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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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OP, how could you have overlooked the best character of not just the newspaper strip, but indeed the entirity of the MCU, Clown 9?

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Endless Mike posted:

Not-OP did you read the OP where I specifically mention him?

September 12, 2016


Ah, well - I didn't see the text, only the absence of the strips with him. Sorry.

Btw, who was it who used to do all the .gif edits of Spiderman in the comic strip thread? Everdread?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Something about the shape of the starting 'N' makes me think Thor is somehow going to come about.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Dangit, I was close, too!

I do like the one guy eating eggs desperately trying to ignore Ronan.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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graham cracker posted:

Well -I'D- like to see them...

Me too!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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This is equalling the Clown 9 story.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Now that's a galactic pimp slap.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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What's the first letter in that onomatopoeia?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The webbing isn't even tying his arms down.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Hang on, hang on - you mean to say that Ronan needs his helmet to be able to breathe on Earth? I feel this is a point that should be reiterated several times because of its importance.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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That sentry loving slams down like a six year old playing with a superhero doll. It's fantastic.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Doc Hawkins posted:

wow rocket, okay, a) WAAY too soon, b) if you can't stick to your own species, at least find ladies roughly your height and level of furryness

Hey, one outta two ain't bad.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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A neo-cubist would kill to be able to draw perspective that way.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Turn Ronan's head around 180 degrees and we've got the perfect continuation of the edits so far.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Someone draw Spidey with Stardust's proportions.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I'm MJ's eyes.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I see Spidey learned from his team-up with Wolverine.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Rocket's gonna control the Sentry like a goddamned marionette, isn't he?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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You motherfkr.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The Simpsons did it first.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Mikl posted:



Rocket what did you do

I guess in some wacky way he wins!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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redbackground posted:

those feet just sticking out :xd:

I really, really hope he comes to, and starts trying to wander off like a goddamned walking egg.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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by Stan Lee.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Mole-man or Soul-man.

You know, that's why the story with Clown 9 was effectively a failure, in that the idea was the guy turned to crime because no-one laughed with his antics; the humour in this strip is just too great.

It's not deliberate, to be sure. But it is still great.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Damnit! That priest overthrew him and has established a Fourth Rome under the Earth!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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jng2058 posted:

Seriously. Let's not forget that Peter spent a RL week each getting the poo poo kicked out of him by Rocket Racoon and Ant-Man.

Or the time Wolverine head-butted him and used his body as a thrown projectile.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Synthbuttrange posted:



Pete desperately looking at the building across the street

...

I'm trying to make a pun that has the line: 'Aw, us?' in it, but it ain't coming.

Also, at least the guy is living up to his name.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Lurdiak posted:

That's definitely not how werewolves work.

It's brilliant. I so hope that is how the wolfman will be defeated in the upcoming movie.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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God-drat the faces in the last panel.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Johnny Walker posted:

Hey so this origin story from 2001 just got posted in the other thread.

I can feel my brain dying.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Manatee Cannon posted:

turns out he's the sentry. not the avenger sentry tho; I mean the one we just saw get destroyed. he'll take off the mask and grow 2 meters taller somehow

No, he can't be. The Sentry was all about the shrooms, while I think it's obvious, going from Lenny, that the big bad prefers crack.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Mole-man has been seriously channeling Teddy Roosevelt these last few days.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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mind the walrus posted:

Lenny's expression tells me that the Mole Kingdom has better public schools than Queens.

Forget Lemmy, look at Mole-man!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I'm Lenny in the second panel.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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What more can be said? This is pure art.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I am on tenterhooks

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Cat Mattress posted:

Reminds me of how Batman Odyssey (a wonderful, wonderful trainwreck of a story) has the hollow earth be low gravity because you've got the gravity of the surface above you counteracting the gravity of the planet's core below you.

All I remember from that (besides the god-awful art) was the opening scene of Batman evacuating a train carriage by pulling a couple of handguns on the occupants.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Haifisch posted:

Maybe he just doesn't judge people on surface features like you surface dwellers do. :colbert:

He's Mole Man. He can't see.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Yeah, no poo poo the crown doesn't rest easy. Have you looked in a mirror?

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