Gaunab posted:

This is just sad

Gaunab posted:

Day Man posted:

Yeah, but who wants to go at it mediocre style?

Zahgaegun posted:

Also the husband bought her a surprise Cadillac. If that's a 2016 then he just spent $35k to $50k unannounced.

In no way is he trying to buy her acceptance here.

gentle pete posted:

Tom Gorman posted:

Guess what goons. I've seen some of you before in person. You might not even know it. You might not remember me, but I remember.

But tonight while on the toilet, I'm going to think of you and drop a dook.

I won't masturbate to you though, that needs to be earned.

scrubs season six posted:

At one point early in the evening we were hearing strange sounds and what appeared to be someone screaming followed by lot popping and crunching noises. While in the bathroom my buddy decided to have a peak outside of the bathroom window. My buddy lets out a yell and busts out into the room and I'm like "what?!" He doesn't say anything but goes right to his backpack and gets his Smith and Wesson 357 out. I'm thinking "what the gently caress" and I dig into my bag to get my Sig 232 out. He says we need to get the gently caress out of there right now. I saw he was serious and that made me serious about it, we grabbed our poo poo for the most part (left a few clothes behind) and looked out the peep sight to make sure it was clear to our car. I threw my gun into my pocket, he put his in his waistband and we hauled rear end to the car and got the hell out of there. On the ride away, I asked what he saw in the bathroom. He told me when he looked out the window there was this creepy-rear end clown facing away from the window, pants at his ankles, making a weird motion. He told me the clown slowly turned 90 degrees to look at him, my friend said he looked down to see this clown loving a full-sized dinner ham, when he looked up from the ham loving the clown was smiling and waving at him.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Calling the police on a sibling would certainly be my last resort...I imagine threatening to would be a better move.

mind the walrus posted:

I found extreme material from /r/sex:

And the top reply?

JESUS loving CHRIST

KomodoWagon posted:

Except he was right. He's trying to give his kid some perspective so she doesn't grow up convinced she's hot poo poo, albeit failing because she thinks getting an A on an exam is some kind of superhuman feat of intelligence. Can't be as smart as she thinks if she missed her deadlines.

I'm pretty impressed by how many people are calling this sad and abusive. You're not supposed to constantly tell your kids "Ohh, you're so smart and amazing and great" all the time. It turns them into lazy assholes. The way I read it, she thought she was the coolest thing ever, then messed up, and is now whining on Reddit like a sadbrains because her dad was absolutely right about her.

Gaunab posted:

gentle pete posted:

phasmid posted:

No poo poo, I have had the topic come up at bars (which is still kinda rude). I'd be with some guy and some hag would drone on and on about how cute us gay boys were, but I'd open my big mouth and say I was bi. Tbh, guys tend not to mind so much in my experience. I've had several 'ladies' get upset that I was 'on the fence'. So your sexuality as a bisexual is invalid, basically. If you're anything else you were born like this but if you like both holy poo poo, choose a side, whore!

It is my firm belief that these views are the result of people writing off 50% of the earth's fuckable people, causing resentment.

Gaunab posted:

KomodoWagon posted:

I refuse to talk to my boyfriend but I have a very clear idea of what happened to put him in the hospital after not talking to him so now I'm gonna stop talking to him and not visit him in the hospital after he nearly got murdered!

You can disagree with his decision to confront a person from his past, but leaving him to rot in the hospital is loving brutal.

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Dear Reddit, my girlfriend won't stop trying to kill me pranking me

HardDiskD posted:

Me [19 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] 2.5 years, girlfriend doesn't like me masturbating

LethalGeek posted:

This may be outside the bounds of this cause of where it's sourced from but it seemed very in the theme of the thread and it's about a relationship so I wanted to share.

Bonzo posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Lol I'll never understand people who find some sort of in-game achievement that is both super-boring and frustrating and has nothing to do with anything fun about the game, and then get super-frustrated trying to do it anyway because it's one of the things on the Big List of Things to Do. Just because rockstar hid pearls underwater in san andreas doesn't mean you gotta swim around looking for all 50.

mind the walrus posted:

That is one of the most suburban stories I have ever read. At that point I would embrace the pariah status, wait til someone really crosses the legal line, take them and the town for all its worth and move the gently caress out.

Gaunab posted:

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I don't get this at all. Sure, tell your girlfriend that you'd rather she has longer hair because it looks nicer etc, but disallowing her from shaving... How broken do you have to be?

Tiny Deer posted:

My fiance's [44m] ex-wife [40] is trying to ruin my [23f] relationship with him. She's doing outrageous things.

Glenn Quebec posted:

Just tell him to stop touching himself around you. You don't have to route that one through the parents. "Help my [F45] 14 year old nephew [M14] has full raging erections and rubs it on the couch pillow when we watch SpongeBob reruns!!?? How do I make him stop?"

Gaunab posted:

Being stylish comes at a cost

Gaunab posted:

Girlfriend of 8 months [F 19] is angry with me [M 19]to the point of breaking up over changing my Twitter profile picture to Bobby Hill.