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Cythereal posted:If Trump somehow ends up on TV with the likes of Oliver or Stewart, you know this is going to happen. "Agrabah vs Durotar, what are your views on this important but troubled international border?" "Prince Ali - Fabulious He - Ali-Al-Bobwa is rumored to have committed genocide on the local sand people tribes. Yet we still value him as a key US favoring ally in our War on Terror. Mr. Trump, should we continue to maintain that relationship, even when this threatens to lose support from Emperor Ganishka of the Nation of Kush and Princess Yum-Yum of Golden City, also key allies in the Middle East against ISIS?"
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axeil posted:"Well I heard he's strong as ten regular men. You can't be safe with someone like that...look he's not safe ok? I've seen him. He's not a safe guy. Way too strong. And where's he from anyhow huh? Anyone ever see him before?" "We've seen him personally drive back Al-Queda with the US army. He single handedly faced the galloping hordes, a hundred badguys with guns, bombs and swords. Who sent those terrorists back to our Lord, why, Prince Ali."
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axeil posted:"I mean, have you all seen this guy? 75 golden camels! I'm rich. You know. Very rich, and I have way more than 75. At least a hundred. They're all really nice camels. The best camels. Plus the peacocks. Very nice color. Great color. The purple really shows. They look great. They're the best. That guy's zoo...it's not even second-class. Sad! And I mean get this. Get. This. He lets people in for free! For free? What 's he doing with that? I dunno, I dunno if we can trust a guy like that. That kind of guy. He's probably full of secrets." "We've also heard he is a very handsome young man. Apparently in a relationship with possibly both Ivanka and Tiffany Trump. Earlier this week, when asked for a quote they were "weak in the knee" as soon as we said his full name. Pictures of surfaced of the three of them in Agrabah Square, adjusting their veils to prepare for everyone to gawk, grovel and stare at their public belly dance for Prince Ali. Comments on this, Mr. Trump?"
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Eifert Posting posted:Man, though, can you imagine how fractured the Democrats would be if the shoe was on the other foot? If even the lockstep Republican party is ready to bail... Oh the white socialists and accelerationists have certainly tried to make Hillary taking the Dem crown somehow into something worse than Trump taking the Presidency. Only problem is, they've always been lazy 3rd party voters at heart and unfortunately for them, we've already been through two terms of Bush 2 and are up against a loving cheeto that destroys himself on twitter over a dead soldier's family being mean to him.
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Aug 3, 2016 05:03
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Trabisnikof posted:What has to be going through their heads as they chant "HATE WILL WIN" because I can't imagine a more disgusting and soul crushing moment than that. Hatred is a powerful and addictive feeling and our country has let it flow through us for generations.
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Aug 3, 2016 16:53
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Boon posted:My favorite Trump tidbit in the last 24 hours is how he apparently distracted himself in the middle of an interview for one of the networks to watch himself speak during a pre-recorded Fox News segment. Hillary easily defeats Trump in a fun house room of mirrors or just putting up a bunch of video screens showing footage of himself like Batman fighting clayface.
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Mahoning posted:Was this story about the Iran payment the RNC's "Break in case of emergency" news item, and they've had to use it way earlier than they thought? Do you honestly believe anyone in the republican party or media has any semblance left of a plan at this point? This was a several minute search on google for a talking point and gently caress IT, WE'LL SPIN IT LIVE.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:16
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FAUXTON posted:This. If you ever for a second doubt that the media would shy away from covering the Trump campaign as an unmitigated failure-disaster then I have a Malaysian plane to sell you. Oh they loving can, the question is if the media has the balls to step away from their Truth is In the Middle bubble to take that initiative. And I'm afraid I have no faith in them doing it. It's too dangerous to go after and say an active republican candidate is a failure because that means Republicanism failed by picking a giant loving failure. And that's too great of a sacrifice for RWM, CNN, or most of this country to publicly make.
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Aug 5, 2016 07:23
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Edmund Lava posted:Unless the paint Trump as antithetical and hostile to mainstream republicans which is exactly the narrative that's been going on today. I doubt it will stick in the reptile brain of the public as that is again saying Republicanism did something bad or erred in even the slightest sense of Trump. You're trying to question outright faith for some people and I don't have any that they'll see the light nor really care to change and pull R anyway because Operant Conditioning.
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Edmund Lava posted:No I think we're in agreement. The media is painting the failure of Trump as separate from the Republican Party. The media narrative is that Trump is so far out the mainstream that this is an example of failing conservatism rather than conservatism failing. Way, rinse, repeat for Cruz in 2020. Only problem is the same tactics that Trump used in the primary could be inflicted on Cruz again because he's loving Zodiac Killer. So they'll be chastising a gigantic turd ahead of time, way before than after abandoning Romney after he lost and retreaded from the public/politics for a while, to set up game plans for maybe Cruz and no one else at this point 4 years down the line. Good luck hoping the Trumpeters will like this framework being said before he loses the election, RWM! EDIT: Mostly because Trump was already ahead of the game laying down his "THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED" contingency before the media finally started biting him for once. These two narratives cannot mix, especially when one makes the other look more accurate as the media actually dog piles on him gaffe after gaffe. Crabtree fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Yinlock posted:It's pretty clear that at some point someone gave the "fine go all-in on this fucker" order from up-high because the switch from horse-race to Look At This loving Guy was like instant and everywhere. Because there are people that will hold the line because attacking Trump is attacking Conservatism. Especially when the results of Trump losing is President Hilldog. The Right has backed itself into a corner it seemingly can't get out without cutting something off. And that's either possibly a lot of Trumpist flesh to save Conservatism or the Masquerade of Conservatism Cannot Fail in standing by Trump until he fails/rage quits.
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Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:I don't understand what point or reason there is for Fox to outsource their polling (or do any polling at all, rather than just make up numbers). The people watching FOX will neither fact-check nor care if they are inaccurate, and having the only reliable voters for your candidate hearing he is down 10 isn't going to motivate them. But it will slight them against Fox the more they aren't pure of conservative ideology enough and god do I want to see that linger even if Trump loses, but his "I WAS CHEATED BY MY OWN SIDE" message sticks.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:58
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I want to see the media's face when this is shortened to Ban Christians from the United States. Because now I want to run that fear into every right wing blog or circle as I can to create a fire. You've given me all the words to source and I've learned how its advertised certain trains of thought for decades. It would possibly be piss easy to do. 
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Aug 8, 2016 22:33
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Did one of JEB! Bush's kids really endorse trump? Is Jeb somehow still a mess even after the loving primary?!
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Here we go, round the Zimmerman pole again. Will Neighborhood watch shooting people from your
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Rocko Bonaparte posted:Does the guy actually sleep? I thought he crazy tweeted at all crazy hours. Well okay, he just dies of natural causes mid tweet. What would his dying words be?
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Aug 11, 2016 07:58
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QuarkJets posted:Remember when The Flintstones advertised the glamour of living next to a highway, and how all of the coolest kids live next to highways? Man the 20th century sure was weird Remember when Fred told us how Wintsons taste like how a cigarette should? Full of carcinogens? Man, the 20th was just a century of bad ideas.
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Aug 11, 2016 08:25
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theflyingorc posted:This is the dumbest conspiracy theory. They have literally 0 data points. She's fallen twice in recent memory, once on icy stairs, and she did a weird head bob (on purpose). This is the most pathetic talking point I've ever seen, and I've seen how much they wasted trying to turn Benghazi into an actual fault of hilldog.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:31
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:it's just a throwback to a golden oldie Unfortunately Reagan probably was too affected by Alzheimers to be a good president, but it sure as hell is a great defense that he didn't know anything about Iran Contra - because he might not have known much of anything by that point.
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Aug 12, 2016 00:41
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zoux posted:US already Brexited in 1776 and canceled another Brexit with some vigorous debate from 1861-1865. Honestly, we made good calls on both instances at this point. We and India got out of that garbage fire when the getin was good. Now the rest of the isles have to deal with a post Cameron gently caress-up.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Or Flint. Oh right, Flint still has bad water but no one bothers to cover the situation further deteriorating because its old news and this is an election year.
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Luigi Thirty posted:https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/764173187886223360 Do you mean be so racist that even the KKK shakes it head and goes, "uh, tone it down" or just general moderate flight from the Repubs?
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Cardboard Box A posted:Wikileaks doesn't have the RNC emails, Putin does. Why do you think the Vichy RNC leadership surrendered to Trump? Because they had already been jacking off to Putin well before this election was underway for him to really need any collateral to hold the Right to work with him in any way. This isn't even a cohesive clandestine affair. This is Putin utilizing accelorationists and know-nothing Alt-right and aging Tea Baggers by letting them be loud and stupid while he lets Wikileaks be the anti-US hackers they love to be at this point. Like Hilldog, he doesn't even need to likely lift a finger because his opposition and willing tools are just that loving dumb enough to smash their face into the floor repetitively for him.
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Mister Adequate posted:Bozeman is also way left comparatively, being a college town. Shitlord white nationalists talking about moving to MT because it's fuckin' white as freshly fallen snow always advise each other "but not Bozeman". Also way back in the day MT sent Jeanette Rankin to Congress as the US's first woman federal representative four goddamn years before the 19th was signed (she helped get it through But the guns are like actual decent hunting rifles and shotguns and not loving AA-12s?
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). The state always gives the EC votes to the R guy but outside of that it is less virulently GOP than first glance would suggest. Also yeah pro-gun as hell but a lot of that is because hunting for the pot is a real thing that might not make the difference between eating and starving anymore, but can make a big difference between getting by okay and being really squeezed on every penny. PS Moose burgers rule.
at Trump now.
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FuturePastNow posted:When Trump will begin talking about becoming the Republican nominee again Donald Trump is going to be the new, much more embarrassing Ron Paul. Only question is if he keeps coming back as a worse cancer for the Republicans because people keep falling for him.
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Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:yeah, remind me how Thiel trying to become a modern-day Elisabeth Bathory is just kinda being glossed over? Some people are, but it isn't a Trump liner and is admit-ably something only rich people would benefit from. So good luck getting people to care about a potential problem if it actually works.
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QuarkJets posted:Why would you lie to everyone like this People can't survive the castle debt that NC barely can being in any film that'll hire him.
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I don't know what people care about the white man's Dwon and Dothawon when there's still like 10 Jasons and Katherines and Rachels and Mikes wherever I go. Laugh at it all you want, but white people still mostly have boring average names by and large.
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Gyges posted:I was in a class with a Jaysun in middle school, please spell the name's correctly, sir. #whiteburden Did the parents gently caress up the birth certificate? Because I've seen people have legal issues over their father being a little too drunk when he tried to spell Robert and even if everyone else was fine and dandy with it, The State can't find anyone but a Reburt Johnson. Also I like we've reach the political state where politicians are courting Black Votes by saying "What do you have to lose". Like they of all people would forget loving slavery and what it took for it to partially end.
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Spite posted:I feel like 10 years ago everyone was SURE 9/11 would be this huge generational marker. And I don't think that's really come true. It seems much more like the marker is how much of your life you lived with ubiquitous internet and smartphones. It doesn't help that the people who still cling to 9/11 as a tool of war can't even remember how it happened right now because it has been replaced by Mr. Ben Ghazi. It's probably faded faster from real public care than Pearl Harbor or the Alamo. But the hate will probably still be an indicator, if my Japanese hating neighbor proves anything. The cut-off will be those who actually have a signified moment when they hated Muslims, those who were simply told to always hate them and then those who can't even remember when 9/11 was because that was loving middle-school American History, dude. We skipped everything that wasn't on the quarter SATs. Crabtree fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Aug 21, 2016 |
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:Hahaha every generation recreates this same guy. It's amazing. Every generation passes on the horrible dork gene onto the future. They crave to suck the dick of conformity, shame everything that isn't an uptight wad like themselves and wear horrible bow-ties. With genetic engineering, science could finally rid us of them.
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radical meme posted:Am I too late to the America invented game cause, blue jeans. America invented blue jeans. You're welcome world. Do Russians still kill for them these days?
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gfsincere posted:Look at any major sport we've been given access to in a major way and tell me 400 years of essentially cross fit slavery edition hasn't helped. So every black man can be a professional athlete if they tried? I think that's more of a case that sports is one of the only chances many lower income or just black kids at all have and they go for that then there being a "good" holdover from slavery.
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Dirt posted:New Trump Scandal Am I crazy or is it not even fully constructed? Is Trump also milking the loving build up of the campaign office?!
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Lotka Volterra posted:It helps with the optics, but either way he is wasting donor money and filling his own pockets in the process. He's essentially doing the same thing, although this way he can make the argument that it's "justified". Sad thing is this is probably what you have to do to get people to notice. Post factual world and all.
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berserker posted:Apparently our good friend Rush Limbaugh is picking up on the Lesbian Farmer Army bullshit. Quality fresh, Lesbian grown apples and pears.
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fap fap SPLOOGE posted:People posting on Twitter, Facebook and elsewhere about how they hate Jones repeatedly say just that so yeah. And with his little "Vengeance is mine" promenade in response to this and how likely the hackers will crack once they're caught, I'm hoping Milo gets into even more serious trouble over this. Prison for the hacker/s, but maybe heavy fines and further social media permabans just to drive Milo further into his inevitable self inflicted demise.
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zoux posted:There's been a lot of talk about the Clinton strategy to try to wedge off GOP voters by saying that Trump represents a fringe position not in line with American (read:GOP) values rather than trying to connect the insane racist alt-right to the whole party. The first one is certainly safer, if a lot less fun. Well its still a problem for the right either way because the Alt is their lifeline. Its The Fruit of the Tea Bagger Tree come to bear a whole new generation of open believers in the messaging behind their dog whistles, only they don't hide what they really mean. If they GOP tries to disavow them, especially under Hilldog's claims, they're severing ties with them by showing the GOP really is the big government establishment they hate. America has a goldfish's memory when it comes to actions and facts, but they sure as poo poo can hold a grudge from feelings. And if Hillary manages to be the reason why the GOP turns on the Alt, well they were already screaming RINO and their weird sexual fantasies about them before. It could be an even bigger schism if the establishment actually heeds the words of a democrat, let along Mrs. Clinton herself.
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