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Captain Yossarian posted:

Lmbo what a stupid loving tattoo idea Jesus

That's a perfect tautology.

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A confused angry old man ranting on stage, how embarrassing.

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I've always wanted my mom and best friend in a 4 way.

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LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Just came across this friend suggestion hmm



I have nothing against white people with dreads necessarily, it's just.. your blond is showing through on the top of your scalp.. etc. yeah

What should I use as my profile pic? I guess this mugshot is as good as any, let's go party bitches!!!

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I'm just lmaoing at the idea of meeting my baby nephews and cordially shaking hands and asking for consent to hug.

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Captain Yossarian posted:

Anderron how do you know all these people?

I get this kind of poo poo on the reg from coworkers. There are no bigger libertarian holes then middle aged office workers.

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She forgot to mention that the treatments are for diabetes.

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Hey i don't like my taxes being spent on trying to teach teens abstinence but that won't stop them getting funded, the world sucks

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Please don't cringe, it's a very undignified position. Only beaten animals have an excuse to cringe.

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So that's what a sex switched MRA idea would sound like, interesting.

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GBS does love the same joke ad nauseam, that's why the sharing zone memes are so popular here.

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Bold Robot posted:

My friend's ex:



Ah the "mom's divorced friend" haircut. It kind of works for her though.

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They want that plump mons mound

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Tricky D posted:

The most pro of clicks.

Also, what's the point of concealed carry if you can't let everyone know you're packing?

It's so you can rest assured that if somebody pulls a gun on you you'd definitely be ready and totally win the duel.

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thathonkey posted:

some places ban carrying guns open or concealed they have to display signs around the premises though

pretty sure to open carry you dont need a license or anything

My libertarian coworker told me he refuses to patronize those businesses because it "takes away his right to defend himself".
Of course that doesn't stop him from working here which is also one of those no guns allowed businesses.

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What states does Walmart sell firearms in? Never seen it in Wisconsin.

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Does the gun help? Wasn't there a guy a few months ago who told a cop at a traffic stop that he had a licensed gun in the car. Then the cop shot him.

He wasn't white though, that's where he messed up.

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Bombadilillo posted:

Even in big places craigslist has fallen as the primary source for buy poo poo. I suspect facebook will take it over 100% soon, my phone app dedicates 1/3 of its tabs to selling crap.


Is that group 95% trolls 5% idiots? Its got to be a huge number of trolls/ironic

It doesn't matter anymore, trolling is now post irony.

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TheMostFrench posted:

I just thought this was funny :shobon:

It's a prequel to Star Wars. There I said in six words.

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Pvt.Scott posted:

It was also the "loco weed" that made Mexicans hulk out and lust after our white women. Mormon missionaries brought the spliff back to Utah with them from mission trips to Mexico, which sparked off a whole moral panic on its own, complete with campaigns to ban the vile substance. So it was the blacks and the browns.

Sounds like it was the Mormons fault actually.

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I'll make sure to start eating a lot of bones, gotta keep my celery strong.

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Tricky D posted:

I don't think they spend any of their energy trying to not freeze to death.

Nice

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I thought bidets were for cleaning beef curtains, and the bunghole cleaner has a different name.

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So... basic.... :negative:

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Obviously you're not entitled to it, you have to fight for it :eng99:

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Trig Discipline posted:

I'm So Curious About What She Did. I Wonder If She Ate A Baby Or Something.

Probably a bunch of trashy poo poo like resisting, reckless driving, holding etc...

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Tricky D posted:

If that dude knew any of the multiple cures for cancer he should probably just come out and say it instead of trying to brutally own big pharma with memes. Tell me at least so I can sell that poo poo myself if he's not going to.

It's probably something stupid like peanut butter made out of mashed up crickets.

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Pvt.Scott posted:

I bet he was drowning in pussy. Probably had ten kids, a wife and a mistress by the time he hit puberty. Dude is pretty much a grimdark halfling.

And then he died five years later.

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Bolognese>chilli

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So he's roleplaying as a guy who didn't get a date for prom and stayed home?

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