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corn on the cop posted:as a former uggo dude who managed to blossom im still shocked whenever attractive women think im worth their time I was about to post something about how leagues are bullshit and I don't get why people consider them to be a thing, but then I read and identified with this post. I guess I'm one of those people too.
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The dude is one giant walking red flag, but it's also super disconcerting that the only issue her friends have with the guy is that he's leery of video games. What the hell kind of friends does this lady have?
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Nov 10, 2016 10:58
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Pvt.Scott posted:You know how excited that guy's family is that he managed to talk to a girl? It's probably the same for her in relation to her friends. They're both so hopeless and terrible that everyone is just excited that they can sorta tolerate each other for ten minutes. Yeah, I get that. If they were just ignoring everything, that'd be one thing. But they're treating his dislike of videogames as a red flag while being on board with him being generally gross and creepy and clingy.
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Nov 10, 2016 13:54
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Bonzo posted:I [26M] found out my ex girlfriend [25F] is with another woman [27F] and they have a son [3M]. I think the child may be mine If only there was some way of finding out...
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Nov 10, 2016 17:06
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sinking belle posted:I [23M] was in a findom arrangement with [20s F]. I ended the arrangement months ago, and now she is back trying to blackmail me for money I like that he thinks that.
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Nov 10, 2016 20:12
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me 25M with my girlfriend 25 F, have known each other for a long time and together for about a year. I preemptively bought her a gift that we were going to buy together but now am asking for her to repay me lmao am I reading this wrong or is the OP literally five years old "You're not paying for the watch I bought for myself, you're paying for the watch I bought for you. that's different!"
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Nov 10, 2016 23:34
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Post depressing broken people as you will, but please don't post from the circle jerk forums of people encouraging each other to be lovely broken people.
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Nov 19, 2016 14:22
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Thin Privilege posted:from r/childfree but still batshit. r/childfree is an echo chamber of insanity, not unlike redpill and r/atheism. There's plenty of sane, functioning adults who simply do not want to have children, but none of those are childfree.
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Nov 21, 2016 12:13
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That smells an awful lot like the ol' gay panic. Curious about the comments on that one.
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Nov 21, 2016 12:40
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corn on the cop posted:this relationship was over two years ago and this dude just kept chugging along I love how he just casually drops "I was just about to propose, too!" when, by his own admission, their relationship was absolutely in the shitter and showed no signs of recovery. That don't make you a bigger victim, my dude.
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Nov 22, 2016 09:10
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Baronjutter posted:Unless you're celiac or just trying to lose weight going "gluten free" is 100% useless. Initially there was some research pointing towards gluten maybe causing IBS symptoms for some people, but the very doctor who did the study that launched the gluten-free craze ended up rescinding his theory after he did some more in depth studies that showed eliminating gluten had no effect on non-celiacs with IBS. What he did find though is that gluten is simply one of many sources of short chain carbs that some people's guts have problems dealing with, which resulted in the FODMAP diet, which is now an actually tested and effective way of helping some people with digestive problems. The idea is to follow the diet strictly for a month or so and then slowly reintroduce things and see how you feel. Are you taking any supplements? I've been down the exact same FODMAP road that you're describing and ended up avoiding garlic and onion, and cutting out dairy and gluten when I was cooking for myself. Then a friend introduced me to her fiber supplement and blew the whole thing wide open. Now I take a shot of psyllium husks every morning, and I can eat horrible onion-only meals without getting the dire shits. It's worth a shot if you haven't tried it.
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Jan 22, 2018 20:50
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I mean, that was the first step I took, but it didn't really work until I started taking straight supplements. It's entirely possible that I'm just a lovely nutrinalist, but as far as I'm concerned, fiber supplements are a magic IBS cure.
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Jan 22, 2018 21:05
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If it helps, the shroom burger story definitely did not happen. The author just really wants to shoot people. And get falsely accused of rape, for some reason.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:46
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Isn't Crazytown that show with the "We are number one" meme? And isn't the girl in that like twelve? Also I'm pretty sure him finding the thread would be a net positive. Dude's getting dumped either way, and the more unambiguously he's told he's right hosed up, the sooner he can get therapy or retire to a life of solitary masturbation.
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Jan 25, 2018 13:03
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Gorilla Salad posted:How do you get put in the custody of a friend of your mother? Why wouldn't he? It's someone he already knew and who presumably had shown interest in adopting him when it turned out his own parents were unfit for the job. If he needed to be hidden or protected from his parents he wouldn't be disappointed that they never visit.
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Jan 25, 2018 15:17
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The roommate is obviously his fallback and he doesn't want to let go of that option. Anything he says about never getting back with her is just lying to himself so he can justify lying to everybody else.
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Jan 25, 2018 16:42
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girl pants posted:German toilets have a shelf that you can use to inspect your poops before you flush them. Very considerate I've never seen a poop shelf toilet and I've been to every European nation that allegedly has them. I have heard, however, that Americans never got the hang of plumbing so they still just use outhouses.
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Jan 27, 2018 02:19
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loquacius posted:Also, doing what she wants and being "bros" would also be bad advice This is one goon consensus I don't really understand. Just be friends with people whose company you enjoy. You'll grow out of pining like a teenager eventually, which is a lot less lovely than ghosting people who consider you a friend but also don't want to bang you.
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Feb 15, 2018 17:43
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Guy: For some reason, my wife takes issue with the fact that I threatened a complete stranger with a gun she didn't know I had, while drugged up and leaving our daughter in the car. I already told her this was a shady neighborhood. For context, she's the kind of bimbo who gives entire dollars to strangers. Also I have more guns I didn't and won't tell her about. Goons: Man, what an vapid bitch.
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Mar 24, 2018 14:07
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Jeza posted:Maybe he didn't tell her about the gun because she is so vehemently anti-gun and would demand he get rid of it, like she has, despite the fact he believes it's necessary for where they live. Pro-tip: Do not lie to your partner about that kind of thing. Do not have children with someone you cannot even be honest with. Jeza posted:Yes, it's a retarded escalation. He admits it and says he never would have done it if he wasn't under the influence. But that's a Catch-22, "oh I'm too hosed up to use a weapon, make a truly informed judgement or get into a fight, guess I'll just sit here and watch my wife get assaulted instead lol". Oh, he's only a threat when he's zonked out on his meds. That's okay, then. It's not like the situation came up right as it turned out he was lying to his partner about some other pretty important poo poo.
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Mar 24, 2018 16:48
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Jeza posted:Keeping secrets isn't the same as lying. Yes, this is a big secret to have, but the justification is for their overall safety, something he is in a much better position to judge given they are living in the neighbourhood he grew up in. Not sure what other important poo poo you're referring to. Yeah, it is. If he knew guns were a deal-breaker and knowingly kept it from her, he was lying. It doesn't matter what the secret is or how justified his actions were. That she only found out because he pulled it on a stranger for no apparent reason while high is probably lucky for her, since it makes it clear that she needs to get the hell out of dodge.
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Mar 24, 2018 17:23
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hooman posted:Ohhhh... ok. So like the unbelievable oppression faced by the white male atheist. Actually, yeah, that's how it works. There's plenty of normal people who don't want kids, and then there's childfree. In the same way that there are plenty of normal atheists, and then there's whatever you want to label r/atheism. I call them raytheists, personally.
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Mar 27, 2018 09:22
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Question time for the thread: Is it an ultimatum if you tell someone "If X happens, I will do Y?" Because dude's allowed to have his preferences just as much as she's allowed to make her choices. Hard mode: remember that "If you cheat on me, I will break up with you" follows the pattern. It's an ultimatum; ultimatums are not universally evil. Al Borland Corp. posted:Not in all cases, but rather than let the fear that you'll be unattracted to her lead you to give her an ultimatum and break up with her, why not just wait till she gets the tattoo and see if it actually affects your attractiveness to her? On one hand, yeah, sure, but on the other hand he's trying to prevent someone he cares about from getting a face tattoo, which is a goal in itself.
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Mar 28, 2018 15:42
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Get her to go for hearts instead.
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Mar 28, 2018 16:50
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Do you get escorted off grounds by security for keying a car? I feel like he must have become violent at some point.
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Apr 3, 2018 09:59
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Man, why would anyone cheat on a guy who thinks people that make fun of his height deserve to die? This Adonis who definitely isn't teeming with insecurities is something you have to nail down ASAP, sister.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:19
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The non-broken thing to do when something doesn't affect you, but severely upsets your significant other is to lend a sympathetic ear and do your best to console them. If he actually didn't care at all, he would be more concerned with the girlfriend than he would be outlining all the reasons why the guy deserved to die.
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Apr 3, 2018 16:49
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Yawgmoth posted:kinda hard to do that when she was cheating on him with captain slip grips That only came to light after the fact, though. In the moment, he came home to an inconsolable girlfriend and thought that "bloke was askin' for it" would not only shut her up, but was worth doubling down on. Peaceful Anarchy posted:The guy she cheated with wasn't very secure either, guess that's her type. Nice.
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Apr 3, 2018 17:10
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Our relationship is perfect in every way, except for the one little snag that we are physically incapable of communicating, fight all the time, and display every red flag in the book. Oh, we even have allll the same hobbies!
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Apr 16, 2018 18:06
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This guy sounds like a lot of fun.
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Apr 18, 2018 11:20
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I thought a Funko Pop was some kind of food or drink item, for which I can kind of understand having a continous weekly budget. I do not understand why anyone would spend any amount of money on hideous Bobbleheads-but-uglier, let alone a gallery of horrors of them.
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Apr 19, 2018 15:37
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:let's probably not delve too deeply into the list of hypothetical situations where arbc thinks selectively loving the people whose futures depend on your favor is totally prudent and justified For the life of me, I cannot envision how that conversation must have gone down. "I'm worried you will molest our daughter one day, seeing as you're a pedophile and all." "Yeah, that makes sense. I won't though."
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Apr 22, 2018 22:58
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corn on the cop posted:My (22f) fiancé (21m) has serious self esteem issues about the size of his penis and it’s affecting our relationship I mean, if he actually has a small dick that's one thing, but I can only imagine the slurry of issues that would cause an average-dicked guy to lash out like this.
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May 23, 2018 10:27
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I like the parts where he talks about how hot the ex is and how much he wants to bang her, even if he hates her and her entire family. Sounds like a keeper.
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Aug 24, 2018 21:49
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Moon Atari posted:Autistic obsession is both the engine of all human progress and a trait that sex selection seemingly should have evolutionarily extinguished long ago. I mean, someone whose biggest issue is obsessive autism would be a much greater catch than the majority of people posted ITT.
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Sep 12, 2018 14:45
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My Imaginary GF posted:what is the zaurg e/n post I don't have it on me, but it's just "Zaurg, get a divorce" ad nauseam, repeated over different gifs, explosions and background stills. I don't know the details of his marriage, but I do know that the guy desperately needs to get a divorce.
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Sep 16, 2018 10:48
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I make a point of always ordering the pinkest thing on the menu when I'm at a cocktail bar, because it's guaranteed to be sugary and delicious. It's yet to let me down.
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Sep 17, 2018 13:44
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She should just start calling him a racist in casual conversations. That’s the closest thing white people have to the n-word and it’s entirely justified in this case. E: and  , obviously.
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Sep 18, 2018 15:12
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I mean, the parents moved across the country with teenaged children just to get away from them. I can only imagine the kind of "falling out" they had.
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I'm sure that a "homebody" who has no social life outside of his wife of 19 years is an extremely normal man and that there is nothing at all unreliable about either narrator.
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