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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Real Name Grover posted:

USMNT roster for @St. V and the Gs/T&T matches


... Though Michaels Bradley and Orozco cannot play St. V and the Gs due to cards they got in the Copa America

This is Arnos Vale Stadium, home pitch of St. Vincent and the Grenadines



That's better than most of the stadiums in the next WC host country

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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I have an international football in the background and it's quite bad.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Are we witnessing the rise of a new footballing superpower?

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Apr 18, 2015

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RideTheSpiral posted:

yeah its in the middle of europe and asia but not really part of either. they have to play somewhere

Iirc, they had a choice and chose to be a part of UEFA because then they would occasionally play against teams with decent players, which they wouldn't have in Asia.
Which is understandable.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Transcontinental countries should be allowed to be a part of all the continental confederations they can be a part of, and put up national teams for all of these competitions.
And all the butthurt small countries* should have thought about not conquering a shitton of uninhabited wasteland on a neighbouring continent before drawing a line where they did.

*A waiver is in place for Canada, they have a lot of snowy uninhabited wasteland. They may complain.

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Apr 18, 2015

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sassassin posted:

Based on their euros they're the only country that isn't doping.

It's more like football is the only sport where Russia isn't doping.
They got burnt on that over 10 years ago.
If they were doping, they wouldn't have been as poo poo as they were on the euros.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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I like international football, even if I don't watch it
I chose Diablo 3 over my team's friendly
But I like international football it's good

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Apr 18, 2015

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sebzilla posted:

What happens if every game is 1-1

FIFA rankings
Or pots, I forget

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Apr 18, 2015

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jyrka posted:

Nope. Apparently the rule is "Play-off match(es) on neutral ground (if approved by FIFA Organizing Committee), with extra time and penalty shoot-out if necessary". No clue how they'd organise a six team play-off though.

Huh, I checked the regulations and you're right.
I could've sworn there were tournaments that had the ranking/pots bullshit tiebreaker criteria

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Apr 18, 2015

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Kurtofan posted:

Why not 69

That would be an immature joke. FIFA and Infantino are mature jokes.

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Apr 18, 2015

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Simone Poodoin posted:

I woke up at 7 AM on a Sunday to be mad that Johan "loving fraud poo poo" Venegas continues to start for my national team.

Any of the Russian posters watching this?

I am watching this. Costa Rica is a better team. They should not have played a friendly against a better team to open a new stadium.

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Apr 18, 2015

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Simone Poodoin posted:

I really want Ureņa to score in his old city, even though he barely played I heard him on an interview and he sounded pretty comfortable speaking Russian, so at least he learned something.

Salvatierra and Venegas are really bad and I'm sure one of them will gently caress up to give your boys some chances.

He was playing for the bitter rivals of the team whose stadium they're playing in, so it would be hilarious.

However bad Salvatierra and Venegas are, the Russian garbagemen are worse (although, to be fair, none of them are playing in the MLS, so that's gotta be worth something).

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Cherchesov catching the ball was the highlight of the first half

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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You were saying? :suicide:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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The worst thing about supporting Russia is that you know that they can do things like this when they want to, they just barely ever do.

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Apr 18, 2015

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trem_two posted:

CONCACAF are going to get rid of the Hex. So we can see Jozy pile up goals against farmers and cab drivers more often.

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/785109218919583744

So, US will become the new Saudi Arabia of the qualifying tournaments?

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Apr 18, 2015

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Simone Poodoin posted:

Joelito did a thing in this shameful second half

Berezutsky being a garbageman had absolutely nothing to do with it? :v:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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USMNT is bad

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Apr 18, 2015

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Gigi Galli posted:

Agreed, but your lot lost to Qatar.

That's because Russian NT is bad

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Apr 18, 2015

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Xabi posted:

What the hell kind of name is Bruce Arena anyway?

About as :fsmug: as it gets

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Apr 18, 2015

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HJB posted:

No Confederations Cup thread? Guess America aren't in it this year

I live in St. Petersburg, and I can tell you that navigating the city centre is stupidly complicated. Other than that, I could care less

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Apr 18, 2015

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Kurtofan posted:

I doubt Russia can hack it in the world cup if they don't put in more effort

That was them putting effort
They're just bad

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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Gigi Galli posted:

now this is a good post :discourse:

tbf the entire last two pages of this thread are glorious

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

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belgend posted:

Group winners: France, Portugal, Germany, SRBIJA, Poland, England, Spain, Blegum, Iceland

Play-off teams: Sweden, Switzerland, Northern Ireland, Actual Ireland, Denmark, Slovakia, Italy, SRBIJA (Ustase Edition)

lmao at SRBIJA (kebab edition) for being too poo poo for a playoff spot

Is it just me or are all the teams on the list bad except maybe Iceland

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Apr 18, 2015

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Mean Bean Machine posted:

This coming from a Russian. Smh

Mean Bean Machine posted:

This coming from a Russian. Smh

Both of these are superior to being Dutch

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Apr 18, 2015

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Azerbaijan, FYR Macedonia, Belarus, Georgia, Armenia, Latvia, Faroe Islands, Luxembourg, Kazakhstan, Moldova, Liechtenstein, Malta, Andorra, Kosovo, San Marino, Gibraltar

What could go wrong

*Note that Russia and Ukraine will not be drawn into the same group. The same applies to Armenia and Azerbaijan if the current UEFA Executive Committee decisions still apply when the draw is made.

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Apr 18, 2015

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Shrapnig posted:

Oh it absolutely should have been a penalty but the referee chose not to make that call and instead awarded a phantom goal.

Net result probably the same but holy moly it was a bad call for the goal.

This just makes it all the more glorious

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Apr 18, 2015

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Ninpo posted:

Sounds like England.

fixed

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Apr 18, 2015

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So far this is absolutely glorious

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Apr 18, 2015

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At this point the only way I can accept Italy not losing is if Buffon comes in and scores himself

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Apr 18, 2015

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:discourse:

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Apr 18, 2015

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Soulex posted:

I wonder if the Russia World Cup will be like the Olympics where journalists are trading lightbulbs for doorknobs or something equally weird.

No for Moscow, St. Petersburg and Kazan, yes for all other cities

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Apr 18, 2015

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Troy Queef posted:

(1) also they're going back to Sochi because Putin loves that city more than life itself (2). wonder if they've still got the side-by-side toilets (3).

1) Yes, and there isn't even a proper football team there. The stadium will quite literally go to rot after the event
2) Yes
3) I can't say with 100% certainty, but it's very likely

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Apr 18, 2015

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belgend posted:

The rankings are weighed heavily in favor for UEFA and CONMEBOL matches of all kinds (see also: Belgium in 5th)

Would the thread prefer the rankings to be in favor of CONCA-lmao-CAF?

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Apr 18, 2015

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That's all set up so that Russia can win the opening game and doesn't have to lose miserably to Uruguay or lose miserably to Salah alone

By the way Russia won't reach the round of 16 from that, Uruguay and Egypt will

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Apr 18, 2015

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Al2001 posted:

Are Russia as bad as people say? Sucks to have weak hosts for the 3rd year running

When the time comes for team threads, I will make one for Russia with the title saying "When no amount of doping can help"

Edit: also lol, it didn't even register at first

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Apr 18, 2015

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NTRabbit posted:

Maybe we've been looking at this the wrong way, it's not that Russia got easy teams, it's that they miraculously got teams that weren't full of black players likely to have an entire stadium throwing bananas at them, because racism no longer exists in football

You forget that games that don't involve the Russian team will also be played in Russia.

Also I'm pretty sure Saudi Arabia has black players

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Apr 18, 2015

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I just opened Germany v France and this is one subpar pitch lemme tell you

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Apr 18, 2015

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Myssu posted:

Honestly didn't even know we were playing tonight. It's been a long time since we've had a team worth watching.

Who is the other potato farming country?

Either Belarus, or the other Ireland

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Apr 18, 2015

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Why would you want seeding to be understandable? It being arcane is where all the fun comes from

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