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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Cheap Shot posted:

From the goon admission I based it off of, he got a boner while making out, and was terrified that if she saw it she'd get angry and leave. His brilliant solution was to hide the boner by quickly getting on all fours and leaving the room while acting like a cat. Phew! Crisis averted!

The CYOA that your avatar is from was really good, I miss it.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

GWBBQ posted:

the greatest sagas of the SA forums: "it was not Monday. Anywhere."

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

oldpainless posted:

He’s black like Barry white not white like frank black is

Good post right here.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I haven't heard Bloodhound Gang in forever.

Krankenstyle posted:

:same: probably not since i used to burn mpg videos to CDRs

I never really stopped at least occasionally listening to them.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

Tbh I think the bad touch weaned me off them. I'll try putting them back on the playlist for a bit, maybe they'll stick around.

Yeah I agree the bad touch had me thinking "what the hell are you guys doing".

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Watership Down, The Secret of NIMH, and The Black Cauldron are the best not quite scary kid's cartoons.

What is the secret of nickel metal hydride?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's all in the charging.

Solice Kirsk posted:

The negative electrode reaction. Obviously. :rolleyes:

Additionally, low internal resistance.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

.txt written on winxp notepad.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's sort of weird to think about the varying draws this place has had over the years. If you're an 00 you probably like Quake, if you're an 04 you probably like porn, if you're an 05 you probably like p-p-p-powerbooks, and if you're an '11 you either like watching video games or maoist third worldism.

That thread where dude was trying to get rid of bees that had swarmed onto a swing-set in his backyard.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Caganer posted:

didn't he set them on fire but it didn't work? or maybe almost set a tree or the house on fire?

Yeah he moved a barbecue or fire-pit under the mass of bees on the swing-set and filled it with fire.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

CannonFodder posted:

He also threw a car axle at the top bar of the swingset and there is a perfectly timed picture of the ball of bees in free fall and the guy in the background running away.

And by "filled it with fire" you mean "threw paint thinner and gasoline on the fire"

Great thread.

Ah yes, I only remembered that he hit it with a thing and that there was fire.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007



Awesome thanks

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I would also like some coffee cake.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Still waiting for that coffee cake.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Booourns posted:

has anyone said more like oldCommon Brushtail Possumless yet

I don't think so.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I prefer barbecue to BBQ.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

oldpainless posted:

(Unsheathes katana)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRhRNgqPlyk

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

oldpainless posted:

Hell pal you don’t need to be gay to confirm that

More like oldatractivenessless?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

Continental Giants get massive. Very sweet rabbits, lifespan of like three years.

Wow, it's amazing they can grow so much in such a short span of time.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Bertrand Hustle posted:

No man Dave's not here

lol

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

If you see a picture of a dinosaur (See Dinosaur Game), or ANYTHING about Mario Kart, RUN.

I really miss spamming bad threads with dinosaur pics.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

fool_of_sound posted:

Only if you wipe front to back

While standing.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

That wasn't the pedophile furry, was it? Wetlegs, I think?

Are you mixing up gravylegs and wetbutt?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

mandatory lesbian posted:

he's from like, new orleans or something right? if so, hes probably just like that (i've only met one dude from new orleans but he was like that)

oh huh i apparently missed that that post was a billion years ago, my bad

He's from Long Beach, California.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

The only difference between TCC and GWS is what's in the spoons.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Hey hey hey smoke weed every day.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Bro Jo gave me a probation for posting a quote from the quote thread in the quote thread, that was kind of funny.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I could never handle that much raw male manitude. I would get all kinds of vapors, like in the pussy and stuff, and just faint everywhere like a cute goat. SO RAW. One milady and my cooch just shoots sparks!

drat, usually that requires a grinder and metal underwear.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

EmmyOk posted:

Goon Sega

Gone swagger

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

All hentai anime is written consumed by people who have never had sex.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

OldTennisCourt posted:

All fiction is bad tbh

I agree but I am thoroughly uninteresting.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

making people get mad, red, and nude online by talking about stuff i like is my Posting Brand

"Huuurrr look at me everyone I am an idiot."

ok

"Haha lol I was just kidding guys I'm not really an idiot."

ok

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Alaois posted:

I request to being banned please, i don't have to deal with people who got fooled by the media. 

There's no problem with the gaming industry and related stuff? Fools. 

I hate SA and wish i never wasted money to join a bunch of people like, i'm not replying to anything anymore.

I wonder if you would get banned if I reported this post or if they would investigate further.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I enjoyed when the pyf rear end thread got trolled with pictures of man-rear end and then I think ultimately settled on any rear end being a valid favorite rear end.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Grouchio posted:

My apologies and condolences. I was only wondering why the denizens of the climate change thread and others of their mindset came to be, and if they could ever be talked out of eternal pessimism. 'If I'm able to be so optimistic about certain things, why can't they?' sort of thing.

Billions of people will die due to the effects of climate change, that leads me to feel sad because empathy. I am sorry that you can not cope with reality.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

lmao

"got any spare change?"
"tsk. what have you done for me lately?"


e: Though I understand hope is necessary for some folks to keep going, it is not for me and yet here I am posting about it.

Shifty Nipples has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Aug 11, 2019

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yes, this is not the thread for this conversation. This is not directed to you specifically, but to all involved.

Yeah I know, sorry folks.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I also think FAU is a cool dude.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Inceltown posted:

I genuinely nearly didn't hit post because I wasn't sure how that one would fly so thanks for liking my lame joke :respek:

It was good.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

It depends on what you're used to working with. A $15m networth is even on the low end for private bank invites. I don't think people understand just how much money is out there. In my industry people with $1m to ~$15m are just called "affluent."

Meeting someone in your neighborhood with $5m would probably make them seem rich, and they're incredibly well off obviously, but in high finance that wouldn't even get them on a call list. It's hard to define "rich" in any case. There's people that think anyone that makes six figures is rich. I'm not saying one is right or wrong, but in the actual financial industry saying "$15m is the start of being rich" isn't that far fetched.

Quantity is generally expressed in terms of its relative distance from zero, not infinity.

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