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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Astroman posted:


--Then we have Spock's brother out of nowhere. Seriously, why did we never hear he had a brother? And he's some emotional Vulcan?


You don't remember Spocko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFfmnu34rs

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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It looks way better than I expected. I was honestly thinking it would be fan-film level of quality, but this looks like they spent a lot of money on it. That being said, I don't like it. Maybe the money is part of the problem, the best Star Trek to me always felt clever and resourceful instead of overly produced like an episode of CSI. It was always about the characters and stories, the special effects were the frosting.

While it looks slick, it feels hollow. It's clearly not a disaster on the surface, but I don't think the visuals will make up for all the stupid, eye-rolling poo poo they will cram into it. I think what others have said here is pretty accurate, this would be a fine show if it was called "Destination Nebula" instead of making it a Star Trek show.

Just my two cents, I'm sure there is a big audience for it I'm just not part of it.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The Unlife Aquatic posted:

The more I think about it, the more I feel like this continuity stasis is one of the things holding Star Trek back now. It's a franchise about the future...without a future. When the camera pulled away from Jake Sisko it became the last clear moment in Star Trek. Like a cliff face against the ocean. Star Trek needs a future again, new frontiers, not just endless prequels. Just my thoughts.

Maybe they could go even further back and do a prequel set in the 1980s about the Space Shuttle Enterprise.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Gnome de plume posted:

Oh boy, can't wait for all those jokes about scifi tropes that get over-explained and dragged out for far longer than they might have been deemed funny.

Like putting too much air in a balloon!

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Knormal posted:

Yep, they literally look up to see who on the crew has high ESP levels in their Starfleet personnel file, where that's apparently just a stat listed along height, weight, and everything else. Of course after the pilot no one ever mentioned humans having any kind of telekinetic powers again, so who knows what they were thinking.

McCoy can give anyone telekinesis with an injection of kironide.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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That check is way too big for anyone who had anything to do with any part of Voyager.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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It looks perfect.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I think it is funny that some random planet wanted to charge everyone to use the wormhole just because it was around their system.

It's not like they built it.

If I see a magical portal that just happened to open up in my neighbor's backyard that could instantly transport me to work everyday, you bet your rear end I would just jump the fence and use it.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I can't WAIT to not watch Discovery. Like, as a lame and impotent protest that no one will care about. No premier on TV, no All-Access, no illegal download, just never watch it ever. It is going to feel so good to me to never see it.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

To be honest I hadn't even considered the possibility that the defector himself had been duped. Good stuff.

It's always a chess game with the Romulans.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

What constitutes violating the neutral zone anyway? I mean what can't Romulans and Feds do in there?

go?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The Bloop posted:

“In different versions of ‘Trek,’ the Klingons have never been completely consistent,” he said. “We will introduce several different houses with different styles. Hopefully, fans will become more invested in the characters than worried about the redesign.”

I wonder why they lied about the Klingon redesign when it got leaked.

The Fuzzy Hulk fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jul 18, 2017

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The food thing goes back to Charlie X

KIRK: On Earth today, it's Thanksgiving. If the crew has to eat synthetic meat loaf, I want it to look like turkey.

I'm thinking it comes from NASA in the 60s. Astronauts snuck a corned beef sandwich onto a Gemini mission because they didn't like "bite-sized cubes, freeze-dried powders, and tubes of semiliquids." They even had a congressional meeting about it. So once TOS (and real life) kinda established that space food sucked, TNG had to follow that even though it had better technology.
Plus it is always fun for writers to have the characters bitch about food, it is an easy way to make them relatable.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The replicators have over 200 different types of cat food.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Cojawfee posted:

TOS is the one literally everyone on Earth has heard of. If you go into the least nerdy venue you can think of and ask people if they've heard of Star Trek, they will reply "is that the one with Captain Kark and Mr. Sprocket?" So whenever a new Star Trek thing happens, the execs need to make sure they mention how it relates to Kirk and Spock.

This is very, very accurate.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The Orville : Redenbacher

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Jeb! Repetition posted:



Wow that's genuinely the grossest Star Trek alien I've ever seen.

How do they eat? Milkshakes must be very popular on their plant.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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I really am enjoying your posts as you watch TNG, it makes me remember the first time I watched each episode. That exact moment when I figured out that Data was lying, wondering why, and knowing that people were starting to suspect him.

It is like going back in time before Star Trek slowly slid into unwatchable garbage (Voyager) and being able to enjoy the old show all over again.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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C:\Documents and Settings\User\My Documents\Holodeck\Leah Brahms\Every time you touch it
C:\Documents and Settings\User\My Documents\Holodeck\Leah Brahms\Taste my fungilli.
C:\Documents and Settings\User\My Documents\Holodeck\Leah Brahms\Was it good for you?

Way to your hide your porn, Geordi.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Jeb! Repetition posted:



Different title card also.

Looks the same to me...


The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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skasion posted:

Will anyone know the difference

It will be so dark all you can see is the lens flares.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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In good Trek news, a new episode of The Orville is on tonight.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Maybe the article is getting Star Trek confused with The Orville.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Arglebargle III posted:

OTOH he's a robot who has studied cybernetics to the point of being able to build his own android in his workshop. He's probably better than a whole team of Romulan security devs.

OTOH She didn't really work that great.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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That episode was great Trek all around. I think it came out before Groundhog Day, too.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Is this the one where they can pass through any physical object except floors?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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mossyfisk posted:

I was discussing this episode yesterday, and believe it would be immeasurably improved if child-Picard spoke with an offensively overblown french accent.

Now I’m picturing him doing the chef voice from The Little Mermaid.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA

In case anyone doesn't remember the poem.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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The Orville kinda reminds me the the Planet Express ship.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Speaking of Vulcan colors, Spock was originally going to be painted red.

And have a tail.

And be from Mars.

And didn’t eat but absorbed energy through a plate on his stomach.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Astroman posted:

So if the Paramount movies don't have the rights to the TOS Enterprise, and the CBS tv series doesn't, who does?

Axanar?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Pacra posted:

Ship chat



:downs:



I made this in 2012 for a Photoshop Phriday.

https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/eye-mouth-mixup/1/

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

(culminating in Stewart kissing a 17 year old).

What episode was this? Because I don’t remember that happening at all, but it’s been a while.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Timby posted:

The actress who played Marta in "Tapestry" was 17 years old when she shot the episode. Stewart would have been 53.

Oh wow, that’s kinda gross.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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drat you, Nomad.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Isometric Bacon posted:

In my mind I always see the result of those time travel episodes always being ' this is what actually happened' in a weird causality loop - i.e in their own timeline the Borg always invaded the past / the Enterprise crew always helped James Cromwell, Sisko was always Gabriel Bell, that one whale and the lady always disappeared in the 80's, etc, even in their own tinelines. It helps explain why minor mucking with the past isn't always completely loving up the future. JJ Trek excepted from the rule because Red Matter whatever.

Especially given they've shown it's a relatively simple matter of flying around the sun or transporting through a tachyon particle by accident or whatever it takes to end up in the past whenever it is dramatically appropriate to do so.

Wasn’t it two whales?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Gonz posted:

Haaaaaaaappy Treksgiving, suckas.



I shall try some of your burned replicated bird meat.

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

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Wouldn’t people be constantly crashing into each other?

Imagine a busy doorway that people go both in and out of, but neither of them can see the other person until the last second.

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