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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


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Aug 12, 2007


The only chaps I want to see are assless ones on Jay Bauman

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Aug 12, 2007


FedEx Mercury posted:

All chaps are"assless" you nincompoop, otherwise they would be pants.

You're chapping my rear end here

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Aug 12, 2007


gently caress YES

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Aug 12, 2007


Zzulu posted:

the guy who plays kylo ren can actually act also, which is an advantage when you're an actor in a movie

It was stylistically designed to be that way - JJ Abrams

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Aug 12, 2007


Echo Chamber posted:

I'd argue that Batman, Jason Bourne, Frank Underwood, and Liam Neeson are all Mary Sues. I find the hyper-competent Sue way more annoying than the self-insert Sue. And Rey isn't really either.

Also, that bitching about Mary Sues is a lame and lazy avenue of film criticism, and that's why old-timey film critics as well as RLM didn't go there.

Also, gently caress Max Landis; he's just annoying.

Batman was trained, Jason Bourne was trained, Frank Underwood is already high up in politics when the show begins, Liam Neeson was probably trained in acting but he might just be a natural talent with a great voice.

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Aug 12, 2007


Gammatron 64 posted:

I guess Rey really is a Mary Sue, because I really can't think of any flaws she has.

She is initially stubborn and combative, and as the film goes on she begins to rely on the help of others and works with others as a team. It's not much. But there is some character progression, adequate enough for a silly action movie with magic and space.

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Aug 12, 2007


Hemingway To Go! posted:

there used to be

they are gone now

Haven't seen a female here in many a tumtum...

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Aug 12, 2007


No Space Cop is absolute garbage from literal hack frauds ffs

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Aug 12, 2007


a bone to pick posted:

lol how broke-brained and empty-souled can you be to not like zootopia?

it was okay, relax

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Aug 12, 2007


lovely Duracell battery Star Wars commercial playing before an RLM video :ironicat:

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Aug 12, 2007


Handsome Twink who listened to the dvd commentary track relays that information piece-meal for 30 minutes to Bloated Hack who's not really even into this movie: the video

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Aug 12, 2007


Now do Jar Jar Binks!

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Aug 12, 2007


Lucas a racist so what? Those movies still would've sucked even if the Trade Federation sounded british and Jar Jar sounded like Tim Kaine and Watto was a loving redneck. He's a terrible script writer first and a bit of a bigot second.

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Aug 12, 2007


dreezy posted:

calm down donald trump.

I want a ban on all your posts entering the forum until we find out what the hell is going on.

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Aug 12, 2007


Baronjutter posted:

I'm always terrified one of these guys is going to finally slip up and say something "deeply problematic" and then double down on it and get all defensive when people roll their eyes, and then the whole thing will be soured.

It has been and will always be Rich

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Aug 12, 2007


The guy who did the Watto voice isn't Jewish sooooo

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Aug 12, 2007


Gillian: bulbous clitoral mound

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Aug 12, 2007


Stranger Things is the opposite of Space Cop in every way. Incredible effort and calculation versus the incarnation of irony and laziness.

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Aug 12, 2007


Fatter, thicker eyelids

He should look detestable.

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Aug 12, 2007


Junior Jr. posted:

I was using this pic as a reference, although everyone's more familiar with older, fatter, balder Rich.



Also I'm done doing amateur sketches for now.

See you made a fatal assumption that the lower part of his head is somehow separate from his neck, like on a human. I assure you it is not.

You imagined a jawline where there was only fat.

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Aug 12, 2007


If one of you pathetic losers who watches Precum-Recipe twitch streams wants to throw them a couple bucks to make Rich sing "Go Cubs Go" on Sunday I'd consider it a personal favor.

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Aug 12, 2007


RyokoTK posted:

I think Rich is a White Sox fan, not a Cubs fan.

Yes and he was actively rooting for them to lose.

Sing the song, fatty. Sing it.

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Aug 12, 2007


Here's my hot take: when did we start saying 'hot take' and what does that mean???

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Aug 12, 2007


I'm just glad Marvel didn't challenge my western sensibilities by casting Asian actors for a movie set predominantly in Asia.

Except for tubby comic relief Asian. Haha, so fat, so funny.

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Aug 12, 2007


If you can't enjoy a brilliant but arrogant white man overcoming his reluctance and complacency to punch a bad guy with magic for the tenth time in a row I just feel sorry for you. It's either this or Iranians eating plums, forever.

Choose wisely.

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Aug 12, 2007


JediTalentAgent posted:

Tarpels still feels like the Gungan they should have hooked up with in the prequels instead of Jar-Jar.

He's a military guy who just witnessed a major alien military deployment in Gungan territory and finds a couple of non-Gungans lurking about. Yeah, he's going to drag those bastards back home for interrogation.

He drags them back to eat them and it's like ROTJ with the Ewoks and it all rhymes forever.

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Aug 12, 2007


dreezy posted:

I actually had a nightmare rlm released another josh botw.

Instead of going along with this post I'm gonna do a lovely straight man routine until I eventually get actually pissy about it.

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Aug 12, 2007


LordArgh posted:

mr plinkett's house sure has a lot of echo

no it's fine cause irony

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Aug 12, 2007


Splinter Cell > *

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Aug 12, 2007


What? Is someone there?

Hmm...nothing here but three very bright green lights in the corner of the room.

Must've been the wind...

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Aug 12, 2007


dreezy posted:

I loving hate video game talk in the rlm thread. rlm has nothing to do with video games

what's your favorite video game?

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Aug 12, 2007



Look at that cake :discourse:

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Aug 12, 2007


That video is like uncut RLM heroin

Mike and Jay 4Ever

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Aug 12, 2007


Restrained Crown Posse posted:

So they do actually watch worthwhile and interesting films like The Lobster and The Witch, they just choose not to talk about them in favour of another ho-hum Marvel film, got it.

They don't just review comic book movies all the time! Just roughly HALF the time, and only because they're popular!

Except by that logic they really fell down this year in reviewing animated animals can talk movies.

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Aug 12, 2007


So Jay, what did you think of The Secret Life of Pets?

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Aug 12, 2007


I couldn't tell what anyone was saying in that loving movie.

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Aug 12, 2007


Best of the VVorst

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Aug 12, 2007


Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i dont think it was bad and i liked his voice. but everyone should watch the vvitch again with subtitles on if u havent already. it was like a whole new movie for me

This is a good idea thnx

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Aug 12, 2007


Wicker Man posted:

Just so we are clear, it's the same witch movie of a boy who's character is that he is young and has blue balls dies in the throws of some kind of demonic orgasm?

Jay Bauman: this is a masterpiece

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