left my house in weeks.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Allies of Vagina
Vagine Ally
e: Vadjinnally

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 29, 2016

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Schwarbage posted:



Just a dude posting his sick full tang broadsword not too weird.
Hey who's that with him in his profile pic?



oh

I'm so nervous about the new Twin Peaks! :cripes:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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I also love that moment from that song during that one female-empowering disney movie, yes, and I also like a punk rock song! This is SO me!
Nostalgia mining for clicks! GO FUN YOURSELF 9GAG!!! Arararg!:rant:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The wooden spoon thing is almost certainly about kids getting splinters in the mouth and throat and yet somehow not dying, right?

Source: I love chewing the poo poo out of popsicle sticks.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Madcosby posted:

Da Motha Fuckin Share Z0ne

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Aug 9, 2016

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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I can't stop shaking my head at the computer screen.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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BOY IF U DONT!!!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Ashley Bentmann




Kimberly Firella




Chloe Steinbrucker




Jodi Nameth

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Whoopes how to delete a post

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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TRANSLATION:

"Oh, nobody better bother my sister on her walk; nobody mess with her she's my lil' sister folks. Chicago, Detroit, goddamn. gently caress..."
*picture of 2 handguns and a half-finished bottle of whiskey on a picnic table*

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Blue Train posted:

kill whitey

:wth::yeah::roflolmao:

:suicide:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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TheMostFrench posted:


This guy regularly posts about how he has no girlfriend.

Chloe looks like a Clyde with that chill bro-smile, man. Watch out!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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Salty Josh posted:

That vagina be stomped to poo poo. Looks like that dude is crying.

A gross but fitting sharez0ne contribution

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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I was taught to "let the hose clear out" before I took a drink :shrug:

You know the water's cleaner once it's nice and cool at least. Mmm hosewater.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

and she had a pair of raccoons living in her chest

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Aug 23, 2016

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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I click on the thumbnail for a phone screenshot where I can plainly see that it's a photo of a woman showing off her cleavage and the first place my eyes go to is the battery icon.

Shameful. (6% how could you)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Anderron Shi posted:

All my posts are from my timeline



Facebook version:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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killary the hidlaeast and pontus pilot

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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treiz01 posted:

She's using an app or something to stretch her face like that right? RIGHT???

I'm guessing at a pacific islander & asiatic combo for her parentage - maybe Hawaiian and Japanese?
e: NEVERMIND here's her gramps:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

:gbsmith: and here I am.
:69snypa:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
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OsakaShadow posted:

It's a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels, you see.

It's a terrible troll for women who only zero in on dat RANG omg

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

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Edward_Tohr posted:

Nothing in the second panel resembles a dog, either.

Dog people don't squat like girls to pet their best friends they get on their fuckin' knees to put their faces inside that silly dog's gaping wet toothy maw and then they share their breakfasts together.

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Jul 7, 2007

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