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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 03:35 |
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 23:56 |
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:If everybody who reads this thread was asked to choose just one of those posts that I should have only made, it would be beating all kinds of astronomical odds if everybody picked the same ONE as you did. You don't have to like everything I post. I think that personally I could've done just fine with everything you've posted thus far except the little kid from bob's burgers sack-tapping a still photo of male human model crossed a pretty clear line for me, even with the funny sidemouth voice. Just my 2cents my beutiful girl!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 00:56 |
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:Ohhh, hang on now! I'm not American, I don't even even know what "Bob's Burgers" is, we don't have that chain here. I certainly didn't realise that's a child - it looks like a cartoon woman to me. Look at the face, that's not a child face (I don't reckon so anyway). Oh, poo poo... that's my bad... it didn't even occur to me to check first, like a background check, to see who the pic was actually about - 'coz I saw nothing amiss, I didn't see a child there. Oh hush, my wee stubby nublet. Shh~ It's okay. It's only facebook. I ate Kermit the Frog because Freud told me to.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 02:54 |
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 09:54 |
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1st: Click "LIKE" 2nd: COMMENT "R.I.P." 3th: Football isn't an art and music isn't a competitive sport goddamn it Shelley we've talked about this.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 23:39 |
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Tricky D posted:This really makes me think It makes me think about having to live out an entire life married to a beautiful woman like that while trying and failing in earnest to sound non-condescending. "Wow honey, that's pretty funny! I think you might be onto something there, y'know?-! Maybe you should post that idea up on facebook and see what all your friends think!"
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 05:25 |
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✝(💗💗)✝Amen
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 02:19 |
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ghost emoji posted:no wait i'm this lady Ah, a fellow wine enthusiast and a single parent I see
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 01:55 |
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Anderron Shi posted:
The druggie loser idiots at the clinic didn't steal straight from your purse, your kid or husband did.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 00:19 |
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kazr posted:truly a pig in lipstick Not pictured: custom vacuum "attachment."
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 09:16 |
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and kitties too!!!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 04:06 |
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I thought that was Randy Quaid at first!!!! He looks and acts just like that crazy drunk crop duster in ID4 love that movie hell yeah and god bless
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 20:01 |
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Thanks 97.3 the eagle we will serve you every day
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 02:36 |
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:I like how The Eagle isn't ready to rule out the possibility of driving over a bomb. Yeah there's no chance I'll run over a bomb today I haven't left my house in weeks.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 03:42 |
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Allies of Vagina Vagine Ally e: Vadjinnally Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jul 29, 2016 |
# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 17:04 |
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Schwarbage posted:
I'm so nervous about the new Twin Peaks!
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 06:22 |
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 22:33 |
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I also love that moment from that song during that one female-empowering disney movie, yes, and I also like a punk rock song! This is SO me! Nostalgia mining for clicks! GO FUN YOURSELF 9GAG!!! Arararg!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 23:51 |
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The wooden spoon thing is almost certainly about kids getting splinters in the mouth and throat and yet somehow not dying, right? Source: I love chewing the poo poo out of popsicle sticks.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 22:22 |
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Madcosby posted:Da Motha Fuckin Share Z0ne Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Aug 9, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 22:04 |
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I can't stop shaking my head at the computer screen.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 23:15 |
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OctoberBlues posted:SOmeone shared this buzzfeed article, I mean what the gently caress is this even BOY IF U DONT!!!
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 06:06 |
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 06:31 |
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Ashley Bentmann Kimberly Firella Chloe Steinbrucker Jodi Nameth
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 22:42 |
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Whoopes how to delete a post
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 22:43 |
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OctoberBlues posted:indeed "Oh, nobody better bother my sister on her walk; nobody mess with her she's my lil' sister folks. Chicago, Detroit, goddamn. gently caress..." *picture of 2 handguns and a half-finished bottle of whiskey on a picnic table*
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 22:06 |
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Blue Train posted:kill whitey
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 20:57 |
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TheMostFrench posted:
Chloe looks like a Clyde with that chill bro-smile, man. Watch out!
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 06:38 |
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Salty Josh posted:That vagina be stomped to poo poo. Looks like that dude is crying. A gross but fitting sharez0ne contribution
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 07:17 |
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I was taught to "let the hose clear out" before I took a drink You know the water's cleaner once it's nice and cool at least. Mmm hosewater.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 00:44 |
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and she had a pair of raccoons living in her chest Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Aug 23, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 05:11 |
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I click on the thumbnail for a phone screenshot where I can plainly see that it's a photo of a woman showing off her cleavage and the first place my eyes go to is the battery icon. Shameful. (6% how could you)
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 02:03 |
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Anderron Shi posted:All my posts are from my timeline Facebook version:
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 09:09 |
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killary the hidlaeast and pontus pilot
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 00:57 |
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treiz01 posted:She's using an app or something to stretch her face like that right? RIGHT??? I'm guessing at a pacific islander & asiatic combo for her parentage - maybe Hawaiian and Japanese? e: NEVERMIND here's her gramps:
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 02:45 |
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and here I am.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 03:28 |
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OsakaShadow posted:It's a 'shop. I can tell from the pixels, you see. It's a terrible troll for women who only zero in on dat RANG omg
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 04:33 |
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Edward_Tohr posted:Nothing in the second panel resembles a dog, either. Dog people don't squat like girls to pet their best friends they get on their fuckin' knees to put their faces inside that silly dog's gaping wet toothy maw and then they share their breakfasts together.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 23:11 |
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 04:08 |