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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't recall the TMNT having machine guns.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is a shrewd boy like a rude boy?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Aesop Poprock posted:

Aren't younger millenials having like the lowest amount of sex in the past 100 years or something ridiculous like that

I thought it was just me

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The MSJ posted:

No one likes to invite him to his house & Fregly in return always ruin them by attacking using his fidgets spinners .

Hell, same.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



EorayMel posted:

Back to the subject of finger family: I present to you-



I always wonder who the intended audience is for these. Or is it just to get ad revenue through bots?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXjJdv5fj5k

:wtc:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Loving the figure on Mama Hitler

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Once You Pop...THAT'S GREAT! is not quite as catchy

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My deck includes both Fat Baby and Naughty Ball, prepare to get hosed up

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Light Gun Man posted:

So he's one of us is what you're saying?

Where did you guys get a gently caress robot?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Light Gun Man posted:

I'm saying that if we COULD have gently caress robots we WOULD

Stop getting my hopes up like that

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That clearly says qppearance

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I'd buy this Colombian whatever it is.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I know people say this constantly but I really do want this one

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Grassy Knowles posted:

Accessories: Union Jack

I assume it means the accessories are in English but your interpretation is funnier

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Phy posted:

Fuckin, I've got a brain the size of two thousand spiders and I still can't manage to tie my shoes so that they stay done up

Alright but can the clever spider do this [wallows in existential despair]

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



EL BROMANCE posted:

So... a console styled after the Xbox One, a PlayStation styled controller, and a Nintendo game.



Keep getting Wish ads on my phone and it's 100% bizarre gimmick products that no one would ever have a use for

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm an alumnus of Mariorros U

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




What is that..Malay?

e: Yup, seems to be Indonesian

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Boy Of The Rings did it for me.

The MSJ posted:

Actually it's Malaysian.

Well, I was close

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Blackchamber posted:

EDIT: I mean the Hello Kitty official dictionary doesnt even have that bad engrish, look at the definition of necklace.


Yeah that's hosed up, saying I can't wear a necklace because I'm a man

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



:hmmyes: My favorite line from the entire series, 'to insure a liken new appearance in definitely'

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Everyone knows Kojumbo genius.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Kheldarn posted:


Bullseye!

Seems like it might hurt if people start throwing darts at you

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I never played Halo so I actually had no idea, looks cool and I probably would have been into it as a kid

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Half the English language is just mispronounced French words

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A ton of these seem to have 'deformation' where you would expect 'transformation' or something like that, and I laugh every time. I imagine it's what you get in Google Translate when you put in a specific Chinese word.

e: or I guess whichever equivalent they use, I don't think they're allowed to access Google

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



KennyMan666 posted:

I've fallen into a Youtube hole of weird 90's Finnish songs about pop culture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK7gErEnT_8

Send help.

Not a bootleg in any way, but the cartoons I used to watch when I was younger (OK I was 20 gently caress you), often had Dutch intros. Here's Wayside:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTPmV4QKJpw

This show deserved a longer run. Also I just noticed Maurecia has different hair and skin colors in the intro, maybe they changed her to avoid her being a female version of Todd.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Machine boy toys, there's probably a market for that

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I couldn't afford Geralt so I had to hire Gary to defeat the monster in my basement. He got the job done but the sixpack in my fridge is gone

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



They're not? That's actually supposed to be Waluigi? lol

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Such a thread is much-needed, wish.com would also feature prominently there.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



OwlFancier posted:

How did you know I wanted to post something I stumbled upon on Wish :v:

[just nods stoically, with an expression of wisdom on his face]

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My self-published fan fic also has a sexy pirate named Miss Fortune, but she's blonde. ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

She also canonically loves hairy Flemish guys and doesn't mind if they're a little out of shape. Get out your Kindles

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Dareon posted:

Fairly certain this is not an official Garfield product.



Are you sure? I don't think Jim Davis would mind, he's reported to be a chill dude.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Please take your body shaming and outdated gender notions elsewhere

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What? I haven't watched it in nearly two decades, but I remember Sliders being pretty cool. Where will they end up next??

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ImpAtom posted:

I mean it has John Rhys-Davies who is a horrifying bigot so, y'know.

I don't know who that is so I'm okay with #canceling him

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ohh yeah the old professor guy. With a name and age like that, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



My definitely real girlfriend uh, Iris West. Yeah she's from Canada

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