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Sep 12, 2006

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

he's careful not to say but judging by use of the word "normie" he's most definitely a furry, at a furry convention, which makes this better

Or an incel, or follower of the dark enlightenment nonsense.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

huh, do dark enlightments have conventions with a sea of 2000 "cosplayers"

I am past the point of doubt.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Sometimes people do things that aren't strictly necessary beep because they find them boop interesting or think that others might beep boop enjoy them. Luckily there's no quiz keeping you from playing the game without reading the comic.

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Sep 12, 2006

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I don't see how that can possibly be a counterpoint.

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Sep 12, 2006

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That's a link I'm gonna leave unclicked.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Dude's dick is encased in a matrix of fat and he masterbates by vibrating that fat really fast. This is also better than touching your dick apparently.

Well, better than touching his dick.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Boils aren't going to lance themselves.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Graedyn posted:

Speaking as someone who works at a Fortune 500 company, it simply comes down to not offending absolutely anyone.

When overseeing corporate events, a very early rule (maybe not 1, but single digits) is "no comedians". You have to choose between boring and offensive. I've only seen it work once, and that person had a reputation to preserve and knew they were on a public global stage.

Magicians, jugglers, acrobats, singers and other musicians, hypnotists, employee talent shows, bingo, whatever. No comedians.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Wowporn posted:

h emwas a pro photog who took it as a joke but people were laughing at him rather than with him so he said he was going to sue ralp for not taking it down because somehow a professional photographer doesnt know how copyright works

sounds like he knows how copyright works, to me

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Sep 12, 2006

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Very troubling username/post combo.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Did he even need to quit?

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Sep 12, 2006

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Quoting you for the photo of Unterwäschenleutnant Spencer in your AV, because AUG.

Yeah, I'm stuck between "have that next to my posts" and "give more money to Lowtax". I'll probably switch it when I find something I like, but I'll let the idiot who bought it have their :10bux: worth for now.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Thanks!

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Reads better from left to right.

You are exactly wrong.

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Sep 12, 2006

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What's a "drama cow"?

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Sep 12, 2006

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Dictating tweets would suck, because you'd have to count the characters in your head and remember the exact spelling of anyone you wanted to @mention.

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Sep 12, 2006

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MissEchelon posted:

these all own, actually

The bat-and-ball one makes me super uncomfortable.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Guy Goodbody posted:

What the gently caress?



What's wrong?

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Sep 12, 2006

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free basket of chips posted:

I dont know who that is but I'm going to assume those boobs aren't real

They're barely even Euclidean.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

How long are CV's supposed to be out of curiosity? In the US if your resume is more than two pages (really should be one) then you are either applying to be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company or are an idiot.

I've seen 4-page CVs for senior positions in the US and they didn't feel excessive. Easy to fill at least one with publications in some fields, and if you have 20 years of experience there's a lot of story to tell. COO we just hired was just over 3 pages, not including references.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Nuebot posted:

I think my favorite thing is the guy in sunglasses just trying to not look at anything or be seen by anyone.

He's never been the coolest guy around before, and he doesn't know how to handle it.

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Sep 12, 2006

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I try that, and I fail that. Several times a week. :smith:

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Sep 12, 2006

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No spotter visible, so I'd hope not.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I think that's from the wash rag if it makes it any better.

Sure doesn't.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

It doesn't look like it's from the early 80's.

"current". Read for content, man!

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Sep 12, 2006

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ladies and gentleman, be mindful of your flower placement.



I would never have guessed that that was a flower.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Sociopastry posted:

prestigious titties

I extremely doubt this.

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think what I like best about it is the mum taking the time to put in smileys.

Yeah, for sure.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Bombadilillo posted:

techmoney millenial

What tech did his money come from? I gotta know.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Bogan King posted:

lol'ing hard at bragging about Stella the garbage imported booze that people with no taste drink. It's Fosters but from Europe rather than Australia.

It's the cider, peasant.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Oh gee whiz, ah hmm

I'm hoping this is one of those times where people say "vagina" but really mean "vulva".

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Sep 12, 2006

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Nostradingus posted:

At first I thought the redhead's gormless face was the worst thing in this photo and then I saw his tattoo.

He gets random celebs to tattoo him.

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Sep 12, 2006

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Cakefarts Carol posted:

I mean, that's disturbing, but it was more disturbing for me once I noticed (what I assume are) the eye slits.

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Sep 12, 2006

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PCOS Bill posted:

Straight from jail, ZOMG LET'S SHOW OFF ZE NEW LOOK IN THE PRESS is p. AUG

Yeah, I would definitely not want to treat myself to a new look after leaving prison. The press is going to report on her whatever she does, she can only decide how flattering the resulting pictures are.

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