Breaking News - 2 Policemen shot in Dallas, Tx.. during protest march

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Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

dick wizard posted:

The DPD is so inept it's probably two groups of cops in a standoff with each other.

lets hope they kill each other

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 03:36

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:51

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

finally someone stands up to the cops

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:01

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

THE PWNER posted:

sorry cant have sympathy for ppl who willingly and knowingly joined up with the oppressive arm of the state because they wanted to opress

heh youll be changing your tune when you need the police to save your bacon

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:07

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Third World Reggin posted:

Guess who is going to get the death penalty

innocent black people?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:13

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i cant wait to see all the idiots in my city putting blue tape across their lovely car's back glass

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:15

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Lord Binky posted:

and then the cops launched their false flag attack

six deaths for full militarization? its for the greater good

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:18

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

speng31b posted:

WFAA news lady going on about how DPD officers have been too terrified to "deal with the public" since Ferguson; continuing to imply that protesters and "anti-police sentiment" are to blame.

its sad that this will be the narrative, when it clearly isnt

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:23

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

McNutty posted:

People dying is not a good thing I think. Please don't flame me. I am serious I don't like people being killed and their lives ending in that moment and everyone they ever knew and cared about losing that part of their lives forever.

youre right, join us in posting about it, on the internet. #EveryPostMatters

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:28

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Gatts posted:

Indeed. I'm confused why this all is happening in the first place, where are the citizens with guns?

they left their legally obtained guns at home because they were black and at a protest of cops

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:40

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Third World Reggin posted:

it really weirds me out that this is a thing also war drone photos

yeah i hate seeing tragedies happen, i only want to read about them on gbs

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:42

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

various cheeses posted:

are the forums at risk?

asking the real questions

Shneak posted:

Cool job America.

same but unironically

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:44

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Eonwe posted:

hey guys, i live in dallas, and im alive and ok

hmm, posting after the chief confirms no one was caught. i smell a rat

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:47

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Excelzior posted:

make sure to oppress a minority tomorrow, it's what Officer Fuckstick would've wanted

im going to be intentionally slow delivering the first black guy's coffee at work tomorrow :patriot:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:49

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

cops have free license to kill blacks tomorrow! the purge 3 ARG is going to loving rule

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:54

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Chinatown posted:

Watch him be completely uninvolved and ~~sue the police for millions. Haha.~~ get shot on sight

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 04:58

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i feel sorry for open carry nigga, hes gonna die tonight

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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 05:08

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Gatts posted:

Best thing he can do is call up the most Jewish lawyer he can find and have him escort him to the police. If the Jewish guy gets shot...oooooohhhh boooyyyy so everyone's gonna have to control themselves.

open carry nigga opens with a jewish defense to C2

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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 05:11

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

LostRook posted:

Wow, you make yourself sound like an rear end in a top hat.

do you think he should fight the cops in his precinct so that when poo poo goes down he can catch a 'stray' bullet?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 05:32

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Buca di Bepis posted:

a car bomb killed 250 people in Iraq yesterday and your response was to shitpost a bunch about electric cars

its ok because it was mooslams

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:36

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Shinjobi posted:

https://twitter.com/RobertWilonsky/status/751288694984683522

Negotiations with one of the suspects seem to be going well.

i hope hes just crazy

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:38

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

McNutty posted:

he killed 4 people and shot 7 others. you feel there is an open question about his sanity?

not everyone who kills is insane. see: the vast majority of premeditated murder

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:43

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Rated PG-34 posted:

on the scale of recent mass shoot, how does this one rank. only 4 dead so it barely qualifies as a mass shooting, but they were cops so they're worth at least like 10 gay dudes each, or a third of a black each, or half a child each, or a quarter of an unborn baby jesus whale each. so many questions

we need someone like Taylor Swift or Jay-Z to weigh in

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:48

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Yo but for serious can all my american gbs posting pals promise to stay safe when you guys elect trump and have a civil war?

someone mentioned 30 years too late for that, earlier. pretend i emptyquoted him

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:50

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Tom Gorman posted:

whatever channel I was watching a stream of just showed empty beer bottles/trash on the ground and then panned back and forth to a group of black people

lmao

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:54

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Demonachizer posted:

Was this disgruntled black folk, terrorists, or white yahoos?

cnn says black people
fox says black terrorists
gbs says white people

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:55

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

mdemone posted:

What he's implying is that all immoral actions are the result of mental illness or defect.

Which I don't even know where to start with that one.

i have a hint: he doesnt care about engaging you in good faith

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:57

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Third World Reggin posted:

let us all take a moment and be serious for a moment and wish that three olives was involved in this some how

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 07:02

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Orange Red Bull posted:

should i be scared if im a white guy in a city that is 78% black?

only if youre a cop

e:jk your bros will put down all the thugs before they get you

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 07:10

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

KennyLoggins posted:

good on you, linda

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 07:20

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Space Jam posted:

i work in downtown dallas. it's gonna be a loving shitshow tomorrow morning.

sorry that people's lives ending are inconveniencing your schedule

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 07:21

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Orange Red Bull posted:

looks north african to me

in the dark we are all black

makes u think

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 07:23

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

i wonder if not shooting innocent blacks and poors would be a good way to stop people shooting cops

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:12

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

so how many innocent people have to die before we start worrying about police culture? or is that just insensitive to those poor, over worked boys in blue. lack of sleep is a p good excuse to execute poors imo

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:15

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

dethkon posted:

I know I'm supposed to like it when the cops get killed for a change... well, not LIKE it because I deplore all violence, maybe accept it more because they're in the line of duty for a violent job. but there's something a lot more unsettling about it than I thought. Like I'd be less shaken up if they were innocent people who all got shot at a traffic stop. Must be something from my childhood programming still that says "this isn't supposed to happen."

the fact that people unironically think its more okay for innocent folk getting shot up than cops scares me more than anything on this earth

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:17

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

vols bitch posted:

what were those cops guilty of that got shot

standing idly by while their brothers in blue get away with murder and receive paid vacation for it

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:21

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Baller Time posted:

You shouldn't be allowed to be a cop unless you have at least an average sized penis

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:22

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Wikkheiser posted:

dallas PD has a pretty good reputation from what i understand.

there might be some horrible skeletons in the closet that come popping out. but this sounds like pseudocommandos on a personal apocalypse about the world ending. there hasn't been much unrest in dallas compared to a lot of other cities.

though i would say some of the extreme rhetoric from some quarters of BLM that seemingly aims to drive a wedge between the black community and police in general is unhelpful and dangerous.

if only those uppity blacks would just calm down. i as a white man can see how this is getting people killed!!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:28

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

pretend i empty quoted the guy who wrote something about wishing the snipers were yelling STOP RESISTING ARREST with each shot

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:30

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Microwaves Mom posted:

im wagering it was some former military guy who converted to islam extremism and was swayed by BLM

he upheld his oath to protect against all threats, foreign and domestic :patriot:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:31

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 07:51

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Wikkheiser posted:

i went to a BLM protest and people were chanting "oink oink bang bang."

which is a very catchy chant, but...

it's playing with fire. eventually someone is going to take that stuff literally.

chanting a phrase that cops dont like?

TIME TO SLAY EM ALL

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 10:34

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